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				Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) | 
			 
				
			
			
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				Film rated 1.3 / 5 
				(Chick rating: 0.5 / 5) 
				(Guy rating: 1.8 / 5)
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		| Claus Encounters, Turd Kind. | 
	 
	
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		| Martians on 'Naughty' list. | 
	 
	
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		| E.T.: The Xmas-Terrestrial. | 
	 
	
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		| Reindeer and present danger. | 
	 
	
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		| Kringle whoops Marvin's ass. | 
	 
	
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		| Santa's ludicrous interplanetary hokum. | 
	 
	
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		| Martians celebrate Christ's birth? | 
	 
	
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		| Klaatu, Barada, St. Nickto? | 
	 
	
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		| Christmas cancelled on Mars. | 
	 
	
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		| Annoying Santa, worse Martians. | 
	 
	
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		| No presents for Earthling. | 
	 
	
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		| Greenies grab gift giver. | 
	 
	
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		| Interstellar jolly 'ol feller. | 
	 
	
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		| Martians earn coal lumps. | 
	 
	
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		| Santa destroys Martian civilization. | 
	 
	
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		| Moronic interplanetary Christmas cheer. | 
	 
	
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		| Martian social-engineering project. | 
	 
	
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		| Mars kids celebrate Noel. | 
	 
	
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		| Santa stuffs Martians' stockings. | 
	 
	
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		| Droppo�s floppo Christ-MESS present. | 
	 
	
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		| Dropo needs strong sedatives. | 
	 
	
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		| Green potheads abduct red. | 
	 
	
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		| Little, green: Martians, elves. | 
	 
	
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		| Toyless, Grumpy Red Planet. | 
	 
	
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		| Reindeer raid Red planet. | 
	 
	
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