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Reviews by 'Airbolt'
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with a total of
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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Swordsman goes swish, swish.
Mar 23, 2009
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(11)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Swordsman feels a prick.
Feb 22, 2011
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(1)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
These Strippers are rotten!
Sep 29, 2008
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(13)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Zombies flash flesh.
Nov 2, 2008
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(7)
Zombie Cop (1991)
Cop looks grave.
Mar 14, 2006
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(3)
Zathura (2005)
Robbins's children given space.
Feb 17, 2006
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(7)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Banks worried about money.
Nov 7, 2008
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(11)
Young Victoria, The (2009)
The Joy of Saxe-Coburg.
Mar 21, 2009
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(13)
Yossi & Jagger (2002)
Israeli Call of Fruity.
Dec 25, 2011
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(5)
Yossi & Jagger (2002)
Don't Ask, Don't TelAviv.
Dec 25, 2011
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(6)
Yossi & Jagger (2002)
Israeli Privates explore privates.
Dec 25, 2011
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(5)
Yes Man (2008)
Carrey totally agreeable.
Dec 24, 2008
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(1)
Year Of Bondage, The (2001)
12 girls, much rope.
May 15, 2010
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(5)
Yard Of Frankfurters, A (1900)
'Sausage Dog' petrifies Pierrot.
Jan 19, 2007
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(1)
XXx (2002)
Bald. The President's Man.
Oct 4, 2004
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(11)
Xcalibur (2007)
Knights up all night.
Jul 3, 2008
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(6)
Xcalibur (2007)
Sir Lance a lot.
Jul 5, 2008
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(10)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Vinnie is Rock Hard.
Jun 3, 2006
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(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Xavier goes to pieces.
Jun 3, 2006
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(9)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Phoenix Rises, Cyclops falls.
Jun 3, 2006
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(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Wee Girl outwits Juggernaut.
Jun 3, 2006
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(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Iceman holds onto Pryde.
Jun 3, 2006
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(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Worthington's Bitter.
Jun 3, 2006
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(10)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Kitty stops moving Vin.
Jun 9, 2006
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(6)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Mutants have ( Austin ) Powers.
May 25, 2011
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(2)
X-Men (2000)
Hello Kitty ( Pryde ).
Apr 12, 2011
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(2)
X Files, The (1998)
Icy Fed People.
Dec 10, 2004
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(27)
Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
Pooch fights Ruff.
Apr 3, 2006
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(9)
Wrestling (1892)
V.W.F - Victorian Wrestling Federation.
Feb 18, 2006
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(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke. No Holds Barred.
Dec 1, 2008
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(9)
Wrecking Crew, The (1969)
Dean Martin gets Wrecked.
Apr 3, 2006
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(7)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Kiwi polishes off record.
Mar 8, 2006
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(1)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hannibal rides a Chopper.
Mar 4, 2006
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(1)
World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Kiwi goes flat out.
Mar 8, 2006
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(2)
World's End, The (2013)
Aliens v Pub Team
Aug 3, 2013
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World's End, The (2013)
Spacemen v pissed men
Aug 3, 2013
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World's Biggest Penis (2006)
Big Willy.
Sep 16, 2008
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(6)
World Tour Of Scotland (1994)
Billy's Hibernian Hi Jinks.
Jan 16, 2007
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(1)
World Of Buckminster Fuller, The (1974)
Bucky shows off balls.
Jul 2, 2006
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(1)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond meets Model Engineer.
Apr 12, 2011
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(4)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Woman Stiffed in Lift.
Nov 29, 2005
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(10)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Deliverance , the Next Generation.
Jan 30, 2005
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(12)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Pooh Party (1994)
Cake,Jelly,Pop...Pooh.
Mar 21, 2006
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(2)
Winnie The Pooh Playtime: Pooh Party (1994)
Too much Cake...Pooh.
Mar 21, 2006
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(3)
Wine Enema (1995)
Up bottoms!
Jun 30, 2008
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(18)
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany nets Dunst.
Sep 29, 2004
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(14)
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany gets lob on.
Nov 2, 2010
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Wild, The (2006)
Madagascar 'Re-Imagined'.
Apr 26, 2006
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(2)
Wild Wild West (1999)
SmithKline.
Apr 5, 2010
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(6)
Wild Hogs (2007)
The Mild Ones.
Jun 18, 2012
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(1)
Who Wants To Be An Erotic Billionaire? (2002)
Lifeline : Fist a friend.
Mar 7, 2008
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(7)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Car Tale is shocking.
