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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
One G per TD.
May 11, 2006
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$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Brown's lucky number 13.
May 11, 2006
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'Foxy Grandpa' Shows Boys He Is A Magician (1902)
Cunning codger confuses kids.
Apr 5, 2005
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'Golden Prison': The Louvre, 'A' (1964)
Hunting lodge becomes icon.
Jun 13, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Career Day intimidates Dad.
Jun 16, 2006
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'R Xmas (2001)
Crack proceeds pay tuition.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
French fan revitalizes jazzman.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Dexter Gordon's eerie magnetism.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Round Midnight (1986)
Gordon's tour de force.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Salem's Lot (2004)
Barlow lays Salem Lowe.
Jun 16, 2006
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Santa shows vindictive side.
Jun 16, 2006
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Webb weaves tangled romance.
Mar 16, 2010
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Bugs flubs.
Jun 16, 2006
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...Maybe This Time (1981)
Fran can't keep man.
May 13, 2008
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...Yahaan (2005)
Romance amidst Kashmir's conflict.
Jun 13, 2012
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[Rec] (2007)
TV crew gets quarantined.
Oct 22, 2009
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06/05 (2004)
Dutch politician's fatal mis-Fortuyn.
May 21, 2008
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1 Love (2003)
The scoop on hoops.
Jun 17, 2013
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1 Love (2003)
Gast's documentary shows balls.
Dec 28, 2010
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Salomon wiltin' in Hilton.
Mar 29, 2007
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Heiress bares hairless mons.
Apr 1, 2007
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Goo's gobbled with biscuits.
Jul 23, 2006
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Buttery biscuit batter's beaten.
Jul 23, 2006
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1/20 (2010)
Barack to the future.
Mar 4, 2012
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10 Violent Women (1982)
'Ten Violently Heaving Cleavages'.
Feb 27, 2008
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10 Years (2011)
Long's Burn at reunion.
Nov 15, 2011
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10,000 B.C. (2008)
Omar Sharif's prehistoric narrator.
Apr 26, 2008
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10,000 B.C. (2008)
Evolet delights D'Leh.
Jul 25, 2012
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10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
Midnight Train To Georges.
Jun 19, 2006
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10,000 Black Men Named George (2002)
Barton opposes unions, blacks.
Jun 19, 2006
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10.5 (2004)
Temblor topples West Coast.
Oct 24, 2012
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100 Acres Of Hell (2017)
Buck braves Bro's Weekend.
Dec 2, 2017
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100 Girls (2000)
Matthew narrows down nookie.
Jul 24, 2008
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100 Yards (2017)
Illness humbles arrogant Flanery.
Oct 10, 2017
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1000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)
Daughter's slammed in slammer.
May 27, 2006
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1000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)
Dropped soap? Who cares!
May 30, 2006
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1000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)
Babe boffs behind bars.
May 30, 2006
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1000 Convicts And A Woman (1971)
Missionary in the penitentiary.
May 30, 2006
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1000 Cumshots (2003)
Cream, some Yung, K.
Apr 19, 2006
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11:55 (2016)
Home is Nelson's Trafalgar.
Mar 23, 2017
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12 Pound Balls (2017)
Emily guns for Gunnar.
Jun 6, 2017
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12 Rounds (2009)
Danny gets dukes up.
Apr 7, 2008
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12:01 PM (1990)
Kurtwood questions quantum physicist.
Jun 19, 2006
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13 (Tzameti) (2005)
Sebastien won't forget Roulette.
Mar 20, 2013
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13B: Fear Has A New Address (2009)
TV manifests Manohar's destiny.
Sep 8, 2011
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1408 (2007)
Cusack's paranormal gut check.
Jun 16, 2007
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1408 (2007)
Cusack confronts true terror.
Feb 25, 2019
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15.35: Spoor 1 (2003)
Schoolgirl's pushed into prominence.
Jun 6, 2013
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150 Milligrams (2016)
Brest doctor points finger.
Apr 17, 2017
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18th Electricity Plan, The (2006)
Curtin cycles below sea.
Jan 23, 2008
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1918 (1985)
Foote steps into WWI.
Mar 23, 2007
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2 Bobs, The (2009)
Bobs dicked by investors.
Jun 30, 2010
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2 Days In Paris (2007)
Marion's Parisian ex-boyfriends resurface.
