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Reviews by 'thechad'
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12 Angry Men (1957)
12 men, 1 room.
Sep 12, 2007
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28 Weeks Later (2007)
Political statement with zombies.
May 31, 2007
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30 Days Of Night (2007)
Frozen food for vampires.
Oct 24, 2007
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300 (2006)
Abs, spears, decapitations.
Mar 17, 2007
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After Hours (1985)
Paper weight starts sleeplessness.
Jan 3, 2008
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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)
Predator has infinite acid.
Mar 24, 2008
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Am�lie (2001)
Gnome saves detached father.
May 16, 2007
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American Beauty (1999)
Asparagus new interior design.
Apr 2, 2007
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American Beauty (1999)
Cooper goes homosexually homicidal.
Sep 7, 2007
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American Gangster (2007)
Lucas smuggles cocaine caskets.
Dec 2, 2007
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American History X (1998)
Nazi blood runs deep.
Feb 26, 2007
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American Pie (1999)
Flute players not innocent.
Feb 26, 2007
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Welcome to Band, Biggs.
Sep 10, 2007
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American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Don't eat the truffles.
Mar 11, 2007
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American Psycho (2000)
Yuppie snaps, didn't he?
Feb 26, 2007
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Angel-A (2005)
Angel has earthly issues.
Mar 9, 2008
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Babel (2006)
Rifle causes chain damage.
Sep 7, 2007
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Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Keitel doesn't like Jesus.
Nov 25, 2007
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Bad Taste (1987)
Green soup is puke!
Nov 9, 2007
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Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon (2006)
Homage kills classic horrors.
Sep 9, 2007
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Big Daddy (1999)
Successfully learns ass-wiping.
Oct 31, 2007
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude needs piss-free carpet.
Feb 26, 2007
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Black Sheep (2006)
Sheep mean business.
Oct 10, 2007
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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Bullets burst Beatty's bubble.
May 19, 2007
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Bug (2006)
Schizophrenic 'skeets' bugs.
Mar 25, 2008
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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Shishka-girl.
Jan 3, 2008
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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
Girl on a stick.
Jan 3, 2008
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Runaway chicken triggers flashbacks.
Mar 6, 2007
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Clerks II (2006)
Porch monkeys pack meat.
Mar 3, 2007
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Clerks. (1994)
Necrophilia was never funnier.
Sep 19, 2007
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Cloverfield (2008)
9/11: Monster Style.
Jan 30, 2008
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Crank (2006)
Statham needs epinephrin, desperately.
Feb 23, 2007
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Crank (2006)
Transporter fucks in Chinatown.
Nov 9, 2007
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Crash (2004)
Phillippe's trigger finger freaks.
Feb 26, 2007
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Dazed And Confused (1993)
Affleck inflicts ass pain.
Jan 10, 2008
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Death Proof (2007)
Stuntman not so tough.
Sep 30, 2007
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Deliverance (1972)
Goin' raw with 'Pig'.
Feb 26, 2007
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Deliverance (1972)
Rednecks get lucky.
Sep 21, 2007
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Departed, The (2006)
Wahlberg ends Matt's career.
Feb 26, 2007
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Desperado (1995)
Death by guitar.
Oct 17, 2007
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Desperado (1995)
Deadly guitar cases.
Jan 9, 2008
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Clint cocks .44 cooly.
Feb 26, 2007
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Dogma (1999)
Morissette, God? Sweet jesus...
Jul 5, 2007
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Super bunny fortune teller.
Mar 11, 2007
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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Caution: contains smart ostriches.
Oct 31, 2007
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Eastern Promises (2007)
The Russian Departed.
Nov 19, 2007
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Easy Rider (1969)
Jack's dead and free.
Jan 3, 2008
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Escape From New York (1981)
Harold hits misplaced mine.
Jun 18, 2007
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Safe place: masturbation.
Jan 3, 2008
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Dr. Troy = Dr. Doom.
Dec 3, 2007
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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Spicoli does Hand time.
