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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'
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Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7947
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Salesmen confuse 'burglary', 'robbery'.
Feb 20, 2024
Scored 4/5
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Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Bowie reveals alien form.
Feb 14, 2024
Scored 6/5
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Fargo (1996)
Buscemi's uncircumcised, apparently.
Jan 22, 2024
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blonde Venus (1932)
Marlene sings 'Hot Voodoo'.
Jan 22, 2024
Scored 3/5
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Man Who Laughs, The (1928)
Veidt has rictus grin.
Jan 18, 2024
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Promiscuous niece irks Knight.
Jan 7, 2024
Scored 3/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Lacey Underall does Bushwood.
Jan 7, 2024
Scored 3/5
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Looking For Mr. Goodbar (1977)
Keaton's Dunn with dating.
Jan 6, 2024
Scored 0/5
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Killers, The (1946)
O'Brien investigates Swede's murder.
Jan 2, 2024
Scored 6/5
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Blonde Venus (1932)
Marlene wears monkey suit.
Jan 2, 2024
Scored 3/5
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After Hours (1985)
Griffin's Dunne with dating.
Dec 31, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Johnny Got His Gun (1971)
Bonham: the original headbanger.
Dec 22, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Killers, The (1946)
Kitty has no pity.
Dec 20, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Fargo (1996)
Blood Simpletons.
Dec 12, 2023
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Belle De Jour (1967)
Deneuve indulges kinky daydreams.
Dec 2, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
Kidnapping? Murder? Aww jeez!
Nov 12, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
These kikes can't kick!
Nov 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Fargo (1996)
Macy steals tan Ciera.
Nov 1, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Fargo (1996)
Buscemi gets cabin fever.
Oct 31, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Shining, The (1980)
Axe sharp, Jack dull.
Oct 31, 2023
Scored 0/5
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Is It Hot In Here? A Film About Menopause (1986)
No more eggs. Period.
Oct 23, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Morgan: A Suitable Case For Treatment (1966)
Gorilla-suited Communist gets committed.
Oct 20, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Morgan: A Suitable Case For Treatment (1966)
Warner literally goes ape.
Oct 19, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Morgan: A Suitable Case For Treatment (1966)
Warner wears monkey suit.
Oct 19, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Windows (1980)
Shire's panting arouses Ashley.
Oct 17, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Arena (1985)
LeBon escapes the Mathmos.
Oct 17, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Modern Problems (1981)
Chase snorts 'demon powder'.
Oct 10, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Doors, The (1991)
Door becomes unhinged.
Oct 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Barbarella (1968)
Fonda foils Duran Duran.
Oct 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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My Sister Maria (2002)
Sister leaves empty Schell.
Sep 30, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The (2011)
Centipede trilogy's second segment.
Sep 25, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The (2011)
Harvey's poo de gr�ce.
Sep 24, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), The (2011)
Sequel is even shittier!
Sep 19, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Ordres, Les (1974)
Trudeau bungles FLQ crisis.
Sep 19, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Ordres, Les (1974)
Trudeau declares martial law.
Sep 18, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Casino (1995)
Scorsese's wiseguys go west.
Sep 17, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Jurassic Fart (1996)
Dinosaurs... the Missing Stink?
Sep 14, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Jurassic Fart (1996)
Paleolithic bad air day.
Sep 14, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Lemmon's sale goes sour.
Sep 13, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Bickle's date movie ill-advised.
Sep 13, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Third Man, The (1949)
Valli doesn't pick Cotten.
Sep 13, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Roma soft-sells weak Lingk.
Sep 11, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
'Industry jargon' baffles Reilly.
Sep 11, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Modern Problems (1981)
Chase levitates, climbs walls.
Sep 8, 2023
Scored 2/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Wigmaker masterminds Lufthansa heist.
Sep 8, 2023
Scored 3/5
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GoodFellas (1990)
Morrie finally shuts up.
Sep 8, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Jack And Jill (2011)
Sandler destroys Pacino's Oscar.