Sep 23, 2007
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2 Naughty Schoolgirls (2007)
Matt's mistaken for pervert.
Sep 9, 2012
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2 Strangers And A Foosball (2007)
Prize is Julianne's heart.
Jun 24, 2012
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2:37 (2006)
6 teen dramas interwoven.
Mar 7, 2008
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20 Million Miles To Earth (1957)
Space, Hopper versus Ymir.
Apr 20, 2005
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2000 AD (2000)
Hong Kong Tong's troubles.
Nov 23, 2012
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Lunar artifact launches epic.
Apr 28, 2005
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2001 Maniacs (2005)
Englund opposes Yankees.
Aug 9, 2011
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2046 (2004)
Wong directs Gong, Dong.
Feb 27, 2008
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2046 (2004)
Lost loves change Chow.
Aug 30, 2012
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20th Century Women (2016)
Socal trio's Sixties sexing.
Dec 19, 2016
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Ice Cube makes Captain.
Jul 12, 2011
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24 Hours In London (2000)
Christian heads criminal enterprise.
Jun 30, 2014
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24 Hours To Live (2017)
Dying Hawke is pigeon.
Nov 30, 2017
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24 Weeks (2016)
Astrid's Down's Syndrome dilemma.
Jan 8, 2017
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28 Minute Epic (2015)
Porn clerks turn superhero.
Dec 29, 2016
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29th And Gay (2005)
Queer-spanic Sanchez searches.
Apr 19, 2006
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2B Or Not 2B (2005)
Caduff's Curt character study.
Sep 9, 2012
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2LDK (2003)
Roommates rivals for role.
May 10, 2013
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3 Crosses (2009)
Danny's death derails Jonnie.
Jul 26, 2012
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3 Dancing Slaves (2004)
Olivier's hot for Hicham.
Apr 25, 2011
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3 Feet Under: Digging Deep For The Geoduck (2003)
Jack's jaunts for clam.
Apr 18, 2013
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3 Idiotas (2017)
Trio tracks lost mate.
Jun 6, 2017
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3 Idiots (2009)
Duo dashes after Rancho.
Jun 24, 2011
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30 Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia (1968)
Street's strait.
Jan 10, 2008
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30 Miles (2004)
Hollywood agent befriends drifter.
Aug 9, 2013
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30 Years To Life (2001)
30-candle cake calamity.
Jun 20, 2006
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300 Spartans, The (1962)
Spartan image gets makeover.
May 15, 2007
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36 Steps (2006)
Bogliano blends bikinis, butchery.
Jan 24, 2011
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360 (2011)
Meirelles, Morgan meld romances.
Jul 12, 2011
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4 Little Girls (1997)
Heartless hate crime resurrected.
Sep 28, 2005
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4 Pictures (2010)
Kaitlin cherishes status quo.
Apr 5, 2011
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4 Pictures (2010)
Kaitlin inadvertently chronicles epiphany.
Feb 8, 2012
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4:30 (2005)
Jung's typically hungover.
Dec 6, 2012
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40 Bands 80 Minutes! (2006)
Carnage's 40-band skirmish.
May 13, 2008
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5 Sides Of A Coin (2003)
Hip-hop diaspora's 5 elements.
Feb 19, 2008
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50 Films To See Before You Die (2006)
50 Films & Funeral.
Apr 28, 2008
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50 First Dates (2004)
Roth reboots romance routinely.
Apr 17, 2008
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Documentaries designated ordinal rankings.
May 10, 2006
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50 Greatest Documentaries, The (2005)
Filmmakers select 'Nifty Fifty'.
May 10, 2006
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6 Bullets To Hell (2016)
Billy's back for blood.
Dec 16, 2017
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6 Degrees Of Desperation (2008)
Bacon backs up boast.
Sep 23, 2008
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7 Dwarves (2004)
Diminutive heroes hoodwink Hagen.
Jul 20, 2010
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78/52 (2017)
Peep inside Hitchcock's shower.
Mar 7, 2017
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7eventy 5ive (2007)
Killer targets Dreyskill Crew.
Nov 30, 2011
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8 Women (2002)
Eight potential femme fatales.
Jun 25, 2012
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800 Bullets (2002)
Carlos joins Juli�n's cowboys.
Nov 14, 2011
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88 Minutes (2007)
Call perturbs professor Pacino.
Sep 6, 2011
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