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Adventure, Sci-Fi
Steven Spielberg
Michael Crichton
David Koepp
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Sam Neill
Laura Dern
Jeff Goldblum
Richard Attenborough
Bob Peck
Martin Ferrero
Joseph Mazzello
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Samuel L. Jackson
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Jurassic Park

(1993)
203 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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Attenborough / began hot tour
Larry 
  Vote    
Feeding time at zoo.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Designer dino DNA done.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (1)   
Newman eaten by raptor.
BedheadGal 
  Vote    
Muck, Goldblum and T-Rex.
SixFourian 
  Vote (8)   
Spielberg creates Crichton's creatures.
jd 
  Vote    
Gobby Goldblum annoys Attenborough.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote (2)   
Ill-fitting genes affect genitals.
SixFourian 
  Vote (14)   
Attenborough's simply cloning around.
Canklefish 
  Vote (6)   
Dinosaurs get very angry.
CrazyDog 
  Vote    
Park life
SixFourian 
  Vote (3)   
Dinosaurs get second chance.
Blackmoon 
  Vote (1)   
When Dino's go bad.
CrazyDog 
  Vote (2)   
Park visitors held raptorous.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Dern disects dino doo.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Profit science- unethical failure.
Lord Sinn 
  Vote    
Fear the trembling water!!
#1 Stunna 
  Vote (1)   
Dinos prove chaos theory.
beluga 
  Vote    
Dinosaurs none too gene-ial.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Fantasy Island with teeth.
kolo 
  Vote (21)   
Lex screams, Timmy hurts.
Jt 
  Vote    
Petting zoo gone wrong.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
When park attractions attack.
MelissaS 
  Vote (10)   
Frog-filled dinosaurs eventually croak.
SixFourian 
  Vote (16)   
Fantastic fossils resurrected: fatal.
jinx 
  Vote    
Attack of the clones.
Canklefish 
  Vote (9)   
T-Rex eats lawyer, yay!
xiz 
  Vote (5)   
Impresive Dinosaurs go crazy.
Zzzhak 
  Vote    
Technology goes carnivorously amok!
MaxThrust 
  Vote    
Visitors become tasty treats.
beluga 
  Vote    
Lesson: Kitchen not safe.
Mark8884 
  Vote (1)   
T-Rex's other white meat.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Big pets = bad idea.
risingstar1919 
  Vote    
Spielberg's dino-might film.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Raptors only kill adults.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Dino might! Audience rapt.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (7)   
Marc Bolan's band attacks!
randall 
  Vote (28)   
T-Rex ignores 'Engaged' sign.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
DNA dinology run amok.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Kids' dinosaur infatuation finished.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Oops- dinos are hermaphrodites!
turrell 
  Vote (11)   
Shaft eaten by Raptors.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
T-Rex, 'lawyer' unto itself.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Velociraptors partake of Peck.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote    
Dinosaurs prove fatal attraction.
Poire 
  Vote (1)   
When dinosaurs attack.
sboog 
  Vote    
Dino DNA proves deadly.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Bad vibrations in water.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
Hatching dinosaurs? BAD idea.
Tori 
  Vote (17)   
Dinosaurs: one; Humans: Neill.
Batty 
  Vote (18)   
Neill unsurprisingly withholds endorsement.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (15)   
Raptor, Rex, Dickie's Dinoplex.
Face 
  Vote    
Hermaphrodite dinosaurs can reproduce.
Anonymous  
  Vote (2)   
Clones on the ra(n)ge.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Moneysaurus.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
When DNA goes bad.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks vacation plans.
GHcool 
  Vote (14)   
Dinosaur connoisseurs search manure.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Cloners require amber lance.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Newman leaves annoying screensaver.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Alton Towers with attitude.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Realistic dinosaurs predictable fun.
ppcy 
  Vote    
Dinosaurs in Forever Amber.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (16)   
Dinosaur says, 'Goodbye, Newman'.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (28)   
Dinosaur blueprints inside mosquitos.
Arch Stanton 
  Vote    
Raptors vs. Captors.
gothhenge 
  Vote    
Dinosaurs take early megabites.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Lawyer gets eaten. Yay!
RazorDullWit 
  Vote (3)   
Another Attenborough nature flick.
dlanod 
  Vote (14)   
Pacific CGIsland produces dinos.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Goldblum's chaos theory proven.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
T.Rex, Velociraptor - technically Cretaceous.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Raptors are real enemy.
megbaggins 
  Vote    
DNA; Dinosaurs now alive.
Yelnats 
  Vote (4)   
New Jurassic gatekeeper required.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Dinosaurs with frog genes!
Blookvorm 
  Vote    
Newman steals dino DNA.
rri1 
  Vote (1)   
Dino attraction proves fatal.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Visitors feed the animals.
Markandlain 
  Vote (37)   
Raptors at high velocity.
zzzbeauty 
  Vote    
T-Rex eats a toilet.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
DNAsaurs.
pizza 
  Vote (19)   
Dino Disneyland mistreats guests.
Lane 
  Vote    
Water shakes, better run.
megbaggins 
  Vote    
Dinosaurium becomes tourist trap.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
Fatty frees frightening fossils.
MobeusI 
  Vote (7)   
Digital dinosaurs cause havoc.
djw1973 
  Vote    
Sam kneels to lizards.
Sablicious 
  Vote    
Sabotage plan hatched early.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Newman's failed dino delivery.
Stacky 
  Vote    
Newman eaten. Raptors rapture.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Fossil versus humanity.
bife 
  Vote    
T-Rex the park.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (14)   
Amber parks Mesozoic DNA.
Anika 
  Vote (3)   
Tricera-tops box office records.
GHcool 
  Vote (20)   
Raptors snack on keepers.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
The ending is pterable.
noncentz 
  Vote (14)   
'Tyrannosaurus Wrecks' jeep, park.
Fresno 
  Vote (9)   
Gay raptors gobble humans.
Yelnats 
  Vote    
Mosquitoes transport dinosaur DNA.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
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