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Reviews by 'Please Kill Me Now'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
7947
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Ferrell takes crazy pills!
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie announces his retirement.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie fellates Ronno's guitar.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Wife pesters Bowie backstage.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie wears Kabuki getup.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars (1973)
Bowie's Rock'n'Roll Suicide finale.
Apr 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Ziegfeld Follies (1946)
Skelton whines about $2.
Apr 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ziegfeld Follies (1946)
Keenan Wynn eats telephone.
Apr 28, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Zelig (1983)
Chameleon inspires dance crazes.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
A nobody becomes everybody.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Zelig (1983)
Psychiatrist's love cures neurosis.
Aug 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
Woody at Nuremberg rallies.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zelig (1983)
Woody's multiple identity disorder.
Oct 13, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Zazie Dans Le M�tro (1960)
Spastic Zazie tours Paris.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Zazie Dans Le M�tro (1960)
Zazie needs orthodontist, Ritalin.
Jan 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Zazie Dans Le M�tro (1960)
Hyperactive brat's Eiffel tour.
Jul 2, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Zazie Dans Le M�tro (1960)
Cute jump-cutting Queneau adaptation.
Jul 2, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Zazie Dans Le M�tro (1960)
Zazie says 'Mon cul!'.
Jul 3, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Erotic perfume inspires fantasies.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Mermaids perform underwater cunnilingus.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Tattoo artist decorates vulva.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Horny anal angel orgy.
Jul 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
She-devil self-sodomizes with tail.
Sep 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
She-devil decapitates Sasha Vinni.
Sep 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Sasha masturbates with flowers.
Sep 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
'Musketeers' enjoy dildo spurs.
Sep 14, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
Blue Siren licks nymph.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Zazel: The Scent Of Love (1997)
'Three Musketeers' = lesbian m�nage.
Sep 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Zardoz (1974)
Connery wears red diaper.
Jan 3, 2011
Scored 2/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Traci Lords: porn again.
Aug 31, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Traci Lords blows bubbles.
Sep 5, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Barry bottoms for Bubbles.
Sep 5, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Bubbles holds boom mic.
Sep 5, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Miri wears granny panties.
Sep 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Anal sex cures constipation?!??
Sep 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Cameraman gets shit frosted.
Sep 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Lester demonstrates 'Dutch rudder'.
Sep 6, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Zabriskie Point (1970)
Lovemaking in Death Valley.
Aug 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Plane copulates with car.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni's hippie-dippy apocalypse.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni's lowest point, literally.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Did Frechette shoot cop?
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Stolen Cessna buzzes Buick.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni's Death Valley Daze.
Mar 27, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Young Man Of Music (1950)
Kirk Douglas really blows!
Jul 14, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Young Girls Of Rochefort, The (1967)
Deneuve, Dorl�ac -- dancing demoiselles!
Jan 3, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Young Girls Of Rochefort, The (1967)
Gene Kelly speaks French!
Feb 6, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Young Girls Of Rochefort, The (1967)
Michel Piccoli sells pianos.
Feb 11, 2014
Scored 4/5
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster sings Irving Berlin.
Jan 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein brews atomic beer.
Sep 8, 2011
Scored 0/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Donald Pleasence strokes cat.
Nov 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Roald Dahl does 007.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Bond in Japan.
Mar 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Pleasence has hideous scar.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bikini babes pamper Bond.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld feeds his piranhas.
May 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Connery has flying go-kart.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld's rocket devours shuttles.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Astronaut's umbilical lifeline clipped.
Sep 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond discovers volcano lair.
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Pleasence: creepiest Blofeld ever!
Oct 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
007 versus the volcano.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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You Only Live Twice (1967)
Blofeld's volcano not impregnable.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Yojimbo (1961)
Kurosawa inspires Sergio Leone.
Jul 27, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Yojimbo (1961)
Samurai with No Name.
May 24, 2022
Scored 4/5
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Yellowbeard (1983)
Graham Chapman's post-Python nadir.
Dec 12, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Yellowbeard (1983)
Bowie wears shark fin.
