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Reviews by 'silly'
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with a total of
884
reviews published to date.
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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Wacky Races on crack.
Jun 9, 2015
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wolfman, The (2010)
Talbot family's mommy issues.
Sep 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Eli finishes book report.
Aug 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Invictus (2009)
World Cup before vuvuzelas.
Jul 9, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Woody, pals get trashed.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis finds his balls.
Apr 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Not many Titans, actually.
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Back-Up Plan, The (2010)
No Plan B.
Apr 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
Night fury has Hiccup.
Apr 4, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Andromeda, strained.
Apr 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
The Krakenator.
Apr 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
Sunshine Cleaning (2008)
Winston lends a hand.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sunshine Cleaning (2008)
Rose has li'l bastard.
Mar 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
World's Greatest Dad (2009)
Clayton published postmortem.
Mar 21, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
Women In Trouble (2009)
Holly keeps feeling rundown.
Mar 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Women In Trouble (2009)
Elektra offers novelty decorations.
Mar 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Black Dynamite (2009)
Saving Private Johnson.
Mar 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Nick makes a recital.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Black Dynamite (2009)
Dynamite can dig it.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Dynamite (2009)
BD gives ass whupping.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Percy works on penmanship.
Feb 15, 2010
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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Percy goes to hell.
Feb 15, 2010
Unscored
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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Percy goes to camp.
Feb 15, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Zombieland (2009)
The Twinkie Offense.
Feb 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Alvin toots own horn.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Avatar (2009)
Na'Vi have trust issues.
Dec 22, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Vic will feed Blood.
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Avatar (2009)
Starship troopers fight blues.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Braindead (1992)
Zombie House Party.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 3/5
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Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
35 brides, one brother.
Dec 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
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Julie & Julia (2009)
Child-like blogger cooks.
Dec 15, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Undertaking Betty (2002)
Putting 'fun' in 'funeral.'
Dec 4, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)
109 year old. Virgin.
Dec 2, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
The Ugly Truth (2009)
Butler wants lust, actually.
Nov 24, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
2012 (2009)
Heaving Las Vegas.
Nov 17, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
2012 (2009)
Noah nearly misses ark.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
2012 (2009)
Woody want a volcano?
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
My Life As A Dog (1985)
Ingemar's Saga.
Nov 3, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Demon tracks down Christine.
Oct 25, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Lamia wants no quarter.
Oct 22, 2009
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Drag Me To Hell (2009)
Christine gets kitten back.
Oct 22, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
There Will Be Rumpus.
Oct 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
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Shotgun Stories (2007)
Hayes brothers grow up.
Oct 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
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Zombieland (2009)
Tallahassee finds handy Hummer.
Oct 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zombieland (2009)
Columbus learns Wichita's name.
Oct 6, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
District 9 (2009)
Prawnsploitation flick.
Sep 27, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Hancock (2008)
He's something without Mary.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
9 (2009)
Aclothalypse Now.
Sep 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
9 (2009)
I see thread people?
Sep 15, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
District 9 (2009)
Wikus charged with prawnography.
Sep 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Adventureland (2009)
Brennan loses big-ass panda.
Sep 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Visitor, The (2007)
Walter finally beats it.
Sep 11, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
District 9 (2009)
Prawn Wars.
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down A Dream (2007)
Petty: true American Idol.
Aug 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Gran Torino (2008)
Gook earns killer car.
Aug 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
Festival Express (2003)
Rockers get Canadian Clubbed.
Aug 7, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Proposal, The (2009)
Sandra tries speed dating.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Knowing (2009)
Children of the sunspots.
Jul 17, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Outlander (2008)
Vikings, alien versus predator.
Jul 11, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li (2009)
Cops interested in Kreuk.
Jul 11, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Knowing (2009)
Nick deciphers supernatural treasure.
Jul 8, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Mist, The (2007)
Drayton discovers handgun perils.
Jul 8, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Mist, The (2007)
Grocery customers feed monsters.
Jul 8, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Outlander (2008)
Destroy Moorwen? Kainan able.
Jul 7, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Up (2009)
Squirrel sighting ends dogfight.
Jun 21, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Final Destination (2000)
Clear's unpleasant danger.
Jun 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Rebels follow Christian.
Jun 17, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Land Of The Lost (2009)
Holly hotter, Will dumber.
Jun 17, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Blade II (2002)
Nyssa gets killer sunburn.
Jun 11, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Terminator Salvation (2009)
Skynet now playing wargames.
Jun 3, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Blart Observes and Reports.
May 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
Blart gets Unbeweavably lucky.
May 29, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Utilities, couple get connected.
May 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Night At The Museum 2: Battle Of The Smithsonian (2009)
Stillersonian comes to life.
May 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Blade (1998)
Lords, such sucky vampires.
May 14, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek (2009)
Pike past his peak.
May 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Star Trek (2009)
Friends, Romulans, countrymen, ears.
May 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
Cruz in three way.
Apr 25, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)
There's something about Miranda.
Apr 13, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Virginia, smoking in bed!
Apr 2, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
Norah searches for Fluffy.
Mar 31, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Government profits from zombies.
Mar 28, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
Sisterhood of travelling gum.
Mar 27, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Boy In The Striped Pyjamas, The (2008)
Bruno goes to camp.
Mar 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)
I, Chihuahua.
Mar 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Promiscuous innkeeper hosts nuptials.
Mar 13, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wanted (2008)
Wesley cancels loom service.
Mar 12, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Death Race (2008)
Case, Goddess, my copilot.
Mar 6, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Burn After Reading (2008)
Fleecing John Malkovich.
Feb 7, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Happening, The (2008)
What's happening? Audience sleeping.
Feb 7, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Katie finds Harry liberating.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Swing Vote (2008)
Voter fraud energizes Texico.
Feb 5, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Harry makes Pitt stop.
Jan 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Sophie connects the dots.
Jan 1, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Donna's three 'dots'.
Dec 23, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Day The Earth Stood Still, The (2008)
Klaatu eventually bugs out.
Dec 17, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Step Brothers (2008)
Derek has 'Sweet Child'.
Dec 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Dr. No (1962)
Dragon? No tank you!
Dec 5, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
From Russia With Love (1963)
Grant tracks Bond down.
Nov 19, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
Gift, The (2000)
Holmes Floats.
Nov 19, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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