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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000) |
| 91 reviews |
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Film rated 1.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 1.1 / 5)
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| Barbarino destroys earth Scientologically. |
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| Just one word: 'Travolting'. |
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| Christian directs Scientologist movie. |
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| Hubbard's cupboard unsurprisingly bare. |
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| Scientology's Slave's Anti-Slavery Tale. |
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| Scientologists punish the viewers. |
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| Barbarino dons rubber hose. |
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| Scientology ends Travolta's career. |
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| Travolta's Alien Smithee Production? |
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| Vinnie Barbarino: Space Cadet. |
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| Barbarino as cut-rate Klingon. |
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| Travolta's scien(cefiction)tology masturbation. |
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| The Barbarin-ian Invasions. |
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| Misery Science Theater 3000. |
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| Proof Scientology destroys brains. |
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| Scientology movie is scatology. |
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| Invasion: What Travolting development. |
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| Travolta tackles Hubbard's hooey. |
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| Barbarino attempts scientologist fiction. |
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| Filmmaking: an inexact Scientology. |
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| Travolta's science affliction. |
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| Christian sacrifices planet, credibility. |
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| Seven Razzies well deserved. |
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| Destruction by dreadful dreadlocks. |
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| Universally loathed. With reason. |
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| Battlefield worst, Scientological travesty. |
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| Battlefield Dearth: Psycho Psychlos. |
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| Travolta chews scenery, chokes. |
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| Barbarians shaken by Pepper. |
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| Grease-y alien forgoes shampoo. |
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| Scientology sermon with CGI. |
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| Pepper lacks Whitaker's salt. |
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| Scientology founder cannot write. |
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| Harriers, cockroaches survive armageddon. |
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| Dull as shit! Laughable!!! |
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| Scientology affliction on audiences. |
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| Space Rastafarians unintentionally funny. |
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| Travolta's character, career dead. |
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| Travolta's alien rasta disaster. |
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| Saturday night Scientology turkey. |
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| Dumb aliens, dumber movie. |
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| Hubbard, Travolta: sci-intolerable propagandists. |
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| Sci-fi: Scientology Fiasco. |
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| Flight Simulator helps humans! |
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| Travolta 'mothers' Hubbard's scientology. |
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| Alien travolta gets killed. |
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| Barbarino's Fort Knox imprisonment. |
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| Travolta's 'Earth' is flat. |
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| Overblown Travolta vanity project. |
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| Travolta-financed mumbo-jumbo. |
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| Aliens on stilts. Comical. |
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| Dread-ful, stick to disco. |
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| Travolta should've stayed alive. |
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| Seven foot Travolta sucked. |
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| Travolta's career suicide attempt? |
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| Travolta in natural environment. |
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| Humans finally attack Psychlos. |
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| Battlefield Earth: Terra-ble |
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| Travolta career suicide masterpiece. |
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| Humanity stages Y3K uprising. |
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| 'Stupid man-animals' revolt. |
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| Barbarino transforms into Rastarino. |
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| Scientology disaster pointless, hopeless. |
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| Battlefield Earth, Unintentional Mirth. |
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| Proof: Scientology creates boredom. |
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| Travolta tries Trek. Trash. |
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| Stupid, shitty Scientology sci-fi. |
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| Security chief battles earthlings. |
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| Scientology founder's alien invasion. |
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| Hubbard's hokum! Travolta's revolting! |
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| Aliens' disgusting nose danglies! |
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| Alien platform shoes: hilarious. |
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| Scary Hubbard's intergalactic Travolta. |
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| Travolta, Whitaker debate slavery. |
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| Barbarians battle big Barbarino. |
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| Travolta sports nose danglies. |
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