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Current status of Movie star with a total of 585 reviews published to date.
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Zardoz (1974)
Connery stars in loincloth.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Yeah Right! (2003)
Owen Wilson does bluntslide.
Dec 18, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
X2 (2003)
Halle and high water.
Sep 17, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (31)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Alcatraz gets Stormed.
May 29, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Death Prof.
Jan 16, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
X-Men (2000)
Five superheroes. One slaphead.
Dec 10, 2000
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
X-Men (2000)
Halle hath snow fury.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (73)   
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Boy who lived doesn't.
Feb 13, 2012
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote    
Woman In Black, The (2012)
Horror Potter catches train.
Feb 13, 2012
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Windtalkers (2002)
Indian keeps losing radio.
Sep 7, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Umpalumpas unnerve. Wilder nauseates.
Nov 5, 2001
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (8)   
Wild Things (1998)
Features Bacon's todger, unfortunately.
Feb 4, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Wild One, The (1953)
Teen queries rebellion options.
Mar 18, 2007
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Painfully tiresome hitman 'comedy'.
Aug 6, 2000
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Who Am I? (1998)
Chan's arse squeegees skyscraper.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
White Wilderness (1958)
Suicidal lemmings myth begins.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (5)   
White Noise (2005)
Keaton's wife buggers electrics.
Jan 10, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Whistle Down The Wind (1961)
Kids barn-trap Jesus.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Diner orders 'to come'.
Apr 2, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (29)   
What's Up, Doc? (1972)
O'Neal co-stars with conk.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
What Women Want (2000)
Mel hears deranged voices.
Feb 5, 2001
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
What Lies Beneath (2000)
First half: red herring.
Jan 21, 2001
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
What Dreams May Come (1998)
Soppy Williams in CGI.
Oct 5, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Westworld (1973)
Brynner's face falls off!
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Welcome To The Punch (2013)
Cop McAvows knee justice.
Mar 14, 2013
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Mel defies military history.
Mar 11, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
MexiCaan.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Way Of The Gun, The (2000)
Modern, bloody Butch/ Sundance.
Jun 28, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Watership Down (1978)
Thespian bunnies ponder death.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Watcher, The (2000)
Dire, inane slasher flick.
May 18, 2001
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (3)   
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Cruise sucked into nipple.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (7)   
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Divorce settlement by chandalier.
Jun 19, 2002
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
War Horse (2011)
Owl impersonator taunts horse.
Mar 7, 2013
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
War Horse (2011)
Traitorous horse collects barbed-wire.
Mar 7, 2013
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Wanted (2008)
Refute of the Loom.
Jul 3, 2008
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Vertical Limit (2000)
Chasm void upstages O'Donnell.
Feb 8, 2001
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise out-uglys Spall.
Jan 28, 2002
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (4)   
V For Vendetta (2006)
Knives and Fawkes.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Unleashed (2005)
Hoskins pursues dogged-Li.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Universal Soldier (1992)
Dumb Damme defends dam.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (14)   
Unfaithful (2002)
Breeze induces wifey's infidelity.
Jun 9, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Underworld (2003)
Laminated Beckinsale dates werewolf.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
Under Siege (1992)
Cake contains artificial implants.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
U-571 (2000)
Yanks swipe German typewriter.
Jun 13, 2000
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Jackie restrained by wires.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Camply moustached ghost emotes.
Mar 19, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
True Romance (1993)
Elvis advises pimp extermination.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Transformers (2007)
Bay's bots' eBay bid.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Transformers (2007)
Robots desire LadiesMan.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Transcendence (2014)
Depp falls to bits.
Aug 14, 2015
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Trainspotting (1996)
Reformed druggies snatch loot.
Aug 9, 2001
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Toys (1992)
Mattel gets military backing.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Touching The Void (2003)
Boney M terrorises climber.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Tortured, The (2010)
Torturee's tortured torture torturer.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001)
Goes Legit. Quits.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story (2001)
Hammer rises, falls.
Aug 5, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (20)   
Titanic (1997)
Icebreaker aboard non-icebreaker.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Titanic (1997)
Jack D with ice.
May 17, 2009
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (50)   
Titanic (1997)
Problems: tip of iceberg.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Titanic (1997)
Small boy draws boobies.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (22)   
Time Machine, The (2002)
Grieving Victorian traverses effects.
Jun 23, 2002
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (3)   
THX 1138 (1971)
Licence plates shag, escape.
Feb 1, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Thunderbirds (2004)
International Rescue get Hoodwinked.
Aug 1, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (10)   
Three Kings (1999)
Thieving soldiers regain conscience.
Mar 12, 2000
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada, The (2005)
Mexican Peppered with bullets.
May 7, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (6)   
The Belko Experiment (2016)
Lord of the Files.
Dec 5, 2016
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Terminator, The (1984)
Unstoppable robot hunts floozy.
Mar 29, 2001
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator determined ta' terminate-her.
Jan 4, 2008
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Cybernetic couple discuss custody.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Bickering couple traverse time.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Machine returned. No warranty.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (17)   
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Silver surfer stalks child.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Terminal, The (2004)
Hanks bound by Borders.
Sep 12, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro interrogates mirror repeatedly.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (28)   
Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, The (1974)
Matthau's illness outs thief.
Aug 4, 2002
Unscored		  
  Vote (3)   
Takeshis' (2005)
Take(shi) two.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (6)   
Takeshis' (2005)
'Beat' plays double-time.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (2)   
Tailor Of Panama, The (2001)
Foul-mouthed James Bond.
May 7, 2001
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Swordfish (2001)
Eurgh! Exploded woman everywhere!
Oct 25, 2001
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Swordfish (2001)
Travolta amidst computer hokum.
Nov 24, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Feminist 'Dumb & Dumber'.
Nov 16, 2002
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)
Lightning re-ignites trashy upbringing.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Sweet And Lowdown (1999)
Hilarious fictional jazz biopic.
Feb 14, 2001
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Superman Returns (2006)
Kid is Super-illegitimate.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Superman Returns (2006)
Superman's weakness: Krypton-mite.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (7)   
Superman Returns (2006)
One Krypton-night stand's aftermath.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (9)   
Superman II (1980)
Criminals sentenced to prism.
Mar 11, 2013
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Stuart Little (1999)
Nutjob parents adopt vermin.
Sep 29, 2000
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (15)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Brilliant geriatric road movie.
Jan 12, 2000
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (5)   
Stones In The Park, The (1969)
Jones: Stones' throw away.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (4)   
Stir Of Echoes (1999)
Hypnotised guy destroys house.
Jun 30, 2001
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (4)   
Stir Crazy (1980)
Pryor, conviction.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (32)   
Stigmata (1999)
Patricia Arquette bleeds lots.
Jan 30, 2000
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Starship Troopers (1997)
Doogie Howser turns Nazi.
Mar 5, 2001
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke becomes han' solo.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Picard vs. Dr. Evil.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (16)   
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Kickstarter campaign saves Enterprise.
Jun 14, 2013
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote    
Stand, The (1994)
Frewer left post-Apocalypse.
Oct 10, 2006
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (2)   
Spy Game (2001)
Redford lies pants off.
Dec 9, 2001
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (3)   
Spiderhole (2010)
Codger scotches squatters.
Oct 31, 2010
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (1)   
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