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Reviews by 'calmer'
Current status of
Movie deity (Gold)
with a total of
22025
reviews published to date.
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Stunt C*cks (2004)
Dong doubles dump loads.
May 24, 2010
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Moontan (2007)
Clown duo saves theater,
Jul 22, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Stunt C*cks (2004)
Bill, Earl hurl sperm.
Jan 6, 2014
Scored 6/5
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Day Night Day Night (2006)
Teen terrorist's target's NYC.
Aug 27, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Necroland (2016)
Answers found in Anders.
Jun 6, 2017
Scored 6/5
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Stunt C*cks (2004)
Considerate cocksmen come copiously.
Jan 6, 2014
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Convention (2009)
Schnack shots from 2008.
Nov 6, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Jackanory: The Curse Of Karrit Poor (2002)
Chinnery and descendants doomed.
May 13, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Stunt C*cks (2004)
Buddies cock their loads.
Jan 6, 2014
Scored 6/5
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Radio Free St. Louis: This Is Chuck Norman (2003)
WGNU is Chuck's stake.
Jan 30, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Bar(re)d performance.
Apr 19, 2019
Scored 5/5
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My Gun Is Quick (1957)
Clever dick tracks jewels.
Jul 1, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Radio Free St. Louis: This Is Chuck Norman (2003)
Norman stormin' AM radio.
Nov 16, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Ray (2004)
Black, blind and blessed.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Shankspeare.
May 28, 2009
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Kentucky tried theater.
May 20, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
The American Nightmare (2000)
Vietnam's atrocities inspire Savini.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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The American Nightmare (2000)
Films elicit Craven reactions.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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WXIII: Patlabor The Movie 3 (2002)
Monster's bioengineered from cancer.
Jan 30, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Pray Another Day (2003)
Christian spy shepherds Madonna.
Nov 11, 2018
Scored 5/5
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The American Nightmare (2000)
Crafters of creepiness convene.
Oct 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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WXIII: Patlabor The Movie 3 (2002)
Futuristic Tokyo's technological entanglement.
Jun 2, 2013
Scored 5/5
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City Island (2009)
Garcia guards inmates, aspirations.
Jun 7, 2011
Scored 5/5
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Last Pogo Jumps Again: A Biased & Incomplete History Of Toronto Punk Rock And New Wave Music Circa September 24 1976 To December 1 1978, The (2013)
Canuck punkumentary.
Oct 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Last Pogo Jumps Again: A Biased & Incomplete History Of Toronto Punk Rock And New Wave Music Circa September 24 1976 To December 1 1978, The (2013)
Last Pogo In Toronto.
Oct 26, 2010
Scored 5/5
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My Gun Is Quick (1957)
Quick dick chases ring.
Jul 1, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Snap (2008)
Ambivalent Petra ponders paths.
Feb 11, 2014
Scored 5/5
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Barfly (1987)
Rocky's brother pummels Rourke.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boom (2003)
Models manipulate Bombay baddies.
May 15, 2019
Scored 4/5
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Flying Scotsman, The (2006)
Obree overtakes his sanity.
Mar 2, 2019
Scored 4/5
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Gene Kelly: Anatomy Of A Dancer (2002)
Gene was not genial.
Jun 5, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Racing Stripes (2005)
Zebra is no ass.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Billy Bob bears it.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Barfly (1987)
Legendary Lush Angeles literatus.
Aug 9, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Lemmy (2002)
Lemmy entertain(s) you.
Jun 5, 2019
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Morris miraculously remolds misfits.
Mar 16, 2019
Scored 4/5
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Chicken Little (2005)
Bird bopped, befuddled below.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Married On A Monday (2017)
Wacky Jackie's wedding plans.
Dec 29, 2016
Scored 4/5
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Racing Stripes (2005)
David farts, Frankie darts.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Racing Stripes (2005)
Racehorses behave like asses.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Barfly (1987)
Bukowski's bellicose barroom brawler.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Barfly (1987)
Masochistic Mickey, sadistic Stallone.
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Barfly (1987)
Bukowski's boozing begets 'Barfly'.
Jun 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Racing Stripes (2005)
Coprophiliac flies are hilarious.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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'Tis The Season To Be Smurfy (1987)
Silent Night, Smurfy Night.
Nov 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Are We There Yet? (2005)
Nice Ice, babies.
