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Reviews by 'E.L.F'
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40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Virgin MegaStored.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Aladdin (1992)
From Rugs to Riches.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(48)
Chicken Run (2000)
Poultry in motion.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(61)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken the wild side.
Jul 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
Huge rant against matrimony.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Soft paw corn.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbit gains elf-respect.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbit makes round trip.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Orcs' downfall elf-inflicted.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Stephenson: my boyfriends, Bach.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Rickman: Bach and forth.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Jamie finds way Bach.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930)
'Remarq'able story, Milestone directing.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Bambi (1942)
R.I P Mummy Deer rest(s).
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Bambi (1942)
Deerly Beloved.
Sep 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Bedazzled (1967)
Devil cooks up Reapercussions.
Oct 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Blow (2001)
Jung, gifted and Crack.
Sep 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Brief Encounter (1945)
Mist, tryst, resist, kissed!!
Aug 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Doors, The (1991)
Morrison becomes unhinged.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Doors, The (1991)
The Doors, unhinged.
Sep 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
My Favorite Wife (1940)
Bianca's not Dunne yet.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
My First Wife (1984)
Dissed Musicians' dis-harmonic discourse.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)
Disney's Pup Fiction.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Orlando. Leg o'er lass.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Splash (1984)
Boy meets gill.
Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(59)
The Great Raid (2005)
Goodbye, Yellow pricks, road.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Thousand Clowns, A (1965)
Non-conformist joins rat race.
Aug 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Victor becomes loser.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
American Pie (1999)
Stifler's mother goosed.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet Elliot.
Sep 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(21)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Cleaver, Darcy gain entry.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
BJ has Magic Moments.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Mad, Ernest, Helen Sharp.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
English Patient, The (1996)
Fiennes falls apart, literally.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Fever Pitch (1997)
Arsenal come Firthed.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Firm, The (1993)
FBI has Firm convictions.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
It Had To Be You (1947)
Four weddings, no funeral.
Sep 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Junior (1994)
Arnies' ejaculate conception.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Kate & Leopold (2001)
Leopold changes his spot(s).
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Transvestites get sole franchise.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Kinky Boots (2005)
Family firm, soled out.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Froys' Whitty, Googie Withers.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Froy Story.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Lady Vanishes, The (1938)
Journey 'Froy't with danger.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
A jab well done.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Matchmaker, The (1997)
Cupid stunt gets result.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Paulie (1998)
Ignacio 'always has Parrots'.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)
Haughty couture.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Russo's doubting Thomas.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman (1993)
She stoops to conquer.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Christine (1983)
Street car has desires.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Elf (2003)
Elf employed.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
It Had To Be You (2000)
Pre-wedding jilters.
Sep 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Pyrates (1991)
Passion makes sparks fly!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Pyrates (1991)
Couple have burning desires.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Godzilla becomes cannon fodder.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Godzilla becomes deerly departed.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Splash, Too (1988)
Different plaice, no sole.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Rom Com from Tom.
Sep 29, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Stiff and nonsense.
Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
5x2 (2004)
Ozon's layered reversed romance.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
Sly, move by Smithee.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman (1958)
She stoops to conquer
Jul 21, 2014
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Attack Of The Hungry Hungry Nipples (1997)
Murderous Mammaries, Tittilating tale.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Backstreet Dreams (1990)
Brooke Shields, autistic boy.
Sep 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Godzillas' deer death experience.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Beauty (2005)
Love triangle becomes 'wrecked-angle'.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Bed & Breakfast (1992)
Hotel guest Rogered, Moore.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Belleville Rendez-Vous (2003)
GrannieMation!!
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys swap 'chaps'.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
AngLee young men, connect.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Chance (2002)
Chance gets Amber Light.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Chance (2002)
Amber proceeds with caution.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1994)
Boyz 4 Men.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Derned if she did...
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Click (2006)
Sandler is Remotely excited.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Click (2006)
Sandler sees remote possibilities.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Click (2006)
Remote possibilities for improvement.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Click (2006)
Sandler's life remotely successful.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Cookout, The (2004)
Grills V Boils.
Oct 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Corpse Bride (2005)
I Do? Of Corpse!
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Country Bears, The (2002)
Animated bears Jam,Bor-eeeng.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Dangerous (1935)
Bette Davis, bette noir.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Double Dragon (1994)
Sartori et leg dance.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Elephants In A Tent (1902)
Elephants in a flap.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Is it in-u-it?
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Eskimos's frozen ass-sects.
Oct 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
ColdPlay, in Alaska.
Oct 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Numb and Number.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Sisters' doing it themselves.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Female self discovery flick.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Female Masturbation (1978)
The ultimate chick-flick?
Sep 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)
Fur richer, fur poorer.
Apr 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)
The 'him lick' manoeuvre.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Girl 6 (1996)
Randle has aural sex.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Grizzly Man (2005)
A Kodiak moment.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Happy Hooker, The (1975)
Xaviera: Quite a mouthful.
Oct 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Hiroshima Nagasaki August, 1945 (1970)
City, City, Bang Bang..
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Hobbit, The (1977)
The animated adventure Baggins.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Julius Fucik (1953)
KOLInsky's production of Czechs.
Oct 22, 2005
Unscored
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