Dec 12, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Arms shipment piques Mel.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Mel, Sigourney smash roadblock.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Billy Kwan's fatal disillusionment.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Billy plays shadow puppets.
Apr 22, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Mel, Sigourney break curfew.
Apr 20, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
International romance in Jakarta.
May 16, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Mel, Sigourney live dangerously.
May 12, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Soldier detaches Mel's retina.
Apr 23, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Masturbating on diving boards.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Sultry Mexican road movie.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique Cov�t does London.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Double penetration in dungeon.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Strapped-on Monique penetrates DeSergio.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique fancies fetish fucking.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique wears latex hood.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Monique enjoys anal pegging.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Silvia Saint plays doctor.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Nasty Monique, fetish freak.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Nursing nuns fellate patient.
Jul 4, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Xtreme Desires (1999)
Tanya Hyde's Private debut.
Jul 6, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Wrong Man, The (1956)
Criminal doppelganger frames Fonda.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wrong Man, The (1956)
Fonda fingers rosary beads.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Written On The Wind (1956)
Handy Hudson. Soused Stack.
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
These kikes can't kick!
Nov 6, 2023
Scored 2/5
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World, The Flesh And The Devil, The (1959)
Post-nuclear interracial love triangle.
May 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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World, The Flesh And The Devil, The (1959)
Racism worse than nukes?
May 26, 2008
Scored 2/5
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(1)
World's First 300lb. Gang Bang, The (2003)
Porking the porker!
May 15, 2011
Scored 0/5
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Woodstock (1970)
There will be mud.
May 27, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Women, The (1939)
'Red-headed octopus' steals husband.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Women, The (1939)
Cukor colorizes fashion show.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Women, The (1939)
Countess DeLave chases 'l'amour'.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Suicide ends Swiss honeymoon.
Apr 8, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Women In Love (1969)
Ragtime ruins Hermione's ballet.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Page Range
Zoolan <---> Women
Women <---> White
White <---> Weddin
Weddin <---> View T
View T <---> Until
Until <---> TRON
TRON <---> Tommy
Tommy <---> Three
Three <---> Thelma
Theate <---> Teen W
Teen W <---> Superm
Superm <---> Story
Story <---> Spy Wh
Spy Wh <---> Sleepi
Sleepi <---> Shoot
Shoot <---> Seven
Seven <---> Santa
Sandra <---> Rosema
Rosema <---> Reveng
Reveng <---> Red Dr
Red De <---> Quiz S
Quiz S <---> Primar
Primar <---> Pirate
Pirate <---> Patty
Patton <---> Othell
Othell <---> Office
Office <---> Nixon
Nixon <---> Night
Night <---> Near D
Near D <---> Muriel
Murder <---> Monsie
Monet: <---> Mercha
Mercha <---> Mata H
Mata H <---> Manneq
Manneq <---> Madonn
Madonn <---> Lookin
Lookin <---> Lincol
Lincol <---> Last S
Last S <---> Lacema
Labyri <---> Killin
Killer <---> Johnny
Johnny <---> James
Jailho <---> Invisi
Invisi <---> If...
If... <---> Hope A
Honest <---> Henry
Henry <---> Hand,
Hand, <---> Great
Great <---> Goldfi
Goldfi <---> Gimme
Gimme <---> Funny
Funny <---> Frenzy
Frenzy <---> Fish C
Fish C <---> Faster
Fast T <---> Eyes W
Eyes W <---> Ennui,
Ennui, <---> Dune
Dune <---> Doors,
Doors, <---> Dice R
Dice R <---> Death
Deadly <---> Dark C
Danger <---> Creeps
Creeps <---> Comman
Comman <---> Citize
Citize <---> Chinat
Chinat <---> Casino
Casino <---> Caligu
Caligu <---> Bringi
Bring <---> Braveh
Bram S <---> Blue A
Blue <---> Bitter
Bitter <---> Beyond
Bewitc <---> Batman
Batman <---> Back T
Back T <---> Apocal
Apocal <---> Amour
Amour <---> Alice
Alice <---> About
About <---> 2001 -
200 Ci <---> ¡
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