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Reviews by 'Markdkny'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 152 reviews published to date.

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Top Gun (1986)

Short bloke, big pilot.

Mar 17, 2005
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Desperado (1995)

Musical massacre in Mexico.

Mar 16, 2005
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Full Monty, The (1997)

Sheffield's finest exposed.

Mar 16, 2005
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Bone Collector, The (1999)

Modern day Ironside triumphs.

Mar 16, 2005
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Gothika (2003)

Down(ey) wid da psychos.

Mar 16, 2005
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Confidence (2003)

Dancing Twins, Hoffman's Sin.

Mar 16, 2005
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Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)

Cock platter for one?

Mar 12, 2005
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Pacific Heights (1990)

Couple leasing, Keaton fleecing.

Mar 12, 2005
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Stir Of Echoes (1999)

Bacon's DIY gone wrong.

Mar 12, 2005
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Notting Hill (1999)

Foppish Grant woos starlet.

Mar 12, 2005
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Insider, The (1999)

Corporation stubs out Crowe.

Mar 12, 2005
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Jeepers Creepers II (2003)

Creeper Two, Jocks Nil.

Mar 12, 2005
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)

Freeman Dents Perfect Prefect.

Mar 12, 2005
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Men In Black II (2002)

K back, earth claps.

Jan 16, 2005
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Dead Calm (1989)

Billy is Zaniac.

Dec 19, 2004
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Black Rain (1989)

Douglas in Yakuza deal.

Dec 19, 2004
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Hunt For Red October, The (1990)

Scottish Ruskie defects.

Dec 19, 2004
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Days Of Thunder (1990)

Cruise cruises, crashes, wins.

Dec 19, 2004
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Backdraft (1991)

Bull nearly Axe'd.

Dec 19, 2004
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Air America (1990)

Pilots Loose in Laos.

Dec 18, 2004
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Vote (1)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Ghostly Cello player stays.

Dec 18, 2004
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JFK (1991)

Prez killed Stone dead.

Dec 18, 2004
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Lemmon fails, Pacino sells.

Dec 18, 2004
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Pulp Fiction (1994)

Zeds dead, Gimp's limp.

Dec 18, 2004
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Swimming With Sharks (1994)

Assistant bites back.

Dec 18, 2004
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Speed (1994)

Keanu Reeves through traffic.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Framed banker's shit journey.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Quiz Show (1994)

Ralph Fiennes right answers.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Ving gets nasty enema.

Dec 18, 2004
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Killing Zoe (1993)

Stoltz banks on escort.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)

Robbins (b)rings in changes.

Dec 18, 2004
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Forrest Gump (1994)

Chocolate box analogy.

Dec 18, 2004
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Disclosure (1994)

Demi demands Moore!

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (6)

Casino (1995)

Eye popping gangster flick.

Dec 18, 2004
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Kingpin (1996)

Randy Amish bowls over.

Dec 18, 2004
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Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)

Gee(na), really, housewife hitwoman?

Dec 18, 2004
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Rainmaker, The (1997)

Damon crushes corporate giant.

Dec 18, 2004
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Men In Black (1997)

K retires J inspires.

Dec 18, 2004
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Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)

Jeff in Prehistoric rodeo.

Dec 18, 2004
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Fifth Element, The (1997)

Cabbie Willis finds stones.

Dec 18, 2004
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As Good As It Gets (1997)

Angry Jack OKs gay.

Dec 17, 2004
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Arlington Road (1999)

Jeff Bridges Terror Gap.

Dec 17, 2004
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Ronin (1998)

Bean pays the Pryce.

Dec 17, 2004
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Negotiator, The (1998)

Jackson framed, Spacey tamed.

Dec 17, 2004
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Lost In Space (1998)

Joey lost without friends.

Dec 17, 2004
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Enemy Of The State (1998)

Fresh Prince gets bugged.

Dec 17, 2004
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Mummy, The (1999)

Fraser Weiszs up.

Dec 17, 2004
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Toothy spy loses bite.

Dec 17, 2004
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Thirteen Days (2000)

Cuban crisis Costner alerted.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)

Eleanor is his nemesis.