Feb 26, 2007
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Adrenochrome has flashback effects.
Mar 9, 2008
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Religious Ricci = ankle-biter.
Jun 19, 2008
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Feast (2005)
Jay's faceless without Bob.
Mar 9, 2008
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner's corn is dreamy.
Sep 27, 2007
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Fight Club (1999)
Split Personality: Love Triangle.
Feb 16, 2007
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Fight Club (1999)
Durden dies smelling brains.
Apr 1, 2007
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Fight Club (1999)
Jack's Pitt bones Bonham.
Nov 17, 2007
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Final Destination 3 (2006)
Fries, burger, Frankie's brains.
Feb 26, 2007
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Fly, The (1958)
'Help me!' = PRICEless.
Jan 3, 2008
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Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Priest offers help bogging.
May 19, 2007
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Fracture (2007)
Gosling double jeopardizes Hopkins.
May 26, 2007
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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Foot lick: flesh gorge.
Feb 26, 2007
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Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Mickey Mouse in Vietnam.
Mar 26, 2008
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Game, The (1997)
Penn keys Mike's life.
Apr 10, 2007
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Ghost Rider (2007)
Fiery horse, fiery hog.
Jan 3, 2008
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Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Salesmen vs. salesmen.
Mar 11, 2007
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Minnie drives Matt smart.
Sep 26, 2007
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Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Clint's cigar soothes soldier.
Mar 24, 2007
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GoodFellas (1990)
Liotta's brain on drugs.
Aug 17, 2007
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Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino's testicles drip drop.
Apr 15, 2007
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Hair (1979)
Marriage, LSD, WTF?
Jan 5, 2008
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Hair (1979)
Berger breaks Claude 'free'.
Nov 17, 2007
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Halloween (2007)
Little sister sprays brains.
Sep 23, 2007
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House Of Wax (2005)
Paris poked through eye.
Jan 3, 2008
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How High (2001)
Smokin' dead presidents!
Sep 30, 2007
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How High (2001)
Hi(gh) Harvard.
Nov 21, 2007
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Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Close encounters meets Indy.
May 31, 2008
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Mooby induces farts.
Dec 2, 2007
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Joe Dirt (2001)
Farley dead: Spade expired.
May 31, 2007
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Juno (2007)
Bateman wants to rock.
Jan 9, 2008
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Juno (2007)
Love at first Tic-Tac.
Jan 5, 2008
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Arm sprays blood fountain.
Feb 26, 2007
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Kingdom, The (2007)
Bateman almost gets axed.
Jan 9, 2008
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Knocked Up (2007)
Baby's crown: shaved Heigl.
Sep 23, 2007
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Knocked Up (2007)
Shrooms, chairs = bad trip.
Mar 10, 2008
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Ladrón Que Roba A Ladrón (2007)
'Ocean's Eleven', en Espanol.
Feb 1, 2008
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Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Nicholas's nipples hurt!!
May 8, 2007
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Layer Cake (2004)
XXXX retires after xMUxRDxERx.
Mar 11, 2007
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Legends Of The Fall (1994)
Brad holds heart.
Oct 4, 2007
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Lion King II: Simba's Pride, The (1998)
Romeo, Juliet as lions.
Jan 3, 2008
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Lion King, The (1994)
'Hamlet' in the jungle.
Jan 3, 2008
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Long Riders (1980)
Quaid goes crackers.
Jan 3, 2008
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Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Bad dog Tucci disconnected.
Jan 7, 2008
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Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Max, Rabbi, boss bagged.
Jan 7, 2008
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Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Horse's heart hurts Henry.
Jan 7, 2008
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Machinist, The (2004)
Bale bails out reality.
Jun 22, 2007
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Mallrats (1995)
Chocolate pretzels stink.
Sep 20, 2007
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Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Communist Manchuria controls men.
Nov 20, 2007
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Mariachi, El (1992)
Mistaken identity: Mexican imbroglio.
Jun 17, 2007
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