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				| Closer(2004) |  
				| 103 reviews |  
				| Film rated 3.2 / 5 
				(Chick rating: 3.4 / 5) 
				(Guy rating: 3.1 / 5) |  |  
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		| Jude visits Julia's opening. |  
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		| 80 minutes... four score. |  
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		| Four bedding. Anna funereal. |  
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		| Natalie steals stiff's name. |  
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		| Lovers split, Portman splits. |  
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		| Love quadrangle's against Law. |  
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		| Portman strips for Nichols. |  
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		| London wolves in Americans. |  
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		| Portman. Owen. Poles apart. |  
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		| Julia cheats, shags husband. |  
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		| Portman displays pink, hair. |  
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		| Portman parades pert posterior. |  
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		| Brits shag American slags. |  
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		| Nichol's quartet really swings. |  
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		| Roberts 'Sleeping with Everyone'. |  
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		| Jude's relationships need obituaries. |  
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		| Alice springs from nowhere. |  
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		| Ayres rocks men's worlds. |  
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		| Jude Law(s) of Attraction. |  
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		| Clive's cleaving, Julia's leaving. |  
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		| Cheeky Portman parts cheeks. |  
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		| Roberts/Portman bend Law. |  
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		| Natalie: Jude's the slapper. |  
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		| Un-Law-ful four-sided triangle. |  
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		| Portman's film's Keyser Soze. |  
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		| Portman poses as instructed. |  
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		| Portman, Roberts swap partners. |  
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		| Portman strips, Owen flips. |  
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		| Relationships have broken Law. |  
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		| Clive asks nicely. Scores. |  
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		| Dermatologist hits skins. |  
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		| Amidala? More like Imahoa. |  
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		| Aquarium initiates fishy romance. |  
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		| Portman's stripper never nude. |  
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		| Amidala spreads for bread. |  
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		| Roberts robs Portman's man. |  
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		| Law desires, hurts Roberts. |  
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		| Owen ogles naked Natalie. |  
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		| Portman's passport proves puzzling. |  
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		| Natalie strips. That's it. |  
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		| Portman strips, Owen watches. |  
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		| Law encourages wife swapping. |  
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		| Nichols: the eternal quadrangle. |  
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		| Jude's relationship obituary? |  
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		| Law's Owen Clive apology. |  
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		| Portman's Jane not plain. |  
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		| Owen will faithfulness return? |  
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		| Quartet confuse love, lust. |  
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		| Needy, selfish, fornicating foursome. |  
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		| Jude's jealosy ruins relationships. |  
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		| Natalie strips away innocence. |  
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		| Four people, four relationships. |  
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		| Law, Owen - cyber sexing. |  
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		| Roberts compares/contrasts semen. |  
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		| Dan, Anna, Larry & Alice. |  
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		| Law, Owen Trading Places. |  
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		| Natalie fakes passPort, man. |  
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		| Portman takes pole position. |  
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		| There's something about Alice. |  
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		| Foulmouthed couples swap partners. |  
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		| Brits, bitches and obituaries. |  
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		| Couples kiss, Nichols tells. |  
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		| Dermatologist loves Natalie's skin. |  
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		| Obsessed Owen tortures everyone. |  
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		| Law can't protect lovers. |  
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		| Cockhound Clive, Lovelorn Law. |  
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		| Portman plays dead Alice. |  
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		| Julia, Jude's passionate affair. |  
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		| Portman, Ayres. Law errs. |  
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		| Clive demands dirty details. |  
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		| Portman pleases, teases Owen. |  
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		| Stripper Portman wigs out. |  
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