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Simon Birch (1998) |
| 52 reviews |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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| Owen Meany liberally adapted. |
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| Ashley Judd: lousy outfielder. |
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| Simon says drowning sucks. |
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| Kid's 'Father' really is. |
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| Simon offers theological challenges. |
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| Small person affects town. |
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| Dwarf is philosophical giant. |
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| Simon really created upstairs. |
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| Friend's shoulders: Simon perch. |
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| Little Leaguer truly little. |
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| Baseball boy beans broad. |
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| Simon, Madonna bosom buddies |
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| Dwarf Carreys for friend. |
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| Real father not biological. |
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| Miserable midget makes mate. |
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| Thinks he's God's Stuntman. |
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| Reverand rustles up baseball. |
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| Tiny tyke's predictable parable. |
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| Small miracles, big secrets. |
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| Preteen Jesus = busload's savior. |
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| Tiny boy, massive heart . |
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| Diminutive batter drops Judd. |
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| Judd's juggs, Simon's obsession. |
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| Midget with MILF attraction. |
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| Bastard befriends short stuff. |
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| Stunted simon, birches burden. |
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| Dwarf kills baseballer's mum. |
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| God's Instrument plays ... baseball? |
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| Birch batters buddy's birther |
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| God's instrument gropes girl |
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