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Steven Spielberg
Michael Crichton
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Jurassic Park

(1993)
203 reviews
Film rated 4 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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Marc Bolan's band attacks!
randall 
  Vote (28)   
Water warns: T-Rex imminent.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Dinosaurs in Forever Amber.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (16)   
Dinosaurs take early megabites.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (9)   
Nerdy Nedry's security lapse.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (5)   
Newman leaves annoying screensaver.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Bad vibrations in water.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (6)   
New Jurassic gatekeeper required.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
The Park, Knight.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (11)   
T-Rex the park.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (14)   
Look Back In Amber.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (44)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (9)   
Pteroflying!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (17)   
Fantasy Island with teeth.
kolo 
  Vote (21)   
Attenborough / began hot tour
Larry 
  Vote    
Attack of the clones.
Canklefish 
  Vote (9)   
Attenborough's simply cloning around.
Canklefish 
  Vote (6)   
Dinosaurs absorb human DNA.
Sludge 
  Vote (6)   
Dinos sore?
Sludge 
  Vote    
Cloners require amber lance.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
The ending is pterable.
noncentz 
  Vote (14)   
Raptors snack on keepers.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Goldblum's chaos theory proven.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Dino DNA proves deadly.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Park visitors held raptorous.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Muck, Goldblum and T-Rex.
SixFourian 
  Vote (8)   
Frog-filled dinosaurs eventually croak.
SixFourian 
  Vote (16)   
Ill-fitting genes affect genitals.
SixFourian 
  Vote (14)   
Park life
SixFourian 
  Vote (3)   
T-Rex, 20th century toys.
Rovark 
  Vote (15)   
Sabotage plan hatched early.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Kids' dinosaur infatuation finished.
Montgomery 
  Vote (2)   
Feeding time at zoo.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Dern disects dino doo.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Hatching dinosaurs? BAD idea.
Tori 
  Vote (17)   
T-Rex ignores 'Engaged' sign.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (25)   
Raptors only kill adults.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Fossil versus humanity.
bife 
  Vote    
Alton Towers with attitude.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
Spielberg's dino-might film.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
Mosquitoes transport dinosaur DNA.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (3)   
Clones on the ra(n)ge.
ChocolateLady 
  Vote (5)   
Grandfather of kids, dinosaurs.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Life survives DNA splice.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Fallen tree slows dino.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
Rept-Isle.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (34)   
Dern into deep shit.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (10)   
CGI Tyrannosaurus takes megabytes.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (14)   
T-Rex isle dysfunction.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (47)   
When park attractions attack.
MelissaS 
  Vote (10)   
T-Rex eats, licks bowl.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Cloned carnivores chow caretakers.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (6)   
Ludicrously large lizards unleashed.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (2)   
Non-Human Genome Project, troubled.
clay 
  Vote (2)   
Spielberg's D(i)N(os)A(urs).
bennyr81 
  Vote (8)   
Neill unsurprisingly withholds endorsement.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (15)   
Petting zoo gone wrong.
Downtown 
  Vote (3)   
Dino DNA's forever amber.
rockfsh 
  Vote (10)   
Dinosaurs none too gene-ial.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Dinosaur sneezes, snots kids.
Chris C 
  Vote (2)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks velociraptor's hunt.
Chris C 
  Vote (1)   
Off the eaten path
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (1)   
T.Rex, Velociraptor - technically Cretaceous.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
T-Rex, 'lawyer' unto itself.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (4)   
Oops- dinos are hermaphrodites!
turrell 
  Vote (11)   
When DNA goes bad.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
T-Rex eats a toilet.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Dinosaurs: one; Humans: Neill.
Batty 
  Vote (18)   
Barneys go berserk!
redPen 
  Vote (7)   
Moneysaurus.
shoon 
  Vote (16)   
Don on john ... gone!
boydegg 
  Vote (2)   
Hammond, eggs.
boydegg 
  Vote (32)   
Box office Dino-soars.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Heroic tyrannosaurus saves kids.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Reptillian gene hack-men.
RockGolf 
  Vote (8)   
Gay raptors gobble humans.
Yelnats 
  Vote    
DNA; Dinosaurs now alive.
Yelnats 
  Vote (4)   
Dinosaurium becomes tourist trap.
Yelnats 
  Vote (1)   
DNA dinology run amok.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
T-Rex's other white meat.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Tyrannosaurus wrecks vacation plans.
GHcool 
  Vote (14)   
Tricera-tops box office records.
GHcool 
  Vote (20)   
Dinosaur connoisseurs search manure.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Newman walks with dinosaurs.
Paddy C 
  Vote (1)   
Doctoring DNA is dino-mite!
teddychan 
  Vote    
Dinosaur says, 'Goodbye, Newman'.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (28)   
Dino attraction proves fatal.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (2)   
Newman steals dino DNA.
rri1 
  Vote (1)   
Newman eaten. Raptors rapture.
Markandlain 
  Vote (5)   
Visitors feed the animals.
Markandlain 
  Vote (37)   
Ancient birds open doors.
Ali 
  Vote (8)   
Pacific CGIsland produces dinos.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Attractions get the munchies.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (1)   
Raptors seek kitchen snacks.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Another Attenborough nature flick.
dlanod 
  Vote (14)   
Island of last 'saurs.
hustleboy007 
  Vote (5)   
'Tyrannosaurus Wrecks' jeep, park.
Fresno 
  Vote (9)   
Dino park bad idea.
Bavvy 
  Vote (1)   
Dino might! Audience rapt.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (7)   
Experiment with dino sours.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (36)   
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