Oct 20, 2006
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(7)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Auto Makers Charged.
Nov 1, 2009
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(10)
Who Killed The Electric Car? (2006)
Detroit uses shock tactics.
May 6, 2010
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(9)
White Heat (1949)
Cagney's Cody , Freudian Furnace.
Dec 22, 2006
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(5)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Clint kills ALL Nazis.
Dec 3, 2005
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(8)
Where Eagles Dare (1968)
Nazis go for Burton.
Dec 9, 2005
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(6)
When We Were Kings (1996)
Ali, for King, awesome.
Jun 20, 2010
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(6)
When That Yiddisher Band Played An Irish Tune (1926)
Jew's Harp.
Aug 25, 2008
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(6)
When Snooker Ruled The World (2002)
Everyone's addicted to pot.
Feb 22, 2010
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(7)
What A Cock (2004)
Dick speaks up.
Feb 16, 2006
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(2)
What A Cock (2004)
Weiner calling.
Mar 23, 2008
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(4)
What A Cock (2004)
Magic Johnson.
Apr 30, 2008
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(17)
Westworld (1973)
Magnificent 1.0.
Oct 22, 2009
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(6)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Wet Cage, Windy City.
Mar 15, 2006
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(2)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage under the Weather.
Mar 20, 2006
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(3)
Watchmen (2009)
Rorsach. Mister A.moral.
Aug 24, 2008
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(6)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Cruise quick, aliens sick.
Jul 8, 2005
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(1)
War Games (1983)
Matthew's WOPR impresses Ally.
Oct 1, 2004
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(9)
Wanted (2008)
McAvoy becomes a Bender.
Jan 21, 2009
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(3)
Wanted (2008)
Commuter gets bullet-trained.
Jun 18, 2009
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(12)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Hairless Wallace becomes hare.
Nov 4, 2005
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(1)
WALL-E (2008)
Short film gets compacter.
Jul 20, 2008
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(12)
WALL-E (2008)
Earth gets trashed.
Jul 19, 2008
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(9)
WALL-E (2008)
WasteWorld.
Aug 14, 2008
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(11)
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash in the jug.
Dec 18, 2005
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(1)
Waist Deep (2006)
O2 in atmospheric thriller.
Jun 28, 2006
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(2)
Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Frankie goes to Switzerland.
Feb 7, 2007
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(7)
Venus (2006)
Pensioner Phillips : pill popper.
Apr 30, 2007
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(3)
Vampires Suck (2010)
Laugh? No sucking fangs!
Dec 2, 2010
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(1)
Valkyrie (2008)
Top Hun.
Jan 12, 2009
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(23)
Valiant (2005)
Pigeon crap.
Apr 5, 2005
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(12)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Portman in Brit dystopia.
Jan 24, 2006
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(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Weaving spell over Portman.
Mar 21, 2006
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(3)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Natalie nearly gets Fingered.
Mar 27, 2006
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(8)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Kev's Keyser convinces copper.
Oct 29, 2004
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(2)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Seamen stain Navy's Honour.
Nov 23, 2005
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(8)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Doctoring Dock Dicks.
Mar 19, 2007
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(9)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Dock dick-doc doc.
Jul 3, 2007
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(7)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Gobs with dirty knobs.
Aug 19, 2009
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(5)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
Docs swab Gob's knobs
Mar 28, 2013
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(1)
Urine (1999)
Literally a slasher movie.
Dec 21, 2005
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(12)
Urine (1999)
A Wee Treat.
Dec 21, 2005
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(1)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Connery calls Elliot Nesssshh.
Dec 19, 2005
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(9)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Nitti breaks into car.
Sep 2, 2007
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(6)
Unleashed (2005)
Hoskins owns Jet fighter.
Nov 28, 2005
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(6)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Beckinsale in PVC. Again.
Feb 5, 2006
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(2)
Unaccompanied Minors (2006)
Airport undermined by Minors.
Jan 14, 2007
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(8)
Ultimate Avengers II (2006)
Avengers assemble! er, again.
May 7, 2008
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(3)
U2 3D (2007)
Bono has another Dimension.
Jul 9, 2008
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(2)
Page Range
Zorro, <---> U2 3D
U-571 <---> Superm
Superm <---> Sex At
Sex An <---> Pope's
Polloc <---> Mix-Up
Missio <---> Legend
Leathe <---> Into T
Interr <---> Green
Great <---> Fatty'
Fatal <---> Dirty
Dirty <---> Cocain
Clown <---> Bourne
Bourne <---> At War
Astro <---> $1000
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