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Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014)
Alien misfits fit guardedly.
Sep 22, 2014
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Man Of Steel (2013)
AA poses as LL.
Apr 10, 2014
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Man Of Steel (2013)
Streets sport Kal-El skidmarks.
Apr 10, 2014
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Man Of Steel (2013)
Kal-Elephant in the room.
Apr 10, 2014
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Neil Young: Heart Of Gold (2006)
Canadian rocker brain repair.
Jul 20, 2012
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Prometheus (2012)
Noomi's C-Section prevents vivisection.
Jun 26, 2012
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Men In Black III (2012)
Sixties K needs saving.
Jun 18, 2012
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Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)
Cirque du So Stripey.
Jun 18, 2012
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Untouchable (2011)
Senegalian assistant midwifes liveliness.
Jun 17, 2012
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Untouchable (2011)
Caregiver tea-bathes legs.
Jun 17, 2012
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Dictator, The (2012)
Wadiya think of Aladeen?
May 27, 2012
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Hunger Games, The (2012)
To kill a mockingjay.
Apr 5, 2012
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Vow, The (2012)
Forgetfulmess. Aggressivemess. Forgivemess. Happimess.
Mar 9, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Recruited by Cleveland Indians.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Warms bench with dhoti.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Bop one, Bapu!
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Home run: Home Rule.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Mohandas K. Gehrig?
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Swing and a Mishra.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
No joy in Mudraville.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Bats from lotus position.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Cal 'Cutta' Ripken?
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
Runs Batted India.
Feb 25, 2012
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Gandhi At The Bat (2006)
The Big-Souled Unit.
Feb 25, 2012
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American Beauty (1999)
Bening nailed by 'King'.
Feb 25, 2012
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Contact (1997)
Ellie's ally: ersatz Daddy.
Feb 25, 2012
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Kidman's hackwork elicits tears.
Feb 23, 2012
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Blacula (1972)
Damned Soul Power.
Feb 23, 2012
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Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Jailbird makes dig-nified exit.
Feb 23, 2012
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Trial Of Lorena Bobbitt, The (1997)
Whodunit? Dizzy dedicking dame.
Feb 23, 2012
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Multiplicity (1996)
Mikey duped yet again.
Feb 23, 2012
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
One tent. Three tentpoles.
Feb 23, 2012
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Full Monty, The (1997)
Bare-ass Brits boggle babes.
Feb 23, 2012
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
Oldman Hardy Toby Firth.
Feb 19, 2012
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Impotence (1975)
I see dud peepee.
Feb 19, 2012
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Chronicle (2012)
Nosebleeds accompany extraordinary occurrences.
Feb 10, 2012
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Big Stan (2007)
Schneider fears prison Deliverance.
Feb 6, 2012
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(4)
Dogfuckers (2011)
Doggie? Done it.
Feb 6, 2012
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Dude's girlfriend's a Hasbian.
Feb 5, 2012
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Grey, The (2011)
Wolfing food? --Vice versa!
Feb 3, 2012
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We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011)
Swinton's son: secular Damian.
Jan 30, 2012
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Wonder Woman (1974)
Diana Prince camps out.
Jan 28, 2012
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Real Steel (2011)
Atom: one scrappy fighter.
Jan 27, 2012
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Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close (2011)
Asperger kid pounds pavement.
Jan 23, 2012
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Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close (2011)
Hanks: Oxymoronist Fallout Boy.
Jan 23, 2012
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Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close (2011)
Gramps mute? Yes. No.
Jan 23, 2012
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Pasteur (1935)
Got Milk? Thank Louie!
Jan 22, 2012
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Albert Nobbs (2011)
Close trope: phobiaed femme.
Jan 22, 2012
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Contraband (2012)
Marky Markedman.
Jan 22, 2012
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Albert Nobbs (2011)
Close trains: vest tight.
Jan 22, 2012
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(6)
Murder In The First (1995)
Slammer slams Henri bad.
Jan 21, 2012
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Son of/on Beach.
Jan 21, 2012
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Avengers, The (2012)
Ensemble assembles, dishevels demigod.
Jan 20, 2012
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Iron Lady, The (2011)
Balls, said the PM.
