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Reviews by 'Skunk Puppet'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
786
reviews published to date.
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King Kong (1933)
Primate has edifice complex.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Hypercube: Cube 2 (2002)
Cube-bound captives ponder 60659.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Brigham Young - Frontiersman (1940)
Seagulls rescue polygamist sect.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Seven Samurai (1954)
Mifune fishes in thong.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Swimming lessons liberate wife.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969)
English monarch perfects uxoricide.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Anne Of The Thousand Days (1969)
Sovereign snuffs son-less spouses.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Brigham City (2001)
Killer amidst clueless Mormons.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Brigham City (2001)
Murder mystery in Mormonville.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
ABCD (1999)
Americanized Hindus date, mate.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
ABCD (1999)
American Born Confused Desi.
Jun 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Delusions In Modern Primitivism (2000)
Docu-satire glorifies gunshot scarification.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Delusions In Modern Primitivism (2000)
Bullet hole = ultimate piercing.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gabbeh (1996)
Magic carpet recounts story.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Two If By Sea (1996)
Loser Leary nicks Odalisque.
Jun 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hero (2002)
Jet leaves interesting silhouette.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Silence, The (1998)
Blind Tajik interprets Beethoven.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Secretary (2002)
Attorney assaults amanuensis's ass.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Shadow Magic (2000)
Cinema enchants, puzzles Pekingese.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
McCardiac arrest to go!
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Down To Earth (2001)
Mediocre 'Mr. Jordan' remake.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Santa Poco needs help.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Hulk (2003)
Mutant experiences wardrobe malfunction.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
War Lord, The (1965)
Heston sports bowl cut.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bodyguard, The (1992)
Costner coddles crackhead chanteuse.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Fruit triggers acute narcolepsy.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Felon flees to Zihuatanejo.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)
Amnesiac rides water wheel.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Money Pit, The (1986)
Shelley's long repair project.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Lizard tilts at windmills.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Godzilla Vs. The Netherlands (1996)
Reptile tiptoes thru tulips.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
Parents explore oil, wellness.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Gift, The (2000)
Galadriel testifies against Neo.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Foreign Affair, A (2003)
Farmers scrutinize Russian brides.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
28 Days (2000)
Aragorn climbs on wagon.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Jakob The Liar (1999)
Kosher Mork refuses recantation.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Down With Love (2003)
Liberated Ren�e catches Catcher.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bride, The (1985)
Sting taps Frankie�s fianc�.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Foul Play (1978)
Hawn helps His Holiness.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
K-Mart blamed for massacre.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Blazing bosoms.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Gattaca (1997)
Astronauts wear Armani suits?
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dune (1984)
Shai-Hulud�s poop promotes prescience.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Dune (1984)
Mentats replace thinking machines.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
With Honors (1994)
Asbestos kills Harvard bum.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fantasia (1940)
Necromancer�s neophyte creates chaos.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
With Honors (1994)
Hobo hijacks Harvard thesis.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Magic pants fit everyone.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, The (2005)
Bitches share britches.
Jun 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu subjected to defenestration.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Playboy cruises for Ellie.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Village Of The Damned (1995)
Aliens impregnate unconscious townies.
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
2010 (1984)
Dangerous dominoes devour planet.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Contact (1997)
Billionaire breaks E.T.�s code.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Contact (1997)
Aliens saw 1936 Olympics.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Malcolm X (1992)
Black muslim gets Xecuted.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Swine visits Charlotte's website.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
'Spy' lacks bladder control.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Housemaid undergoes body modification.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Mutable cyborg mimics linoleum.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Hermione overcomes class conflicts.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Amnesiac exploits Franka�s potente-tial.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Pitch Black (2000)
Vin, aliens both photosensitive.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Congo (1995)
Miming primate apes researchers.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Congo (1995)
Curry seeks Solomon's mines.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Coneheads (1993)
Ring toss = alien sex.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Vocal doll validates evolution.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Naked Football League (1997)
Footballers bare wedding tackle.
Jun 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Kansan exposes fraudulent magus.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Diabetic Roberts delivers, dies.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Saint, The (1997)
Saint escapes child asylum.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Boxing Helena (1993)
Fenn gets extreme makeover.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Miniature mineworkers harbor fugitive.
Jun 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Bloom shish-kebabs larcenous cleric.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Angela's Ashes (1999)
McCourt recounts clammy childhood.
May 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Helix... Loaded, The (2005)
Orpheum seeks Other One.
May 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Planet destroyer recites poetry.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Mice attempt brain extraction.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Despondent 'droid needs Prozac.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Malkovich heads nostril cult.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Towel- quintessential travel accessory.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Have towel, will travel.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Mice conduct intricate experiment.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Dooku gets handi-capped.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Binks silent; audience grateful.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Chewbacca makes cameo appearance.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Protocol 'droid loses memory.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Jedi Knight slaughters younglings.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin's free to date.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Obi-wan stumps Anakin.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Surly Sith gets sizzled.
May 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
He Died With A Felafel In His Hand (2001)
Housemates play buffo golf.
May 23, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
He Died With A Felafel In His Hand (2001)
Aussie writer rents repeatedly.
May 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Kung-fu enthusiasts park weirdly.
May 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Equus (1977)
Boy blinds impotency witnesses.
May 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring. Fling. King. Done.
May 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Friday Night (2002)
Transit strike instigates fornication.
May 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pushing Tin (1999)
Jolie meets future ex-husband.
May 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Guess Who (2005)
Main course: reverse discrimination.
May 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Tin Cup (1996)
Golfing with gardening implements.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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