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Reviews by 'benj clews'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
585
reviews published to date.
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Creed III (2023)
Kang the Clobberer.
Feb 27, 2023
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Menu, The (2022)
Chef loses Joy.
Jan 6, 2023
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Menu, The (2022)
Dinner: one Fiennes mess.
Jan 6, 2023
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fast 8 (2017)
Diesel emission is kidnapped.
Sep 27, 2022
Scored 3/5
Vote
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Superheroes experience Vision loss.
Oct 19, 2018
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hereditary (2018)
Muriel's Beheading.
Jun 16, 2018
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Dunkirk (2017)
Branagh piers on.
Aug 14, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Dunkirk (2017)
Bane in a plane.
Aug 14, 2017
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Get Out (2017)
The Stepford Black Lives.
Mar 18, 2017
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Founder, The (2016)
Burger joint utilises Kroc-ery.
Feb 23, 2017
Scored 4/5
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Mummy, The (2017)
Mummification: Impossible
Dec 5, 2016
Scored 4/5
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The Belko Experiment (2016)
Lord of the Files.
Dec 5, 2016
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Broken (2016)
Care-nage.
Sep 4, 2016
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Landmine Goes Click (2015)
Vengeance is mine.
Aug 21, 2016
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Transcendence (2014)
Depp falls to bits.
Aug 14, 2015
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
Lisper fires Firth shot.
Feb 8, 2015
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Gone Girl (2014)
Pike's disappearance: somewhat fishy.
Oct 14, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Gone Girl (2014)
Affleck's stuck with Pike.
Oct 14, 2014
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Edge Of Tomorrow (2014)
Groundhog D-Day.
May 29, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Counsellor, The (2013)
Diaz displays car-nal knowledge.
Dec 6, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Don Jon (2013)
Jon's johnson jilts Johansson.
Nov 8, 2013
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Rush (2013)
God of Thunder chunders.
Sep 20, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rush (2013)
Thor drives like lightning.
Sep 20, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Haunter (2013)
Abighoul Breslin's heavenly birthday.
Aug 29, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Pacific Rim (2013)
Monsters down Jaegar meisters.
Jul 15, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Bling Ring, The (2013)
From Paris with goods.
Jul 8, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Man Of Steel (2013)
Clark Kent Begins.
Jul 2, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Kickstarter campaign saves Enterprise.
Jun 14, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Iron Man 3 (2013)
PTSD: Post-triumphant superheroics disorder?
Apr 29, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Soul Surfer (2011)
Quaid's knee op delayed.
Apr 2, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Welcome To The Punch (2013)
Cop McAvows knee justice.
Mar 14, 2013
Scored 4/5
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Superman II (1980)
Criminals sentenced to prism.
Mar 11, 2013
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
War Horse (2011)
Owl impersonator taunts horse.
Mar 7, 2013
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
War Horse (2011)
Traitorous horse collects barbed-wire.
Mar 7, 2013
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Mama (2013)
Ghost demands child custody.
Feb 23, 2013
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, The (2012)
Dwarves suffer housing crisis.
Jan 4, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Archeologist discovers expiry dates.
Sep 30, 2012
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Berberian Sound Studio (2012)
Vegetable attacker seeks expenses.
Sep 5, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Druggie spy explodes wolf.
Aug 17, 2012
Scored 4/5
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Justice (2011)
Dispensing Forever dispenses forever.
Apr 1, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
John Carter (2012)
White man CAN jump.
Mar 9, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(5)
After.Life (2009)
Ricci won't R.I.P.
Mar 5, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
House possession causes pan-demon-ium.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Woman In Black, The (2012)
Horror Potter catches train.
Feb 13, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Boy who lived doesn't.
Feb 13, 2012
Scored 3/5
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John Carter (2012)
Jumpy cowboy aids Martians.
Jan 20, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
John Carter (2012)
Kitsch adaption of Burroughs.
Jan 20, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Justice (2011)
Vending machine dispenses justice.
Nov 21, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Final Destination 5 (2011)
Laser eye surgory.
Aug 26, 2011
Scored 4/5
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Final Destination 5 (2011)
Gymnast icks.
Aug 26, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Evil wizard renovates school.
Jul 19, 2011
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Mobile library slays bikers.
Jun 3, 2011
Scored 3/5
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Fast Five (2011)
Vehicular robbers escape safe-ly.
May 15, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Source Code (2011)
Groundhog data collection.
Apr 3, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Spiderhole (2010)
Codger scotches squatters.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)
Santa: everywhere at once.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Silent House, The (2010)
Uruguayan cottage gets RECed.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Altitude (2010)
Mist on a plane.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Confessions (2010)
AIDS education aids education.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Buried (2010)
Saving driver Ryan.
Oct 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
13Hrs (2010)
Daughter inherits mother's alopecia.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
Tortured, The (2010)
Torturee's tortured torture torturer.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Monsters (2010)
Distrito 9.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Dream Home (2010)
Property prices, tenants slashed.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Knowing (2009)
Cage plays disaster bingo.
Apr 23, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Daybreakers (2009)
Vampires are bloody starving.
Jan 17, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Men Who Stare At Goats, The (2009)
Clooney gets Spacey's goat.
Nov 12, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Angels & Demons (2009)
Helicopter becomes unwilling martyr.
May 17, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Angels & Demons (2009)
Camerlengo bails on sainthood.
May 17, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Titanic (1997)
Jack D with ice.
May 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(50)
Body Of Lies (2008)
DiCaprio hears Russelling noise.
Dec 1, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Quantum Of Solace (2008)
Mathis gets wasted, trashed.
Nov 4, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
I Am Legend (2007)
Emmageddon.
Oct 4, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Sophie's triple choice.
Aug 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Fathers: more the Merylier.
Aug 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Sophie's choice isn't Meryl's.
Aug 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
Teenager enquires game monicker.
Aug 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Auntie's anti-Anti-Christ.
Jul 23, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Bucket List, The (2007)
Two tins climb Himalayas.
Jul 12, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Wanted (2008)
Refute of the Loom.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Death Prof.
Jan 16, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Electrocution assists Ethan. Asia.
Jan 14, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Hostel: Part II (2007)
Slovakian girl plays football.
Jan 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Audience 'surfers' second Four.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator determined ta' terminate-her.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
AcquiRyan.
Jan 3, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Rushmore (1998)
Murray minted.
Nov 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Beowulf (2007)
Jolie has Beo' problem.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Black Sheep (2006)
Muttony.
Oct 8, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Black Sheep (2006)
Farm terrorized by lambpires.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Black Sheep (2006)
Muttonilation.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Black Sheep (2006)
Mutton for punishment.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Atonement (2007)
McAvoy is cuntscripted.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Atonement (2007)
Keira's c*nt causes conscription.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cantante, El (2006)
Salsa: source.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007)
Oscar statuette endangers Earth.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Transformers (2007)
Robots desire LadiesMan.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Transformers (2007)
Bay's bots' eBay bid.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
28 Days Later (2002)
Rage-ing Boyle.
May 31, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Superhero battles Venomy within.
May 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(8)
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