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Reviews by 'Skunk Puppet'
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with a total of
786
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Fantasia (1940)
Necromancer�s neophyte creates chaos.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo loses ring, finger.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Digital character bites digit.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Elf wins drinking game.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Elf kills dreadlocked director.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring. Fling. King. Done.
May 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(1)
21 Grams (2003)
Heart transplantee sparks Watts.
Feb 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Amadeus (1984)
Dies writing 'Dies Irae'.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Am�lie (2001)
Lawn ornaments travel world.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Teddy Roosevelt buries boarders.
Mar 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Dwarf kills store dick.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Leia desires brother's demise.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Arse taunts infuriate Pommies.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Guinness�s stout construction collapses.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Chicago (2002)
Roxie�s roots need re-touching.
Aug 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Conan killed dialogue coach.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dark City (1998)
Strangers fine tune city.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dark City (1998)
Sutherland channels Peter Lorre.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dark City (1998)
Clicking slapheads alter reality.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dark City (1998)
Aliens eschew sunlight, moisture.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dark City (1998)
Riff-Raff reprises goth role.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty becomes hillbilly's bitch.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Deliverance (1972)
Canoeist possesses purty mouth.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Desperado (1995)
WMD found! Guitar case!
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Devil's Playground (2002)
Anabaptists sell methamphetamine.
Jan 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Devil's Playground (2002)
Amish on Rumspringa break.
Jan 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fishies critique endodontist's technique.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Diaz loves Dead Rabbit.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Russell removes legion tattoo.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Bonnie Blue: Equestrian fatality.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Housemaid lacks midwifery skills.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Haunting, The (1963)
Hill House haunts Harris.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Hero (2002)
Jet's color coded flashbacks.
Oct 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Hero (2002)
Jet leaves interesting silhouette.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Iced, iced baby.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride on amputation spree.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Copperhead�s cereal goes �KABOOM!�
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Crusading Legolas battles Mohammedans.
May 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
Bloom shish-kebabs larcenous cleric.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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L.A. Story (1991)
Real breasts mystify Martin.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Sodomized Pommy mounts camel.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Hitman impersonates John Wayne.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Loose women become laundresses.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Penguins enslave wanton women.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Zeta-Jones eyes Banderas's sword.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Matrix, The (1999)
Slaphead distorts non-existent silverware.
Jan 14, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Quadriplegic pugilist bites tongue.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Rocky in sports bra.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Paralyzed pugilists DO cry.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Rowdy Yates quotes Yeats.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Dirty Harry euthanizes boxer.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Open Range (2003)
Not western 'Waterworld'- thankfully.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pianist, The (2002)
Musician needs food, rhinoplasty.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(11)
Pillow Book, The (1996)
Skin calligraphy as foreplay.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pillow Book, The (1996)
Obi-Wan bats both ways.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Cruel corset constricts Keira.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow savors single shot.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp dances on sword.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Elf gets new hairdo.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Pawnshop basement harbors gimp.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Hanks makes sticky bombs.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Convict's shitty pipe dream.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Felon flees to Zihuatanejo.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Signs (2002)
Pantry alien de-digitalized.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Buffalo Bill reveals mangina.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Noir characters bleed white.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sin City (2005)
Hobbit becomes cannibalistic hitman.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sin City (2005)
Yellow Bastard Stahl de-balled.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sin City (2005)
Swastika shuriken skewers Benicio.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Sin City (2005)
Basin hookers protect turf.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sin City (2005)
Serial paedophile turns yellow.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Slaughterhouse-Five (1972)
Optometrist unstuck in time.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Super hero's laundry ruined.
Jul 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Muppet becomes personal trainer.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Mutable cyborg mimics linoleum.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Leprous Lloyd loses digits.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead (1995)
Deceased enjoy boat drinks.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Three Lives Of Thomasina, The (1963)
Reincarnated cat has amnesia.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Trading Places (1983)
Gorilla buggers crooked informant.
Dec 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Unforgiven (1992)
Scarred prostitute gets revenge.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Tautou hits the trenches.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Crippled Am�lie seeks fianc�.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Betrothed�s in Bingo Crepuscule.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Rat Packer outwits Nazis.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Rock eats hallucinogenic fruit.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Witness (1985)
Ford fights. Farmers frown.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Witness (1985)
Widow needs Ford escort.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(20)
2010 (1984)
Monolith forbids Europa landings.
Mar 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2010 (1984)
Dangerous dominoes devour planet.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Beaver's mother speaks Gangsta.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Albino Alligator (1996)
Aragorn as ragin' Cajun.
Aug 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Nazi fears future showers.
Sep 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Andromeda Strain, The (1971)
Extraterrestrial virus eats rubber.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Artemisia (1997)
Baroque woman defies convention.
Dec 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Artemisia (1997)
Miss Gentileschi sketches nudes.
Dec 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Nicholson trashes poofter's pooch.
Jan 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Aviator, The (2004)
Galadriel channels Katherine Hepburn.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Germophobic tycoon hoards urine.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Aviator, The (2004)
Tycoon designs Outlaw bra.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aviator, The (2004)
Bilbo hired as meteorologist.
Jan 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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