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Reviews by 'Markdkny'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 152 reviews published to date.

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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)

Bond bends Begbie's brain.

Nov 20, 2004
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Flips you for real.

Oct 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Spacey's piss like snot????

Oct 29, 2004
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Unusual gimp loses limp.

Oct 29, 2004
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Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Ghostly Cello player stays.

Dec 18, 2004
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Trainspotting (1996)

Scots smack schoolgirl.

Nov 26, 2004
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Training Day (2001)

Crooked cop ruins rookie.

Dec 17, 2004
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Toy Story 2 (1999)

Woody rides again.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Top Gun (1986)

Short bloke, big pilot.

Mar 17, 2005
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Tomb Raider (2001)

A Voight Jolie Adventure.

Dec 17, 2004
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Titanic (1997)

Love boat chick flick.

Nov 12, 2004
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Vote (3)

Time Machine, The (2002)

Pearce pouts, Wells wails.

Dec 17, 2004
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Three Kings (1999)

Clooney's going for gold.

Dec 7, 2004
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Guest Guitarist goes solo.

Oct 27, 2004
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Vote (2)

This Is Spinal Tap (1984)

Glove-smelling aging rockers.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Thirteen Days (2000)

Cuban crisis Costner alerted.

Dec 17, 2004
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Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)

Tailor rushes to help.

Dec 17, 2004
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Swordfish (2001)

Jackman hacker gets blown.

Dec 17, 2004
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Swimming With Sharks (1994)

Assistant bites back.

Dec 18, 2004
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Stir Of Echoes (1999)

Bacon's DIY gone wrong.

Mar 12, 2005
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Speed (1994)

Keanu Reeves through traffic.

Dec 18, 2004
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Vote (4)

Small Soldiers (1998)

Action man's fucked-up cousins.

Nov 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Ichabod's in Depp shit.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Bruce yourself... he's dead!!!!

Oct 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Shrek (2001)

Head ogre heels love.

Nov 24, 2004
Unscored

Vote (7)

Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

Framed banker's shit journey.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Secretary (2002)

Spader spanks Tippex user.

Oct 27, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

School Of Rock, The (2003)

Black hiJacks Cusack's kids.

Nov 11, 2004
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Vote (2)

Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Teacher Tom rescues son.

Oct 30, 2004
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Ronin (1998)

Bean pays the Pryce.

Dec 17, 2004
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Vote (1)

Road To Perdition (2002)

Paternal hitman hits boss.

Nov 24, 2004
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Recruit, The (2003)

Al's not your pal.

Nov 23, 2004
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Rainmaker, The (1997)

Damon crushes corporate giant.

Dec 18, 2004
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Quiz Show (1994)

Ralph Fiennes right answers.

Dec 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Pushing Tin (1999)

Air controllers control affair.

Dec 15, 2004
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Vote (2)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Ving gets nasty enema.

Dec 18, 2004
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Pulp Fiction (1994)

Zeds dead, Gimp's limp.

Dec 18, 2004
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Point Break (1991)

Patrick Sway(ze)s Keanu's friendship.

Nov 23, 2004
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

The Pryce of Greed.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Sparrow in Depp Water.

Dec 16, 2004
Unscored

Vote (1)

Phone Booth (2002)

Colin gets cut off.

Nov 25, 2004
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Paycheck (2003)

Ben's check bounces.

Dec 17, 2004
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Pacific Heights (1990)

Couple leasing, Keaton fleecing.

Mar 12, 2005
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Open Range (2003)

Costner Be(n)ing Gambon's Nemesis.

Dec 17, 2004
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Cockney Cheadle classy caper.

Nov 23, 2004
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Clooney takes the house.

Nov 23, 2004
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Vote (4)

Notting Hill (1999)

Foppish Grant woos starlet.

Mar 12, 2005
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Negotiator, The (1998)

Jackson framed, Spacey tamed.

Dec 17, 2004
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Narc (2002)

Whole L(i)otta drugs man.

Dec 17, 2004
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Vote (1)

Mystic River (2003)

Sean Penn's wrongful revenage.

Dec 17, 2004
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Mummy, The (1999)

Fraser Weiszs up.

