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Reviews by 'Warzonkey'
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with a total of
242
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Airplane! (1980)
Disaster movie highly amusing.
Jul 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Alien (1979)
Pussy chaser's alien fodder.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aliens (1986)
Aliens' activity: ant analogy.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Am�lie (2001)
Imaginative waitress plays God.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Appartement, L' (1996)
Max's menage-a-quatre.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Before Sunrise (1995)
Good night, Vienna.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Before Sunset (2004)
Delpy's waltz last.
Oct 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Cusack's pulling the strings.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Big Fish (2003)
Buscemi's poetry flounders.
Jun 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Big Fish (2003)
Spectre's a real plaice!
Jun 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Fame cums and goes.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Braindead (1992)
The bowels of Hell.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Braindead (1992)
Zombie gestates in hours!
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Midnight Cowboy 'sessions'.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Capturing The Friedmans (2003)
Contradictory paedo files documented.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Chicago (2002)
Renee murders musical numbers.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Alfredo's al fresco cinema.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Cinema Paradiso (1988)
Alfredo saves his kisses.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Citizen Kane (1941)
'Who's Rosebud?' Everyone: 'Dunno'.
Jun 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Crash (2004)
Dillon fingers suspect.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Re-animated consumers consume looters.
May 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie ex machina.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Ed Wood (1994)
Director not very aDEPPt.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Ed Wood (1994)
Lugosi has coffin fit.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Edward exhibits sharp handiwork.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Pazuzu causes puberty allegory.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Flying Pan cooked up.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Carlyle cocks his hat.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Garden State (2004)
Braff is unbereavable.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Kooks nuke spooks.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Grave Of The Fireflies (1988)
Give Setsuko a satsuma!
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Happiness (1998)
Lustin' Hoffman.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Hero (2002)
Kung fu-Qin great.
Sep 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Ice Cold In Alex (1958)
Carlsberg: murderin' the thirst.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Wife-swapping anyone? Ripley's game.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Jackson is 'Super' cool.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw tackles Cod Almighty.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Jaws (1975)
Buoy doesn't save girl.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Jean De Florette (1986)
Hunchback's horticultural hopes halted.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride takes first scalp.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Liu's a cut above.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Uma: Aisle be back.
Sep 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Accept Beatrix? Pai may.
Jun 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Cage delivers staggering performance.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(30)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Shue woos booze abuser.
Jun 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Lolloping leper loses livelihood.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits of Hairyfootshire.
Jul 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Orcland, New Zealand.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Sam wise to Gollum.
Sep 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents vent sexual frustration.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits encounter Tolkien trees.
Oct 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Turner brainspotting at lake.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Manon Des Sources (1986)
Soubeyrans' luck runs dry.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Mary Poppins (1964)
There's Some-Sing About Mary.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Fools and (imaginary) horses.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Motorcycle Diaries, The (2004)
1952: A Che odyssey.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Omen, The (1976)
Omen: warning. Warner: warner.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
'Penguin' in Cuckoo's Nest.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Saving pirate Roberts.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta blows face off.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Killers of the rainbow.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Ring (1998)
Sadako creates Japanese puzzle.
Jun 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Franka Potente is fit.
Jun 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Potente-ial spoiler: Lola dyes.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Smell of a belle.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Se7en (1995)
Sin it 7 times!
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Ewan outfoxes Kerry.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Sideways (2004)
Sour grapes over ex.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Spirited Away (2001)
Sen's spirit-cleansing adventure.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia: The princess tied.
Jun 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Super Size Me (2004)
Dine hard with agenda.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Tale Of Two Sisters, A (2003)
Knowing Soo-mi, knowing Soo-yeon.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Unwanted child's 'Big Brother'.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(6)
101 Reykjav�k (2000)
Icelander fathers own 'brother'.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
9 Songs (2004)
Gig, frig, gig, frig...
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Fourth 'movie' Idle effort.
Nov 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Allen's ant agonising.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(17)
Barton Fink (1991)
Writer's block is Hell.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Brick (2005)
Brendan's Brickwork avenges Emily.
May 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Fake on a plane.
Sep 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(15)
Clerks. (1994)
Dante's antics counter-productive.
Jul 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Closer (2004)
Love quadrangle's against Law.
Jun 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Cooler, The (2003)
Macy: cooler. Bello: hotter!
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Selma: Dead Woman Bjorking.
May 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Dark Water (2005)
Connelly haunted by abandonment.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dark Water (2005)
Connelly's damp area filled.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dirty Harry (1971)
Robber's lucky, sniper's not.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Aliens vs Hotelier.
Jun 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Oddballs dodge balls.
Jul 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Election (1999)
Ferris' flak over Flick.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Equilibrium (2002)
Bale: serial sense offender.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Evita (1996)
Despite request, Argentina cries.
Jun 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(20)
Fly, The (1986)
Entomological anthropoidal amalgamation. (Simple!).
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Ginger's period of lycanthropy.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Ginger becomes femme fa-tail.
Oct 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Coppola's nepotism mars trilogy.
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Harold & Kumar Get The Munchies (2004)
Asians get (moral) high.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Tennant's Tri-Wizard Tournament Trap.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(6)
House Of Wax (2005)
Siblings whack wax-whackos.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Howl's moving house... literally.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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