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Reviews by 'Ken'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1661 reviews published to date.

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Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

Kylo has Daddy issues.

Dec 22, 2015
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Gone Girl (2014)

Marital problems times infinity.

Nov 11, 2014
Unscored

Vote (1)

Captain Phillips (2013)

Irish sprung.

Mar 12, 2014
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Gravity (2013)

Sandy stranded in space.

Mar 5, 2014
Scored 4/5

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Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)

Excessively Excessive excess.

Feb 27, 2014
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

12 Years A Slave (2013)

Black on back violence.

Feb 25, 2014
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)

Belfort trumps Gekko's excesses.

Feb 24, 2014
Scored 5/5

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Room, The (2003)

Johnny gets his gun.

Feb 6, 2014
Scored 1/5

Vote (2)

Elysium (2013)

Damon defeats discrimination, dies.

Aug 15, 2013
Scored 4/5

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Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Flying purple minion beater.

Jul 7, 2013
Unscored

Vote (4)

World War Z (2013)

Viral meningitis saves humanity.

Jul 7, 2013
Scored 2/5

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World War Z (2013)

Brooks' book mostly ignored.

Jul 7, 2013
Scored 2/5

Vote (1)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Dumping Iron for Pepper.

Jun 16, 2013
Scored 4/5

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Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

EVERYBODY in movie's crazy.

Feb 28, 2013
Unscored

Vote (1)

Lincoln (2012)

Scary Todd Lincoln.

Feb 26, 2013
Unscored

Vote (1)

Amour (2012)

Morte d'Anne.

Feb 26, 2013
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Life Of Pi (2012)

Tiger, tiger: swimming, right?

Feb 25, 2013
Unscored

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Zero Dark Thirty (2012)

CIA vs. UBL.

Feb 25, 2013
Scored 5/5

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Argo (2012)

Iran, so far away.

Feb 24, 2013
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Mis�rables, Les (2012)

Feels 24,601 minutes long.

Feb 24, 2013
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Beasts Of The Southern Wild (2012)

Katrina floods the bathtub.

Feb 24, 2013
Scored 5/5

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Django Unchained (2012)

Djangoes looking for wife.

Feb 23, 2013
Scored 5/5

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This Is 40 (2012)

Rudd heads Judd's family.

Dec 13, 2012
Unscored

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Rise Of The Guardians (2012)

Santa's a Russian badass.

Dec 9, 2012
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Bourne Legacy, The (2012)

Renner's on the run.

Sep 4, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Odd Life Of Timothy Green, The (2012)

Kid appears, leaves.

Aug 8, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)

Bane causes Wayne pain.

Jul 25, 2012
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Ted (2012)

Teddy Drugspin.

Jul 7, 2012
Scored 3/5

Vote (2)

Ted (2012)

Swearing, stained bear.

Jul 7, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Ditching Khakis for kissing.

Jul 4, 2012
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

Maine idea: young love.

Jul 4, 2012
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Brave (2012)

Queen's a real bear.

Jun 29, 2012
Scored 4/5

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Gay Muslims (2006)

Queer'an.

Jun 5, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Gran Torino (2008)

Cranky Clint's Hmong friends.

Jun 5, 2012
Scored 5/5

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Five-Year Engagement, The (2012)

Stale donuts end relationship.

May 4, 2012
Unscored

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Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope (2011)

Convention-al documentary.

Apr 30, 2012
Unscored

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127 Hours (2010)

Ralston disarmed..

Apr 26, 2012
Unscored

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Hunger Games, The (2012)

Gale blown off.

Mar 30, 2012
Scored 3/5

Vote (1)

Help, The (2011)

Maid gets own bathroom.

Mar 19, 2012
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Help, The (2011)

Pie tastes like shit.

Mar 19, 2012
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Junior (1994)

Baby, not a tumor.

Mar 12, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Hugo (2011)

Hugoing to new home.

Mar 6, 2012
Scored 5/5

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Artist, The (2011)

World's most loyal chauffeur.

Mar 6, 2012
Scored 4/5

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Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close (2011)

Autistic kid goes undiagnosed.

Feb 26, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Midnight In Paris (2011)

Peugeot shows the (Heming)way.

Feb 26, 2012
Scored 5/5

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Descendants, The (2011)

Comatose wife's an OaHO.

Feb 20, 2012
Scored 5/5

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War Horse (2011)

Mane character survives war.

Feb 20, 2012
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Moneyball (2011)

A's still championshipless.

Feb 20, 2012
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

Book of Gorgin'.

Feb 20, 2012
Unscored

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Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

Avenue Spew.

Feb 20, 2012
Unscored

Vote (1)

Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)

Beauty and the Bulimia.