Jan 19, 2012
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Mis�rables, Les (2012)
Non-Gallic casting? Sacha deal!
Jan 18, 2012
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Artist, The (2011)
Peppy gets a Valentin.
Jan 18, 2012
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Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
IMF's Simon supplies LOLs.
Jan 18, 2012
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Flight Of The Phoenix (2004)
Detached prop slices fuselage!
Jan 15, 2012
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Freaks (1932)
Limbless man strikes match.
Jan 10, 2012
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Just Go With It (2011)
Aniston teeters on pumps.
Jan 9, 2012
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American Graffiti (1973)
Cops: Holsteins. Somers: Dreamgirl.
Jan 9, 2012
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Miller's Crossing (1990)
Bernie's fake whacking backfires.
Jan 9, 2012
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War Horse (2011)
Graminivorous quadriped's trench trevails.
Jan 8, 2012
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Naked Mycroft disconcerts bride.
Jan 3, 2012
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Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Despicable PO gets comeuppance.
Dec 26, 2011
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Hugo (2011)
Moviemaker's mysterious mechanized monument.
Dec 22, 2011
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Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Naming Up Baby.
Dec 19, 2011
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Woodsman, The (2004)
Can Kevin stay zipped?
Dec 19, 2011
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The Man Who Cried (2000)
Gypsy Johnny--crooning Christina.
Dec 19, 2011
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Damon derives; Skarsg�rd supervises.
Dec 19, 2011
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Howl (2010)
Franco's whiny, thoughtful Ginsberg.
Dec 19, 2011
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Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, The (2011)
Undead gestational mayhem ensues.
Dec 15, 2011
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Moneyball (2011)
RBI, not plot, formulaic.
Dec 13, 2011
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Moneyball (2011)
Trickle-down-foul-line economics.
Dec 11, 2011
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Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Truth--or Darren? Fangtasmagoria.
Dec 11, 2011
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Descendants, The (2011)
Clooney's wife leis comatose.
Nov 29, 2011
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Terri (2011)
Principal: BIGGER misfit? Reilly??!
Nov 18, 2011
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Horatio's Drive: America's First Road Trip (2003)
Petrol-powered pioneer putters.
Nov 16, 2011
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Anonymous (2011)
Shuckspeare.
Nov 16, 2011
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(6)
One Fine Day (1996)
George, Michelle field, trip.
Oct 26, 2011
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50/50 (2011)
Wastin' away again: Carcinomaville.
Oct 21, 2011
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Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
Don Octavio or Avoirdupois?
Oct 20, 2011
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Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)
Blanchett Rushes to judgment.
Sep 27, 2011
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Outbreak (1995)
Hoffman, Russo go Eboling.
Sep 27, 2011
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Cry-Baby (1990)
Depp: trickle or treat?
Sep 25, 2011
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Any Given Sunday (1999)
Cameron unfazed by man-junk.
Sep 25, 2011
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Contagion (2011)
Immunology frustration swells coffers.
Sep 20, 2011
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Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
SJ's Sucky Job.
Sep 17, 2011
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Garden State (2004)
Portman Jersey Girl? Shore.
Sep 6, 2011
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Amy's Orgasm (2001)
Theme, plot, characterization: climax.
Sep 6, 2011
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Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Not Rye? You're toast.
Sep 2, 2011
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Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Boring suspense down under.
Aug 29, 2011
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Animal Farm (1999)
Ustinovian dispensation: relative equality.
Aug 29, 2011
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Puerile persnicketiness. Plosive percussionists.
Aug 29, 2011
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Red Man's View, The (2014)
Shoshones shifted, shunted shamefully.
Aug 28, 2011
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Invasion, The (2007)
Lullabies have alien melodies.
Aug 23, 2011
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I Heart Huckabees (2004)
CSI: Ceaseless Socratic Interpolation.
Aug 18, 2011
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Easy A (2010)
Alpha-embroidered fake floozy.
Aug 18, 2011
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Friday The 13th (1980)
Jason's mom: scary beeotch.
Aug 18, 2011
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Moonlight Mile (2002)
Dustin's Ben daughter-deprived.
Aug 17, 2011
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