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Reviews by 'silly'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
884
reviews published to date.
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Big Blue, The (1988)
Underwater pissing match.
Dec 25, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Casino Royale (2006)
Craig really nails one.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Craig goes balls out.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond flips for Vesper.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Children Of Men (2006)
Average age keeps rising.
Feb 26, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Children Of Men (2006)
Diaper industry goes bankrupt.
Feb 24, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Children Of Men (2006)
Future: Hell, without children.
Feb 9, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Children Of Men (2006)
Clive heads for Tomorrow.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Children Of Men (2006)
Storks have gone extinct.
Feb 13, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Children Of Men (2006)
Uprising wants new life.
Aug 20, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Descent, The (2005)
Sleestacks slaughter soggy spelunkers.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Descent, The (2005)
Sarah gets bloody holiday.
Aug 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Descent, The (2005)
Paul gets splitting headache.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Descent, The (2005)
Citrus sex amuses Sarah.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
District 9 (2009)
Prawn Wars.
Aug 20, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
District 9 (2009)
Wikus charged with prawnography.
Sep 12, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
District 9 (2009)
Prawnsploitation flick.
Sep 27, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Godzilla (1954)
Gojira killed by WMD.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Godzilla (1954)
Serizawa blinded by science.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Godzilla (1954)
Zillagod sinks first toys.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Calcifer, Howl's ash.
Sep 5, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Grandma cleans Howl out.
Sep 5, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Pageant has Superfreak-y ending.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho cheesy Jack Black.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(11)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Black's wrestling: nun-inspired.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Wrestling, with orphans.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Molly: damn stubborn aborigine.
Oct 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
White supremacist vs. Craigs.
Oct 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
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Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)
Girls walkabout 1500 miles.
Oct 24, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Up (2009)
Squirrel sighting ends dogfight.
Jun 21, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Where The Wild Things Are (2009)
There Will Be Rumpus.
Oct 19, 2009
Scored 6/5
Vote
10 Items Or Less (2006)
Frankly, Scarlet gives damn.
Jul 16, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
7th Voyage Of Sinbad, The (1958)
Sinbad prevents Bagdad war.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Across The Universe (2007)
Jude, Janis, Jimi, strawberries.
Feb 28, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Across The Universe (2007)
Bono raps about cornflakes.
Mar 22, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Airplane! (1980)
White zone: no parking.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Airplane! (1980)
Red zone: no parking.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Akeelah And The Bee (2006)
Akeelah kicks B-U-T-T.
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Almost Famous (2000)
Girls eat rocker's steak.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Black Dynamite (2009)
BD gives ass whupping.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Dynamite (2009)
Dynamite can dig it.
Mar 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Dynamite (2009)
Saving Private Johnson.
Mar 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Bluesman 'helps' sex addict.
Jan 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Rae: chained smoker.
Sep 2, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Bridge To Terabithia (2007)
Terabithians love their King.
Mar 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bridge To Terabithia (2007)
Kids protest restroom inflation.
May 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bridge To Terabithia (2007)
A Bridge Too Late.
Jun 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Captain Ron (1992)
Martin blinded on island.
Oct 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Captain Ron (1992)
Drunk captain impresses children.
Nov 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Escaping in clucking flurry.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Commitments, The (1991)
'Black' Irish find soul.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Crash (2004)
LA. Law. Pride. Prejudice.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Crash (2004)
Cheadle lying to mother.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Crash (2004)
Everyone racist 'cept... Daniel?
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Crash (2004)
Fire doesn't discriminate.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny and the Jet.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Grandma death saved, Darko-ly.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Drunken Master II (1994)
Ginseng starts kung-fu ruckus.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Drunken Master II (1994)
Drunken boxing saves art.
Nov 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Drunken Master II (1994)
Chan's girlfriend handles snakes.
Nov 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ella Enchanted (2004)
Ella singing Queen.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Ella Enchanted (2004)
Giants resent stereotypes, Grimm.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Ella Enchanted (2004)
Elf prefers law practice.
Mar 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Phoebe busts into movie.
Dec 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Life, the Universe, Everything.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Sequel called 'Hotel Darfur'.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
You've got mail! Slacker.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Property Ladder turns deadly.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Skinny slapper follows dreams.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Djay hustles, flows, assaults.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Little pimp that could.
Feb 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
I Am Legend (2007)
Viral marketing in Manhatten.
Jan 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Legend (2007)
Survivalist saves his bacon.
Jan 2, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Legend (2007)
Virus survivors choose Ford.
May 18, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
Iron Man (2008)
Tony Stark: raving, mad.
May 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Iron Man (2008)
Stark forges new identity.
May 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
King Kong (2005)
Kong-fu grip.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
King Kong (2005)
Kong has new girlfriend.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
King Kong (2005)
Watts a King wants.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Kong wins NYC trip.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
King Kong (2005)
Kong takes girlfriend skating.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
King Kong (2005)
King Kong: 'Broadway smash!'.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
King Kong (2005)
Giant apes prefer blondes.
Dec 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
King Kong (2005)
Kong remains the same.
Dec 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
King Kong (2005)
The Wrath of Kong.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
King Kong (2005)
Lonely ape loves vaudeville.
Dec 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
King Kong (2005)
Kong thinks he's Spider-man.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Jesus: identity theft victim.
Dec 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Lilo films fat fellows.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Aliens think mosquitos endangered.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Gentle Jumba just genius.
Nov 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
'Bubbles' has secret identity.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Cobra is 'special' worker.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Dog finds chainsaw.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
Mai gets shafted.
Jul 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
McClane against the nerds.
Jul 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lolita (1962)
Lyon: about her age.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo misplaces family heirloom.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn rules over Gondor.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Lost In Translation (2003)
Scarlett apparently is nearsighted.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
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