Feb 20, 2012
Unscored

Vote

Tree Of Life, The (2011)

Nature documentary interrupts boredom.

Feb 19, 2012
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Sex Across America: Eighth Stop Seattle (2002)

SeASSle.

Feb 15, 2012
Unscored

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Sex Across America: Eighth Stop Seattle (2002)

(Fuc)King County, Washington.

Feb 15, 2012
Unscored

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Bridesmaids (2011)

Raunchy chick flick.

Jan 5, 2012
Scored 2/5

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Air Jesus (2002)

Trinity point shot.

Dec 15, 2011
Unscored

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2012 (2009)

Waterworld: The Beginning.

Nov 13, 2011
Unscored

Vote

Miss Nude America (1976)

Beauties in the buff.

Oct 27, 2011
Unscored

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Real Steel (2011)

Rockybot.

Oct 26, 2011
Unscored

Vote

50/50 (2011)

It IS a tumor.

Oct 9, 2011
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

50/50 (2011)

Finding chemo.

Oct 8, 2011
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Dropout helps destroy school.

Jul 17, 2011
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Harry avenges own death.

Jul 17, 2011
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Pumping Iron (1977)

Arnold loves the pump.

Jun 2, 2011
Unscored

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Unknown (2011)

Liam's wife loses life.

Apr 17, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Unknown (2011)

Lost briefcase > lost identity.

Apr 17, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Unknown (2011)

Real Rolex, fake life.

Apr 17, 2011
Scored 3/5

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Source Code (2011)

Jake's on a train.

Apr 6, 2011
Unscored

Vote (15)

Bicycle Thieves (1948)

Bike and job lost.

Mar 17, 2011
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

Throwing stars, flying co-stars.

Mar 17, 2011
Unscored

Vote

Bicycle Thieves (1948)

Thief's victim Romes around.

Mar 17, 2011
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Bicycle Thieves (1948)

Ricci thieved. Ricci - thief.

Mar 17, 2011
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

King's Speech, The (2010)

Stammering, by George.

Feb 27, 2011
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

King's Speech, The (2010)

King pauses dramatically, repeatedly.

Feb 27, 2011
Scored 5/5

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Opening Night Of The Living Dead (2010)

Broadway brain-eating.

Feb 8, 2011
Unscored

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Night At The Opera, A (1935)

Opera shuns likable tenor.

Jan 11, 2011
Scored 4/5

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Tangled (2010)

Eugene steals crown, heart.

Jan 11, 2011
Scored 2/5

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New York Police Parade, June 1st, 1899 (1899)

March in June.

Jan 10, 2011
Unscored

Vote (1)

New York Police Parade, June 1st, 1899 (1899)

Pigs on parade.

Jan 6, 2011
Unscored

Vote

Tangled (2010)

Hairraising ride to tower.

Jan 2, 2011
Scored 2/5

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Black White + Gray: A Portrait Of Sam Wagstaff And Robert Mapplethorpe (2007)

Black, white, and gay.

Dec 7, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Jackass 3D (2010)

3Ds - dumb, dumb, dumb.

Nov 19, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

127 Hours (2010)

Give Franco a hand.

Nov 5, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Barfly (1987)

Mickey souse.

Oct 9, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Private Parts (1997)

Ba-ba-biopic.

Sep 28, 2010
Scored 4/5

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Hobo With A Shotgun (2011)

Derelict Death Wish.

Aug 7, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Hobo With A Shotgun (2011)

Vigilante vagrant.

Aug 7, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Inception (2010)

Dream thievery.

Aug 3, 2010
Unscored

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Inception (2010)

DiCaprio explores his sub-cobb-scious.

Jul 31, 2010
Unscored

Vote (1)

Inception (2010)

Page is dream weaver.

Jul 31, 2010
Unscored

Vote (2)

Inception (2010)

World topples, does top?

Jul 31, 2010
Unscored

Vote (4)

Wax On, F*ck Off (2010)

Karate Kid kreates khaos.

Jul 21, 2010
Unscored

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Wax On, F*ck Off (2010)

Scandalous Macchio.

Jul 21, 2010
Unscored

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Walk The Line (2005)

Cash spent on pills.

Jul 7, 2010
Unscored

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Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Spy who forgot me.

Jul 5, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

Toy Story 3 (2010)

Sunnyside Redemption.

Jun 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Toy Story 3 (2010)

Buzz: Hombre del espacio.

Jun 30, 2010
Scored 4/5

Vote (1)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Hell of a quest.

Jun 11, 2010
Scored 3/5

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Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Clash of Teen Titans.

Jun 10, 2010
Scored 3/5

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Iron Man 2 (2010)

M(ilitary) C(ontractor) Hammer.

Jun 4, 2010
Scored 4/5

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