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Reviews by 'Airbolt'
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with a total of
1398
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Garden State (2004)
Portman is Pro Zach.
Mar 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Closer (2004)
Portman. Owen. Poles apart.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Run , Fresh Prince, Run!
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Spooks grab Willy.
Jan 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Three Kings (1999)
Gulf Western.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Three Kings (1999)
Marky Mark's looting bunch.
Dec 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Franka goes for Hollywood.
Aug 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Doesn't know he's Bourne.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(14)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Alice in Zombieland. Again.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Hostage (2005)
Sheriff (men)Tally unstable.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
$1000 A Touchdown (1939)
Touchdown! Grand!
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1 (2004)
Krauter Space.
Mar 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
*batteries not included (1987)
E.T phone Hume.
Mar 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
...Pour Un Maillot Jaune (1965)
French re-Cycle plot.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Heir in a G-String.
Mar 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Yung. Full of cum.
Nov 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Wayne's World of Spurt.
Nov 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
101 Rent Boys (2000)
101 himbos come clean.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
101 Rent Boys (2000)
101 Bum Notes.
Mar 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
1066 (2013)
Harold Loses - Eye Say!
May 30, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(5)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
Big top. Serkis.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
16 Blocks (2006)
Bruce shepherds endangered Def.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
16 Blocks (2006)
16 Blocks- no party!
Apr 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis Witness Protection.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
17 Again (2009)
Zac to School again.
Apr 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Sailors like Cox.
Dec 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(5)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1997)
Deep Cox.
Dec 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
2010: Moby Dick (2010)
Large computer generated Dick.
May 13, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
2012 (2009)
Disastrous Date Movie.
Nov 18, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
2046 (2004)
Leung like Marty McFry.
Mar 15, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
21 (2008)
Vegas teens are counts.
May 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Greeks wrestle with Persians
Mar 12, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
At long last, Lust!
Mar 4, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(4)
400 Blows, The (1959)
Truffaut's French Lesions
Aug 25, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(3)
51st State, The (2001)
Carlyle now in Liverpool.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
633 Squadron (1964)
RAF need Harrison Fjord.
Mar 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Works hard every day.
Jan 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(13)
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Going to fucking work.
Jan 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
9to5: Days In Porn (2008)
Fuck Work!
Jan 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(8)
A-Team, The (2010)
B.A,T.
Jun 19, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(4)
A-Team, The (2010)
Bradley, Armored Fighting Vehicle.
Oct 17, 2011
Unscored
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Jude Law, Robot Whore.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
About Time (2013)
Time to get girlfriend
Oct 12, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Daniel Dae Kim, Possibilities.
Mar 11, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Fate, Matt, Natty Hats.
Mar 26, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Admiral Dewey (1899)
Dewey's First Screen Outing.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Admiral Dewey And Mayor Van Wyck Going Down Riverside Drive (1899)
Admiral Dewey's shore thing.
Mar 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Admiral Dewey And Mayor Van Wyck Going Down Riverside Drive (1899)
Mayor gets all Dewey.
Mar 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Admiral Dewey At State House, Boston (1899)
Admiral admires Boston Ballyhoo.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Admiral Dewey Landing At Gibraltar (1899)
Dewey Goes Ape.
Jan 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Admiral Dewey Leading Land Parade (1899)
Dewey on the Riverside.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Admiral Dewey Passing Catholic Club Stand (1899)
USN passes RC.
Jul 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Admiral Dewey Receiving His Mail (1899)
Dear Dewey, ' Hello Sailor'.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Admiral Dewey's Ruff Seas.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Admiral Dewey's Dog, 'Bob' (1899)
Dewey disemBarks.
Mar 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Adventures Of Chinese Tarzan, The (1940)
Tarzan peking at Jane.
Jul 31, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)
Murphy in vacuum. Sucks.
Mar 24, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Dragged through the Bush.
Mar 25, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)
Scottish Haddock sounds fishy
Jun 26, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Aeon Flux (2005)
Charlize Flux it up.
Nov 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
After Earth (2013)
Fresh Prince commands Princeling
Jul 7, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Agent 38-24-36 (1964)
Bardot-0-7.
Mar 1, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
A Duff spy film.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Air Transportable Elevator Assembly And Operation (1963)
Lift Lifted.
Feb 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Air Transportable Elevator Assembly And Operation (1963)
Air Lift.
Feb 27, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Rider in Sax Film.
Aug 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alexander (2004)
Alexander's Blond Ambition.
Jan 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Alfie (1966)
Alf Life.
May 13, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Alien (1979)
The Giger Sanction
Apr 21, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Alien Autopsy (2006)
From Roswell to Newcastle.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Alphaville (1965)
French Sci-fi. Use Caution.
Feb 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey saw Suvari, rose.
Sep 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
American Hustle (2013)
Con Chief's Classic Combover.
Feb 11, 2014
Unscored
Vote
American Pie (1999)
Lay a cake.
Apr 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Amorous Milkman, The (1975)
Dors open for milkman.
Nov 2, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Analyse This (1999)
Bob, up and down.
Nov 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Anastasia (1956)
Tsar Trek - Next Generation?
Feb 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
I,Ron. Man.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Angel (1982)
Greek Navy try ream.
Aug 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Anger Management (2003)
The Boiling Water Boy.
Dec 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Animatrix, The (2003)
Keanu animated. At last!
Jul 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Gone in 30 seconds.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Another Demonstration Of The Cliff-Guibert Fire Hose Reel, Showing A Young Girl Coming From An Office, Detaching Hose, Running With It 60 Feet, And Playing A Stream, All Inside Of 30 Seconds (1900)
Girl grabs Hose...Gusher!
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Another Gay Movie (2006)
Virginity vanishes with poof.
Oct 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild (2008)
Reaming Chads in Florida.
Jul 5, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Anuvahood (2011)
Bozo in the Hood.
May 3, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Apocalypto (2006)
Jaguar in quick getaway.
Jan 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Aquamarine (2006)
Diet Splash.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Aquamarine (2006)
Mermaid assists club restoration.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Holiday on Ice (Cube).
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Arizona, The New State (1912)
A-Z of AZ.
Oct 12, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Armored (2009)
Guards try Brinksmanship.
Dec 16, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Arsenal Stadium Mystery, The (1940)
Murder involving Gunners.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Arsenal Stadium Mystery, The (1940)
Trojan limp then stiff.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Arsenal Stadium Mystery, The (1940)
Arsenal beat off Trojans.
Apr 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Arthur (1981)
Alcoholic, Eponymous.
Apr 24, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Arthur (2011)
Moore Alcoholic Re-Branding.
Apr 24, 2011
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Arthur And The Invisibles (2006)
Madonna's a little cutie.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
As Seen Through A Telescope (1900)
Grandad perves on Ankles.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
As You Like It (2006)
As Ken likes it.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
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