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Reviews by 'Warzonkey'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
242
reviews published to date.
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Children Of The Corn (1984)
Ears looking at you?
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Fourth 'movie' Idle effort.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Proposition, The (2005)
The western of Oz.
Nov 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Blob, The (1958)
Look! Ooze stalking!
Oct 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Witchboard (1985)
Different Linda B possessed.
Oct 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Evil Twins, The (1971)
Evil kin evil.
Oct 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Icelander fathers own 'brother'.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
Taaffe has grubby sex.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Happiness (1998)
Lustin' Hoffman.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Factotum (2005)
Dillon's amusing drunken musings.
Oct 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dark Water (2005)
Connelly's damp area filled.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dark Water (2005)
Connelly haunted by abandonment.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
The Joy of Lex.
Oct 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Piranha Part Two: The Spawning (1981)
Scariest flying piranhas ever.
Oct 13, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Beethoven's 2nd (1993)
The Dogfather.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Before Sunset (2004)
Delpy's waltz last.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Before Sunrise (1995)
Good night, Vienna.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Chatterbox (1977)
Rialson gets speaking part.
Oct 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Carlyle cocks his hat.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Open-air Circus.
Oct 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Fly II, The (1989)
Stoltz receives his inheritance.
Oct 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Junebug (2005)
Mother-in-law underwhelmed by spoon.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Ginger becomes femme fa-tail.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Men In Black II (2002)
Pug helps hunt 'bug'.
Oct 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Swiss Gang Bang (2000)
Geneva doesn't need beaver.
Oct 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Ring Two, The (2005)
Nakata cannibalises Dark Water.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Predators win cold war.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Ring 2 (1999)
OO... scary!
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Capturing The Friedmans (2003)
Contradictory paedo files documented.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Squid And The Whale, The (2005)
Squid, whale, kids derail.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits encounter Tolkien trees.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma: Aisle be back.
Sep 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Hero (2002)
Kung fu-Qin great.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Clitoris now easily found.
Sep 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Grudge, The (2004)
Evil dweller begrudges Gellar.
Sep 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
War on a rack.
Sep 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Sideways (2004)
Sour grapes over ex.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Massacre At Central High (1976)
'Scream' meets 'Animal Farm'.
Sep 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Galaxy Of Terror (1981)
Freddy vs Freddy.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Election (1999)
Ferris' flak over Flick.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Smell of a belle.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Men In Black (1997)
Mexican actually illegal alien.
Sep 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Bush tucker.
Sep 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Predator (1987)
Mud is 100% heatproof?!
Sep 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Fake on a plane.
Sep 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Nude On The Moon (1961)
Satellite porn.
Sep 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Chilly willies.
Sep 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sam wise to Gollum.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Birds, The (1963)
Evil that wren do.
Sep 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
1952: A Che odyssey.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Monsturd (2003)
A bad 'motion' picture.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
Give Setsuko a satsuma!
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Cooler, The (2003)
Macy: cooler. Bello: hotter!
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Intimacy (2001)
Ass Wednesday.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Rage: Carrie 2, The (1999)
Suvari only 4 points?!
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Zzyzx (2005)
Scrabble nut titles movie.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Strange Bedfellows (2004)
Hogan redefines 'out' back.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Strange Bedfellows (2004)
Hogan requires homo improvements.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Spellbound (2002)
Imorality is wrong.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Ewan outfoxes Kerry.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Chutney ferrets.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Jaws (1975)
Buoy doesn't save girl.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Driller Killer, The (1979)
Bums violently penetrated.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(9)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Robber's lucky, sniper's not.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Children Of The Corn (1984)
Corny and childish horror.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Vertically challenged's horizontal challenges.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Bats (1999)
Bats out of Hell.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
American Haunting, An (2005)
Bells' hell.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
American Haunting, An (2005)
Bell Witch legend raped.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Revel without a pause.
Aug 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Potente-ial spoiler: Lola dyes.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Super Size Me (2004)
Dine hard with agenda.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie ex machina.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Alfredo saves his kisses.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Tale Of Two Sisters, A (2003)
Knowing Soo-mi, knowing Soo-yeon.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Entity, The (1981)
Hershey risks phantom pregnancy.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Entity, The (1981)
Phantasm gives orgasm.
Aug 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward exhibits sharp handiwork.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Spellbound (2002)
X verbs Y's noun.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Braindead (1992)
Zombie gestates in hours!
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Lesbian's letter converts Portman.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Orcland, New Zealand.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Descent, The (2005)
Girls encounter vicious lowlifes.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Descent, The (2005)
Six babes going down!
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Spirited Away (2001)
Sen's spirit-cleansing adventure.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child, A (1989)
5th Nightmare knocked up.
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Waterworld (1995)
Waterworlders implausibly smooth-skinned!
Aug 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Hellraiser (1987)
Stepmother serves up refleshments.
Aug 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A (1988)
Krueger kills karate kid.
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A (1988)
Flaming dog piss resurrects?!
Aug 12, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Willy-free Hilary pilloried.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Cliffhanger (1993)
From crags to riches.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Ed Wood (1994)
Lugosi has coffin fit.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Third Final, hopefully final.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Hostel (2005)
Roth's softcore torture porn.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Hostel (2005)
Slovakian sirens seduce sightseers.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Alligator (1980)
The Great Big Gator.
Aug 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Hostel (2005)
Euroslash!
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
Bravetarts.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Krueger slash Vorhees.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
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