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				Happy, Texas (1999) | 
			 
				
			
			
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				Film rated 3.9 / 5 
				(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5) 
				(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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		| Happy's definition of gay. | 
	 
	
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		| Chappy's dream: Dent Wayne! | 
	 
	
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		| Happy Chappy desires Wayne. | 
	 
	
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		| Happy gets 'gay' planners. | 
	 
	
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		| A hillbilly cabaret, Yee-Haw! | 
	 
	
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		| Zahn choreographs fashion parade? | 
	 
	
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		| Sheriff reveals hidden urges. | 
	 
	
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		| Playing gay rehabs escapees. | 
	 
	
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		| Zahn - crook turned choreographer. | 
	 
	
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		| Zahn dances, Northam prances. | 
	 
	
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		| 'Gay' crooks plan pageant. | 
	 
	
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		| Redemption follows kiddies pageant. | 
	 
	
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		| Escaped criminals impersonate queers. | 
	 
	
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		| Charming pseudo-gay comedy. | 
	 
	
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