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Reviews by 'thechad'
Current status of
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with a total of
171
reviews published to date.
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Paprika (2006)
Parade of appliances.
Jun 27, 2008
Unscored
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Paprika (2006)
Split personality in dreams.
Jun 27, 2008
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(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Religious Ricci = ankle-biter.
Jun 19, 2008
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Close encounters meets Indy.
May 31, 2008
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Sex And The City: The Movie (2008)
4 girls, 1 city.
Apr 24, 2008
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(1)
Righteous Kill (2008)
Vigilante aids DeNiro, Pacino.
Apr 5, 2008
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Trainspotting (1996)
Scots succumb to smack.
Mar 30, 2008
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam.
Mar 26, 2008
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Bug (2006)
Schizophrenic 'skeets' bugs.
Mar 25, 2008
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Predator has infinite acid.
Mar 24, 2008
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Tristan + Isolde (2006)
Forbidden love: Franco dies.
Mar 12, 2008
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Cock in Cox's face.
Mar 10, 2008
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(1)
Knocked Up (2007)
Shrooms, chairs = bad trip.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
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Angel-A (2005)
Angel has earthly issues.
Mar 9, 2008
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Feast (2005)
Jay's faceless without Bob.
Mar 9, 2008
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(1)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Adrenochrome has flashback effects.
Mar 9, 2008
Unscored
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Ladrón Que Roba A Ladrón (2007)
'Ocean's Eleven', en Espanol.
Feb 1, 2008
Unscored
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Cloverfield (2008)
9/11: Monster Style.
Jan 30, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Sunshine (2007)
Pinbacker, God's disciple.
Jan 29, 2008
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(1)
Sunshine (2007)
Boyle boils astronauts.
Jan 29, 2008
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(1)
Dazed And Confused (1993)
Affleck inflicts ass pain.
Jan 10, 2008
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(1)
Scream 2 (1997)
Masked man = crazy mother.
Jan 9, 2008
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Kingdom, The (2007)
Bateman almost gets axed.
Jan 9, 2008
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North By Northwest (1959)
Fictional person disgruntles Grant.
Jan 9, 2008
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Juno (2007)
Bateman wants to rock.
Jan 9, 2008
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Three boobed woman... sweet!!!
Jan 9, 2008
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Desperado (1995)
Deadly guitar cases.
Jan 9, 2008
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(1)
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Flashback features Mr. T.
Jan 9, 2008
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Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Horse's heart hurts Henry.
Jan 7, 2008
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Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Max, Rabbi, boss bagged.
Jan 7, 2008
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(1)
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Bad dog Tucci disconnected.
Jan 7, 2008
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(1)
Hair (1979)
Marriage, LSD, WTF?
Jan 5, 2008
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Juno (2007)
Love at first Tic-Tac.
Jan 5, 2008
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(2)
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Toby slices Sweeney's throat.
Jan 3, 2008
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Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Romeo, Juliet as lions.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
'Hamlet' in the jungle.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Tommy knows all angles.
Jan 3, 2008
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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Owen shoots, blows load.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Training Day (2001)
Crippled Snoop swallows crack.
Jan 3, 2008
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Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)
Stevenson's epihany's disconnected.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Fly, The (1958)
'Help me!' = PRICEless.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Fiery horse, fiery hog.
Jan 3, 2008
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Long Riders (1980)
Quaid goes crackers.
Jan 3, 2008
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House Of Wax (2005)
Paris poked through eye.
Jan 3, 2008
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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Girl on a stick.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
After Hours (1985)
Paper weight starts sleeplessness.
Jan 3, 2008
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Easy Rider (1969)
Jack's dead and free.
Jan 3, 2008
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Safe place: masturbation.
Jan 3, 2008
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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Holy Giamatti! Gun conspiracy!
Jan 3, 2008
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Saw (2004)
Elwes gets footloose.
Jan 3, 2008
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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Shishka-girl.
Jan 3, 2008
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(2)
Santa Clause, The (1994)
Clumsy santa: Allen santa.
Dec 16, 2007
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Unrelenting Chigurh keeps promise.
Dec 15, 2007
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(1)
Mist, The (2007)
King fogs supermarket.
Dec 10, 2007
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Dr. Troy = Dr. Doom.
Dec 3, 2007
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American Gangster (2007)
Lucas smuggles cocaine caskets.
Dec 2, 2007
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Mooby induces farts.
Dec 2, 2007
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Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Keitel doesn't like Jesus.
Nov 25, 2007
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Once Were Warriors (1994)
Muss loses wife, daughter.
Nov 25, 2007
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How High (2001)
Hi(gh) Harvard.
Nov 21, 2007
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Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Communist Manchuria controls men.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Eastern Promises (2007)
The Russian Departed.
Nov 19, 2007
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Hair (1979)
Berger breaks Claude 'free'.
Nov 17, 2007
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Fight Club (1999)
Jack's Pitt bones Bonham.
Nov 17, 2007
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Heel of Weakness.
Nov 10, 2007
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Crank (2006)
Transporter fucks in Chinatown.
Nov 9, 2007
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Bad Taste (1987)
Green soup is puke!
Nov 9, 2007
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(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles in cartoon mode.
Nov 9, 2007
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(1)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Beatles can swim.
Nov 9, 2007
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(2)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Travis, hero?
Nov 9, 2007
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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
1,000 ass-kicking Alices.
Nov 3, 2007
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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Telekinesis and zombies = crap.
Nov 3, 2007
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Transporter 2, The (2005)
Statham's a BAMFx2.
Nov 2, 2007
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(1)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Stolen tuna has consequences.
Nov 2, 2007
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Raging Bull (1980)
LaMotta knocks out Vicki.
Nov 1, 2007
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(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Statham's a BAMF.
Nov 1, 2007
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Saw IV (2007)
Saw 3 remixed.
Nov 1, 2007
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(3)
Big Daddy (1999)
Successfully learns ass-wiping.
Oct 31, 2007
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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Caution: contains smart ostriches.
Oct 31, 2007
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(1)
On The Waterfront (1954)
Brando displays Kazan's canary.
Oct 31, 2007
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Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Holmes gets screwed.
Oct 25, 2007
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(1)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
Frozen food for vampires.
Oct 24, 2007
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(1)
Desperado (1995)
Death by guitar.
Oct 17, 2007
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No Country For Old Men (2007)
Dirty money unleashes Chigurh.
Oct 13, 2007
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(2)
Superbad (2007)
Penis problem: Separation anxiety.
Oct 10, 2007
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Black Sheep (2006)
Sheep mean business.
Oct 10, 2007
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Bickle proves he's hip.
Oct 6, 2007
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Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Brad holds heart.
Oct 4, 2007
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Death Proof (2007)
Stuntman not so tough.
Sep 30, 2007
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How High (2001)
Smokin' dead presidents!
Sep 30, 2007
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Vanilla Sky (2001)
Frozen Cruise loses mind.
Sep 28, 2007
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner's corn is dreamy.
Sep 27, 2007
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Waterworld (1995)
Costner with gills = crap!
Sep 26, 2007
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Mask, The (1994)
Carrey characterizes Avery's wolf.
Sep 26, 2007
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Minnie drives Matt smart.
Sep 26, 2007
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Jack lives through Rose.
Sep 25, 2007
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Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Holed up, holed Ben.
Sep 24, 2007
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(2)
Knocked Up (2007)
Baby's crown: shaved Heigl.
Sep 23, 2007
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Halloween (2007)
Little sister sprays brains.
Sep 23, 2007
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Phone Booth (2002)
Pay phone of death.
Sep 23, 2007
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