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Excalibur (1981) |
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Film rated 4 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.9 / 5)
(Guy rating: 4 / 5)
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| Lancelot without pantsalot. |
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| Watery tart dispenses sword. |
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| 'Pulling out' produces King. |
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| Lonely Knight Lance's lots. |
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| Dragon's Breath: The Force. |
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| Bastard swordjacks innocent rock. |
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| Sword mightier than Pendragon. |
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| Nigel pulls sword, Guenevere. |
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| Merlin becomes death wish. |
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| Lancelot pops his Cherie. |
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| Boorman's edgy Arthurian epic. |
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| Arthur's: thicker and longer. |
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| Boorman tells sworded tale. |
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| Merlin redefines 'chrome dome'. |
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| Arthur's Twisted Sister seduction. |
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| 'Holy Grail' without laughs. |
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| Arthur's Lung[hi]ful of heir. |
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| Soggy sword: Arthur's lord! |
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| Merlin suffers Dragon's breath. |
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| Guenevere takes the Lance. |
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| Sword yanking determines royalty. |
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| Mor-dred-ing bastard son. |
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| Knights Terry-ing a-round. |
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| Silver-capped Merlin 'iced'. |
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| Lancelot's sword outshines Arthur's. |
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| Mordred wounds uncle, father. |
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| Watery bint dispenses scimitar. |
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| Armoured sex produces heir. |
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| Morgana creates Helen Earth. |
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| Morgana charms Merlin succumbs. |
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| Two Knights' Love Affair. |
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| Sword, stone, sex, swashbuckling. |
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| Camelot with Captain Picard. |
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| Aquatic tart appoints ruler. |
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| Byrne defiles Boorman's daughter. |
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| Illegitimate heir pulls sword. |
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| Boorman's hallucinatory Renaissance fair. |
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| Arthur's theme: 'Carmina Burana'. |
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| Phallic symbols kill repeatedly. |
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| Knights naughty at night. |
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| Overacting spell on cast. |
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| Lancelot kabob's self? Ouch! |
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| Armored Byrne begets Arthur. |
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| Strange woman distributes sword. |
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| Mordred brings about G�tterd�mmerung. |
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| Dragon's breath facilitates adultery. |
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| Royal siblings breed evil. |
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| Before Jackson, was Boorman. |
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| Arthurian splendor: great film. |
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| Arthur's dad murdered, avenged. |
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| Excalibur excites exceptional exile. |
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| Merlin provides comic touch. |
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| Arthurian cannot be surpassed. |
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| Rock doesn't blunt blade. |
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| 'Carmina Burana' accompanies knights. |
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| Mirren bewitches plugged Nicol. |
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| Mirren's malevolent Morgana machinates. |
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| English King, Irish accent. |
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| Excalibur: Blade of Glory. |
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| Sword picks English King. |
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| Arthur agonizes after adultery. |
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| King Arthur tries cocaine. |
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| Uther impregnates Cornwall's wife. |
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| Arthur's sword Merlin's discord. |
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| Swords, wizards, incest. Classic. |
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| Arthurian sword history lesson.. |
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| Bloody, muddy Arthurian epic. |
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| Mirren wears breast plate. |
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| Gold-armored gargoyle misbegotten. |
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| Morgana's malign multiple incest. |
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| Lunghi's nude nature hike. |
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| Love, war, gleaming armor. |
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| Arthurian legends; Wagnerian soundtrack. |
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