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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Achilles gets Legolas'ed. |
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| Pitt's acting: Greek tragedy. |
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| Ancient Hulk versus Pitt. |
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| Achilles kills with ease. |
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| Brad battles second Bana(na). |
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| Fear Greeks bearing gifts. |
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| Bloom's Pit(t)iful fighting skills. |
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| Old story- Paris surrenders. |
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| Troy Story: Helen cheats. |
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| Byrne sees Brad's Pit(t)s. |
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| Girl inflames Troy's hearts. |
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| Hulky, homoerotic, Homeric hubris. |
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| Bana, Pitt, wooden acting. |
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| Brave Bloom battles Brad. |
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| Crossdressing Brad fights, dies. |
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| Pitt, Bana, skirts, horse. |
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| Greeks burn Trojan paradise. |
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| Paris surrenders without fight. |
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| Where Trojan virus started. |
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| Saffron is spicy consort. |
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| Hector: 'Pitt acts draggy'. |
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| Petersen sacks the Iliad. |
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| Trojan hectors the Greeks. |
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| Wooden horse, wouldn't bother. |
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| Trojan horse bypasses firewall. |
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| Horse takes Trojans. Ouch. |
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| Pitt's licensed to A-kill-es. |
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| Tomorrow belongs to Achilles. |
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| Bloom gets Achilles' Heel. |
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| Spoiler: heel proves downfall. |
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| Pitt's weak spot exploited. |
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| Helen: 1000 ships launched. |
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| Skirted Pitt slays throngs. |
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| Pitt unfurls Trojan Bana. |
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| Homer? Greek shakes spear. |
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| Average Helen inspires war. |
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| Woody horse ejects seamen. |
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| Peterson, Brad's Homerotic nightmare. |
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| Troy, not Paris, burning. |
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| Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat. |
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| Agamemnon 'nags' wife's lover. |
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| Floating Trojans pollute beach. |
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| Giant horse = ancient WMD. |
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| Warriors yell. Trojans hoarse? |
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| Brad's suicidal tendon. See. |
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| Pitt displays Achille's heel. |
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| D'oh! Brad's Trojan coarse. |
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| Big Fight, Greek Wedding. |
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| Achilles' softness Pitt-iful. |
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| Achilles avenges slain 'cousin'. |
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