Dec 17, 2004
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Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)

Bugman bugs Gere, man!!

Dec 17, 2004
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)

Sully's sorry Mike's wide-eyed.

Nov 6, 2004
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)

Cruise fails two Woo.

Oct 31, 2004
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Minority Report (2002)

Mind reading crime stoppers.

Dec 1, 2004
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Vote (1)

Men In Black II (2002)

K back, earth claps.

Jan 16, 2005
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Men In Black (1997)

K retires J inspires.

Dec 18, 2004
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Memento (2000)

Guy follows tattoos path.

Nov 21, 2004
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Matrix, The (1999)

Bullet time kung-fu bad-ass.

Nov 6, 2004
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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Neo's Blind Fury.

Dec 17, 2004
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Keanu Weaving through crowds.

Dec 17, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)

Jeff in Prehistoric rodeo.

Dec 18, 2004
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Lost In Translation (2003)

Bill Murray's Scarlet(t) woman.

Dec 2, 2004
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Lost In Space (1998)

Joey lost without friends.

Dec 17, 2004
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Vote (5)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Towe(Ring) Inferno?

Nov 21, 2004
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Vote (5)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Hobbit eventually comes Holm.

Oct 27, 2004
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Vote (4)

Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)

Gee(na), really, housewife hitwoman?

Dec 18, 2004
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League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)

Victorian victors vanquish villian.

Dec 17, 2004
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Vote (1)

Last Samurai, The (2003)

Tom Cruise's big sword.

Dec 14, 2004
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Last Castle, The (2001)

General leads con army.

Dec 17, 2004
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Kingpin (1996)

Randy Amish bowls over.

Dec 18, 2004
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Killing Zoe (1993)

Stoltz banks on escort.

Dec 18, 2004
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Vote (1)

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

Blade brandishing Bride's back.

Oct 31, 2004
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Vote (2)

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Blushing Bride batters baddies.

Oct 29, 2004
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K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)

Rusting Russkie sub sinks.

Dec 17, 2004
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Josie And The Pussycats (2001)

Teen flick rock chicks??

Dec 6, 2004
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Vote (1)

Johnny English (2003)

Blackadder becomes bad Bond.

Dec 8, 2004
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JFK (1991)

Prez killed Stone dead.

Dec 18, 2004
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Vote (1)

Jeepers Creepers II (2003)

Creeper Two, Jocks Nil.

Mar 12, 2005
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Italian Job, The (2003)

Mini marvels manage masterpiece.

Dec 16, 2004
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Insider, The (1999)

Corporation stubs out Crowe.

Mar 12, 2005
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Hunted, The (2003)

Tommy tracks Toro-ble Rambo.

Dec 16, 2004
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Vote (2)

Hunt For Red October, The (1990)

Scottish Ruskie defects.

Dec 19, 2004
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Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994)

Robbins (b)rings in changes.

Dec 18, 2004
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Green git grabs goodies.

Dec 17, 2004
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Hole, The (2001)

Holed up with psycho.

Dec 17, 2004
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)

Freeman Dents Perfect Prefect.

Mar 12, 2005
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Stone cold Harry Potter.

Oct 31, 2004
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Hannibal (2001)

Hungry Hopkins' brain feast.

Dec 17, 2004
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

High-school hitman attends reunion.

Oct 31, 2004
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Cusack not firing Blanks.

Oct 31, 2004
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Gothika (2003)

Berry in Personal Halle.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gothika (2003)

Down(ey) wid da psychos.

Mar 16, 2005
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)

Eleanor is his nemesis.

Dec 17, 2004
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

Lemmon fails, Pacino sells.

Dec 18, 2004
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Gladiator (2000)

Maximus beating for Joaquin.

Dec 17, 2004
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Ghost Ship (2002)

Salvagers Byrne in Hell.

Dec 17, 2004
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Gangs Of New York (2002)

Bill Butchers family pair.

Dec 17, 2004
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Game, The (1997)

Game on for Douglas.

Dec 4, 2004
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Full Monty, The (1997)

Sheffield's finest exposed.

Mar 16, 2005
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