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Reviews by 'Ken'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1661
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Male model 'Manchurian Candidate'.
Aug 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Soylent Green's polar opposite?
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Removing clothes and limbs.
Feb 5, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Zodiac (2007)
Age of Aquarius killer.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Zodiac (2007)
San Franciskill.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Zit, The (2005)
Pop culture.
Aug 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zero Dark Thirty (2012)
CIA vs. UBL.
Feb 25, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
Zelig (1983)
Woody's not quite himself.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Zathura (2005)
Zero-G Jumanji.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Zardoz (1974)
Diapered Connery incredibly boring.
May 21, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Zapped! (1982)
Powers wasted on idiots.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Young Guns (1988)
Asinine teen 'rebel' western.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Misunderstood monster sings, dances.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
'Sleepless In New York'.
May 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yellowbeard (1983)
Semi-Pythonesque, semi-funny pirate flick.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Year Of The Yao, The (2004)
Chinese Rocket.
Jul 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXX II.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
X-Men (2000)
Mutants become hokey heroes.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Gooooooooooooooyyy!
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Jew-ligans.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Forwards, but no foreskins.
Mar 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Soccer on Sukkot?
Mar 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Speedy kiwi.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston has 620 problems.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Chong banged.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Sloppy 250ths.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
World War Z (2013)
Brooks' book mostly ignored.
Jul 7, 2013
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
World War Z (2013)
Viral meningitis saves humanity.
Jul 7, 2013
Scored 2/5
Vote
World Trade Center: Rise And Fall Of An American Icon, The (2002)
Twin towers tumble tragically.
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Transsexual Lithgow, tongueless chicks.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Woodstock (1970)
Hippies play in mud.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Woodstock (1970)
Acid. Rock.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wonderland (2003)
Natural Porn Killer.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Death has ups, downs.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)
Belfort trumps Gekko's excesses.
Feb 24, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wolf Of Wall Street, The (2013)
Excessively Excessive excess.
Feb 27, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wolf (1994)
Just Jack, plus fur.
Jul 31, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Kansas girl's Technicolor trip.
May 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wiz, The (1978)
Yellow brick Afroad.
Feb 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Witness (1985)
Sect in the city.
Apr 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Without Pity: A Film About Abilities (1996)
Without pity. Or arms.
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Sluts sleep with Satan.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Winnie The Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year (2002)
Pooh resolution.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh: A Valentine For You (1999)
Pooh full of love.
Mar 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh Un-Valentine's Day (1995)
Bouquet of Pooh.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh Un-Valentine's Day (1995)
Loving Pooh.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh Thanksgiving, A (1998)
Bear, turkey, have stuffing.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Pooh Party (1994)
Playing with Pooh.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Cowboy Pooh (1994)
Ten gallon Pooh hat.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh Learning: Making Friends (1998)
Shaking hands with Pooh.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Winnie The Pooh Friendship: Pooh Wishes (1999)
Wish upon a Pooh.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh And Tigger Too! (1974)
Bouncy cat, bear's fat.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Winnie The Pooh And A Day For Eeyore (1983)
Depressed donkey's day.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Rotten kids' teeth rot.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Survivor: The Candy Factory.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Willow (1988)
The Littlest Sorceror.
Jun 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wild, The (2006)
'Finding Nemo' meets 'Madagascar'.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wild, The (2006)
Tugboat contains infinite fuel.
May 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Whose Curse Is Worse?: Red Sox And Cubs On Trial (2004)
Hosiery, bears, compare misfortunes.
May 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Whose Curse Is Worse?: Red Sox And Cubs On Trial (2004)
Winner is biggest loser.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Whore That Wouldn't Die, The (2006)
F-whore-ever.
Jul 12, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Asshole avoids annoying animation.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
White Chicks (2004)
Reverse blackface.
Jul 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Where The Heart Is (2000)
The heart's in Wal-Mart.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Eastwood. Burton. Nazi's hurtin'.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)
Mini Winnie.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
When Winnie The Pooh Was Very Very Young (2001)
Pooh in diapers.
Apr 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Whathathoom: Cheese Live! (2003)
Camembarat.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
Bad movie dubbed funny.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Wagner, wabbit: weawwy funny.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
What Would Jesus Drive? (2005)
Nailed to a Chryslerfix.
Mar 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
What About Bob? (1991)
Bob's annoying, that's 'What'.
May 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Westworld (1973)
Bald cowboy blows circuits.
May 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Weird Science (1985)
Nerd, turd are brothers.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Corpse has best lines.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Drew dumps sockless boyfriend.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wedding Date, The (2005)
Pretty Woman in reverse.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne plays concert promoter.
May 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Garth lusts Bugs Bunny?
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wax On, F*ck Off (2010)
Scandalous Macchio.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Wax On, F*ck Off (2010)
Karate Kid kreates khaos.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Waterworld (1995)
Costner is all wet.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Watership Down (1978)
Bunnies battle bad bunnies.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Brain-dead Boucher bags babe.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Water Power (1977)
Sleeping with the enema.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Cruise's daughter traumatized repeatedly.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Double death cancels divorce.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
War In The Falklands (2002)
Fought-lands.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
War Horse (2011)
Mane character survives war.
Feb 20, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
War Games (1983)
Too real computer game.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Terminator goes to dogs.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Flightless bird's brilliant disguise.
May 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Hairless man becomes hare.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
WALL-E (2008)
Robot finds roach, romance.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wall Street (1987)
Gekko extols greed's virtues.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash spent on pills.
Jul 7, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Wal-Mart: The High Cost Of Low Price (2005)
Low prices, lower ethics.
Sep 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Waking Up In Reno (2002)
Rednecks' rowdy Reno roadtrip.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Shoe must go on.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Waco: The Rules Of Engagement (1997)
Koresh is burning, mad.
Aug 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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Zoolan <---> Waco:
W. <---> This F
Third <---> Star T
Star 8 <---> Sevent
Sesame <---> Popeye
Pooh's <---> Never
Net, T <---> Matrix
Match, <---> Ku Klu
Krull <---> Incept
Incept <---> Hamlet
Hallow <---> Forget
Forget <---> Edison
Eating <---> Cowboy
Cousin <---> Butt D
Butche <---> Best I
Bend I <---> Americ
Americ <---> $1000
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