Jan 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Constantine (2005)
Reeves portrays occult ubermensch.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Curious George (2006)
Primates shuffle evolutionary order.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Death Of Salvador Dali, The (2005)
Dali daubs Freud's psyche.
Nov 24, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Gentleman's Duel, A (2006)
Voluptuous woman inflames boobs.
Jun 11, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Constantine (2005)
Constantine's confounded, reviled, redeemed.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Constantine (2005)
Keanu versus Lucifer? Whoa!
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Constantine (2005)
Constantine is feeling Weisz.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gentleman's Duel, A (2006)
Melee over dame's d�colletage.
May 18, 2019
Scored 3/5
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Constantine (2005)
Keanu works hellish schedule.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Constantine (2005)
Constantine unravels Mephistophelean intrigue.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events (2004)
Scary Carrey fairy tale.
Jan 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Seres: Genesis (2008)
Owal Tec checks oddities.
Dec 3, 2013
Scored 2/5
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Thirst, The (2006)
Blood hooks recovering addicts.
May 25, 2019
Scored 2/5
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40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
All hands off dick.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Birds Do It (1966)
Soupy and Hunter blunder.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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The Wretched (2019)
Ben discovers neighbor's witch.
Mar 24, 2020
Scored 2/5
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Figment (2005)
Naperville ne'er-do-wells versus duo.
Jul 1, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Prick (2009)
Photos jar John's recall.
Jun 29, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Oldboy (2003)
Squid gobbler hammers heads.
Apr 28, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Oxygen (1999)
Masochistic cop gets cuffed.
Jun 16, 2012
Scored 1/5
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Little Big Top (2006)
Hometown rejuvenates aging clown.
Jan 23, 2014
Scored 1/5
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Pre-Active (2011)
Jouni can't tell Emily.
Mar 9, 2012
Scored 1/5
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#1 (2010)
Rungo receives odd pencil.
Oct 10, 2013
Scored 0/5
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Dreamship crew misses Uranus.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Promise (2006)
Tutor's word is bond.
Jun 30, 2014
Scored 0/5
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You're Next 3: Pajama Party Massacre (2007)
Unasked arrival's axe murderer.
Oct 26, 2012
Scored 0/5
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Gay heroes save Earth.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Madcap gay space farce.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Power (2008)
Ari's air drumming dreams.
Jun 5, 2019
Scored 0/5
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Adventures Of Power (2008)
Ari's air drumming aspirations.
Jul 1, 2014
Scored 0/5
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Bill, For Short (2008)
Kelly covers Grandpa's path.
May 29, 2019
Scored 0/5
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Bill, For Short (2008)
Walking about County Louth.
May 20, 2019
Scored 0/5
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The Perfect Candidate (2019)
Maryam breaks with tradition.
Mar 24, 2020
Scored 0/5
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(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
German camp without showers.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
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Adventures Of Power (2008)
Air drummer beats odds.
Apr 21, 2013
Scored 0/5
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Room (2005)
Psychic Cyndi seeks room.
Apr 4, 2014
Scored 0/5
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Finding end zone's rewarding.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Collegians paid like pros.
May 11, 2006
Unscored
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$pent (2000)
Max craves gambler's rush.
Sep 24, 2012
Unscored
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$pent (2000)
Max maxes out credibility.
Sep 9, 2012
Unscored
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'Burbs, The (1989)
Dante's hellish suburbia.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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'E' (1981)
Second letter supplants fifth.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
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'R Xmas (2001)
Bitter Ice-T ruins Christmas.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Dexter Gordon's eerie magnetism.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Gordon's tour de force.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Barlow lays Salem Lowe.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Santa shows vindictive side.
Jun 16, 2006
Unscored
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Webb weaves tangled romance.
Mar 16, 2010
Unscored
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Al gores horny judge.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored
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< Air (2008)
Bereaved Jackie's belly banished.
Aug 30, 2011
Unscored
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[REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014)
Angela awakens at sea.
Jul 23, 2018
Unscored
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0506HK (2007)
Quentin questions his origins.
Jun 24, 2012
Unscored
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1 Na 1 (2002)
Belgrade basketballer battles upward.
Oct 10, 2011
Unscored
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton plumbing gets inspection.
Feb 25, 2007
Unscored
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