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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Greek horseplay, Trojan tragedy. |
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| Pitt displays Achille's heel. |
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| Greek women prefer Trojans! |
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| Achilles gets Legolas'ed. |
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| Achilles kills with ease. |
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| Greeks penetrate Trojans. |
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| Petersen sacks the Iliad. |
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| Pitt's licensed to A-kill-es. |
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| Un-inspired by Homer's Iliad. |
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| Trojan hectors the Greeks. |
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| Brad, Orlando, Greek gods. |
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| Tomorrow belongs to Achilles. |
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| Trojans slipped on erection. |
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| Bana, Pitt, wooden acting. |
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| Trojans lack proper protection. |
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| Grecian earns, Troy burns. |
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| Achilles shows no Pitt-y. |
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| Helen, Briseis = Trojan whores. |
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| Beefcake kills Troy's finest. |
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| Trojan horse bypasses firewall. |
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| Horse, Brad, both wooden. |
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| Troy Story: Helen cheats. |
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| Achilles: Well-heeled hero. |
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| Brad battles second Bana(na). |
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| Hulky, homoerotic, Homeric hubris. |
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| Where Trojan virus started. |
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| Ancient Hulk versus Pitt. |
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| Pitt, Bana, skirts, horse. |
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| Greeks burn Trojan paradise. |
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| Greeks just horse around. |
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| Hector: 'Pitt acts draggy'. |
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| Horse takes Trojans. Ouch. |
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| Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans. |
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| Achilles chooses glory, doom. |
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| Peterson's paraphrase's the Pitts. |
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| Agamemnon shouts, 'Achilles, Heel!'. |
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| Girl inflames Troy's hearts. |
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| Giant horse = ancient WMD. |
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| Priam ignores sons' advice. |
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| Cox, O'Toole, steal show. |
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| Acting like horse: wooden. |
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| Acting's Pitt's Achilles' heel. |
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| Warriors yell. Trojans hoarse? |
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| Beware: Gift bears Greeks. |
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| Fear Greeks bearing gifts. |
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| Byrne sees Brad's Pit(t)s. |
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| Brad's skirt experiences Briseis. |
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| Old story- Paris surrenders. |
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| Greek erection annihilates Trojans. |
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| Bloom's blunder becomes battle. |
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| Helen: 1000 ships launched. |
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| Wooden horse, wouldn't bother. |
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| Skirted Pitt slays throngs. |
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