Sep 8, 2023
Scored 0/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Baby Ruth causes panic.
Sep 7, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Jack And Jill (2011)
Pacino slums with Sandler.
Sep 7, 2023
Scored 0/5
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Modern Problems (1981)
'Problems' parodies 'Carrie', 'Exorcist'.
Sep 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Hartley openly cuckolds Macy.
Sep 6, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Modern Problems (1981)
Toxic sludge engenders telekinesis.
Sep 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Dangerfield sinks Knight's sloop.
Sep 5, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Heat (1995)
Pacino rants about ass.
Sep 5, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Pacino's in the dahhhrk!
Sep 5, 2023
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Masquerade (1988)
Lowe-point for Cattrall, Tilly.
Sep 2, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Biehn there, done that.
Aug 31, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Psychiatric interview = plot exposition.
Aug 31, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Ararat (2002)
Egoyan tackles Armenian genocide.
Aug 30, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Masquerade (1988)
Everyone wants Olivia's money.
Aug 30, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
Knight welshes on bet.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Ordinary People (1980)
Hutton can't take any-Moore!
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Half Moon Street (1986)
Sigourney's liaisons turn dangerous.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Half Moon Street (1986)
Sigourney honey-traps Caine.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Half Moon Street (1986)
Sigourney's whore-ibly unconvincing.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Half Moon Street (1986)
Sigourney deadpans hooker role.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Half Moon Street (1986)
Sigourney Weaver tries prostitution.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Macy's depressing New Year's.
Aug 29, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Donkey Skin (1970)
The Golden Ass.
Aug 24, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Martin sings Catalina-Magdalena-Lupensteiner-Walenbiner song
Aug 24, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Donkey Skin (1970)
That ass is golden!
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Donkey Skin (1970)
Donkey lays golden turds.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
David Warner concocts ooze.
Aug 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
David Warner collects brains.
Jul 26, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Death And The Maiden (1994)
Polanski's version of 'Extremities'.
Jul 25, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Shue sings the blues.
Jul 25, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Def-Con 4 (1985)
Vinny fetishizes areolae.
Jul 7, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Spacek speaks for brain.
Jun 26, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Martin falls for cranium.
Jun 26, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Langella, Olin upstage Depp.
May 3, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Otto sexually harasses Ken.
Mar 12, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Notte, La (1961)
Antonioni's long dark night.
Mar 9, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Alien (1979)
Extraterrestrial endosymbiosis.
Feb 21, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Jennifer Connelly's butt-banging finale.
Feb 20, 2023
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mannequin (1987)
Switcher's 'one sick puppy!'
Feb 20, 2023
Scored 2/5
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The Nude Bomb (1980)
Sylvia's clothed. Movie bombs.
Feb 19, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Naked Civil Servant, The (1975)
Hurt portrays 'stately homo'.
Feb 5, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Queen of Diamonds = assassination.
Feb 5, 2023
Scored 4/5
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S.O.B. (1981)
Julie Andrews' tits out!
Feb 3, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Elvis (2022)
Hanks mangles Dutch accent.
Feb 3, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Elvis (2022)
Colonel Parker's fever dream.
Feb 3, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Elvis (2022)
Luhrmann's overblown Presley biopic.
Jan 27, 2023
Scored 2/5
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Killer Condom (1996)
Lethal latex.
Jan 27, 2023
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Fargo (1996)
Witnesses find Buscemi funny-looking.
Jan 20, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Dirty Dancing (1987)
Baby sways with Swayze.
Jan 19, 2023
Scored 3/5
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Fargo (1996)
McDormand exposes Macy's charade.
Jan 19, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Hearts Of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991)
Self-doubting Coppola's apocalyptic vision.
Jan 16, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Hearts Of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991)
Coppola wonders, 'Apocalypse... How?'
Jan 16, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Hearts Of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse (1991)
Coppola suffers personal 'Apocalypse'.
Jan 16, 2023
Scored 4/5
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Fargo (1996)
Buscemi's feeling rather chipper!
Jan 16, 2023
Scored 4/5
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