Dec 17, 2004
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Green git grabs goodies.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gladiator (2000)

Maximus beating for Joaquin.

Dec 17, 2004
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Baise-Moi (2000)

French porno with guns.

Dec 17, 2004
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Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)

Tailor rushes to help.

Dec 17, 2004
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Tomb Raider (2001)

A Voight Jolie Adventure.

Dec 17, 2004
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Swordfish (2001)

Jackman hacker gets blown.

Dec 17, 2004
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Training Day (2001)

Crooked cop ruins rookie.

Dec 17, 2004
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Last Castle, The (2001)

General leads con army.

Dec 17, 2004
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Hole, The (2001)

Holed up with psycho.

Dec 17, 2004
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Hannibal (2001)

Hungry Hopkins' brain feast.

Dec 17, 2004
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Enemy At The Gates (2001)

Ed in Jude's sights.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Modern Darcy gets bunny.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Behind Enemy Lines (2001)

Pilot lost and al(Owen).

Dec 17, 2004
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Narc (2002)

Whole L(i)otta drugs man.

Dec 17, 2004
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Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)

Bugman bugs Gere, man!!

Dec 17, 2004
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Time Machine, The (2002)

Pearce pouts, Wells wails.

Dec 17, 2004
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K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)

Rusting Russkie sub sinks.

Dec 17, 2004
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Ghost Ship (2002)

Salvagers Byrne in Hell.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gangs Of New York (2002)

Bill Butchers family pair.

Dec 17, 2004
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)

Sam's sham uncovers man.

Dec 17, 2004
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

The Pryce of Greed.

Dec 17, 2004
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Die Another Day (2002)

Bond Pierce(s) icy stronghold.

Dec 17, 2004
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Changing Lanes (2002)

Moral message for drivers.

Dec 17, 2004
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Bowling For Columbine (2002)

Bank account with rifle?

Dec 17, 2004
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Damon's damaged brain resurrected.

Dec 17, 2004
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Analyse That (2002)

Crystal clear? Examine further.

Dec 17, 2004
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Paycheck (2003)

Ben's check bounces.

Dec 17, 2004
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Mystic River (2003)

Sean Penn's wrongful revenage.

Dec 17, 2004
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Open Range (2003)

Costner Be(n)ing Gambon's Nemesis.

Dec 17, 2004
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Neo's Blind Fury.

Dec 17, 2004
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Keanu Weaving through crowds.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gothika (2003)

Berry in Personal Halle.

Dec 17, 2004
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League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)

Victorian victors vanquish villian.

Dec 17, 2004
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Italian Job, The (2003)

Mini marvels manage masterpiece.

Dec 16, 2004
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Hunted, The (2003)

Tommy tracks Toro-ble Rambo.

Dec 16, 2004
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Football Factory, The (2004)

Full On Footy Fight.

Dec 16, 2004
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Football Factory, The (2004)

Shocking Saturday Soccer Scrap.

Dec 16, 2004
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Along Came Polly (2004)

Polly Instill(er)s fond feelings.

Dec 16, 2004
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Sparrow in Depp Water.

Dec 16, 2004
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About A Boy (2002)

Hugh Grants Boy Time.

Dec 16, 2004
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Pushing Tin (1999)

Air controllers control affair.

Dec 15, 2004
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Last Samurai, The (2003)

Tom Cruise's big sword.

Dec 14, 2004
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Fight Club (1999)

Bonham-Carter smoking sex toy.

Dec 10, 2004
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Fight Club (1999)

Norton/ Pitt self-abuser.

Dec 10, 2004
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Johnny English (2003)

Blackadder becomes bad Bond.

Dec 8, 2004
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Three Kings (1999)

Clooney's going for gold.

Dec 7, 2004
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Josie And The Pussycats (2001)

Teen flick rock chicks??

Dec 6, 2004
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Game, The (1997)

Game on for Douglas.

Dec 4, 2004
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Lost In Translation (2003)

Bill Murray's Scarlet(t) woman.

Dec 2, 2004
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Minority Report (2002)

Mind reading crime stoppers.

Dec 1, 2004
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