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235	E.L.F (148)
236	Blackmoon (146)

Me, nice Elf, aye.

Reviews by 'E.L.F'

Current status of Movie guru with a total of 148 reviews published to date.

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Zit, The (2005)

Alex is spot on.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Zit, The (2005)

Tim suffers premature emission.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zit, The (2005)

Teens' anxiety boils over.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)

Amateur 'Zoologists' 0vercome, 0verwhelmed.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

You Are Not The Boss Of Me And Look Who Is Fucking Sorry Now (1997)

Allison's Beda'zzling, short, title.

Oct 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Winged Migration (2001)

Global Birds-eyed views.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Wild Parrots Of Telegraph Hill, The (2003)

Birds an' a wire.

Aug 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Weekend At Bernie's (1989)

Stiff and nonsense.

Sep 26, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)

Victor becomes loser.

Oct 25, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (13)

Underworld (2003)

Grevioux's bodily harm.

Sep 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Stephenson: my boyfriends, Bach.

Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (8)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Rickman: Bach and forth.

Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Truly Madly Deeply (1991)

Jamie finds way Bach.

Sep 27, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Thousand Clowns, A (1965)

Non-conformist joins rat race.

Aug 31, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)

Russo's doubting Thomas.

Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

The Great Raid (2005)

Goodbye, Yellow pricks, road.

Sep 12, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (11)

The Cutting Edge: The Magic Of Movie Editing (2004)

Pulped Diction.

Sep 27, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

That Thing You Do! (1996)

Rom Com from Tom.

Sep 29, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Splash, Too (1988)

Different plaice, no sole.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (17)

Splash (1984)

Boy meets gill.

Nov 6, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (59)

Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)

Godzilla becomes cannon fodder.

Sep 14, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)

Godzilla becomes deerly departed.

Sep 19, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (18)

Someone Like You... (2001)

Wolverine's behaviour is abominabull.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Silence Of The Hams, The (1994)

Dahmer and Greg(gio).

Jul 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Sex Lives Of Clowns (1994)

Comic Relief.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (36)

Roof Sex (2003)

Chairs' shen(h)annigan's upset gran.

Sep 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Rize (2005)

Dance replaces Gang warfare.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Rize (2005)

Dance 'rizes' above aggression.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Return Of The King, The (1980)

Tolkien and singing animation.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Remember The Titans (2000)

TITANs PAss racial test.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Reel Mix (1996)

Christ on a bike!

Sep 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Humpty cracks under pressure.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Egghead - not so bright.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)

Humpty: Sunny side up?

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Raising Flagg (2006)

Flagg's tone is cold.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Pyrates (1991)

Passion makes sparks fly!

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (9)

Pyrates (1991)

Couple have burning desires.

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (15)

Pr�t-�-Porter (1994)

Haughty couture.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)

Orlando. Leg o'er lass.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (14)

Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Sparrow ruffles more feathers.

Sep 2, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Pirates Of Penzance, The (1983)

Kline's Smooth Operetta.

Sep 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Pick Up The Mic (2005)

Hip-hop gets bum rap.

Oct 12, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Paulie (1998)

Ignacio 'always has Parrots'.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

P (2005)

Monster in Aaw.

Apr 12, 2006
Unscored

Vote (3)

One Third Of A Nation (1939)

Lumet in poverty illuminator.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

One Hundred And One Dalmatians (1961)

Disney's Pup Fiction.

Sep 26, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (23)

Night Of The Living Bread (1990)

Crumbs! Sliced and diced?

Sep 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Naked Lunch (1991)

Bum deal for beetles.

Oct 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)

Uma rejected, Lover affected.

Oct 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

My First Wife (1984)

Dissed Musicians' dis-harmonic discourse.

Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (9)

My Favorite Wife (1940)

Bianca's not Dunne yet.

Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Multiple Orgasm (1976)

Director's input evident.

Sep 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Mr. Willowby's Christmas Tree (1995)

Mice search for symmetree.

Aug 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Mme. Olga's Massage Parlor (1965)

Rites of massage movie.

Jul 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (13)

Mirror, The (2006)

Reflections, past, present, future.

Oct 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (7)

Million To Juan, A (1994)

Juan on 1(m) action.

Oct 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Michael (2011)

Wolfgang banged (up)

Mar 7, 2012
Unscored

Vote (2)

Meet The Feebles (1989)

Hippo, trigger, get depressed.

Nov 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Me And You And Everyone We Know (2005)

Driving Miss, Crazy.

Sep 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Matchmaker, The (1997)

Cupid stunt gets result.

Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

March Of The Penguins (2005)

Lucs' shy walkers.

Aug 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (32)

Man With The Smallest Penis In Existence And The Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him, The (2003)

Blown into proportion.

Jul 17, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

A jab well done.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (18)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Orcs' downfall elf-inflicted.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (24)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Hobbit makes round trip.

Aug 26, 2005
Scored 5/5

Vote (10)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Hobbit gains elf-respect.

Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (35)

Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)

Bakshi's animations continue Tolkien.

Nov 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (6)

Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)

Bakshi's Tolkien , drawing criticism.

Sep 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)

Bakshi draws on Tolkien.

Sep 21, 2005
Unscored

Vote (8)

Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)

Christ !Guilty as sin.

Sep 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Last Prostitute, The (1991)

The Last World Whore.

Jul 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (20)

Lady Vanishes, The (1938)

Froys' Whitty, Googie Withers.

Sep 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (6)

Lady Vanishes, The (1938)

Froy Story.

Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Lady Vanishes, The (1938)

Journey 'Froy't with danger.

Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (11)

Lady Refuses, The (1931)

Likes father, likes son.

Nov 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Lady And The Tramp (1955)

Soft paw corn.

Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (32)

Kinky Boots (2005)

Transvestites get sole franchise.

Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (15)

Kinky Boots (2005)

Family firm, soled out.

Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (13)

Kate & Leopold (2001)

Leopold changes his spot(s).

Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (14)

Karen Carpenter Story, The (1989)

KC, 'no sunshine' band.

Sep 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

Just Like Heaven (2005)

It's a wonderful afterlife.

Sep 29, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Junior (1994)

Arnies' ejaculate conception.

Nov 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (17)

Julius Fucik (1953)

KOLInsky's production of Czechs.

Oct 22, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

It Had To Be You (2000)

Pre-wedding jilters.

Sep 20, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (8)

It Had To Be You (1947)

Four weddings, no funeral.

Sep 21, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (9)

Hobbit, The (1977)

The animated adventure Baggins.

Sep 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (14)

Hiroshima Nagasaki August, 1945 (1970)

City, City, Bang Bang..

Sep 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (28)

Happy Hooker, The (1975)

Xaviera: Quite a mouthful.

Oct 1, 2005
Unscored

Vote (9)

Grizzly Man (2005)

A Kodiak moment.

Aug 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (33)

Girl 6 (1996)

Randle has aural sex.

Oct 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (12)

Gay Man's Guide To Safer Sex, The (1992)

The 'him lick' manoeuvre.

Sep 23, 2005
Unscored

Vote (19)

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait Of Diane Arbus (2006)

Fur richer, fur poorer.

Apr 11, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)

Huge rant against matrimony.

Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (22)

Firm, The (1993)

FBI has Firm convictions.

Sep 5, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (16)

Fever Pitch (1997)

Arsenal come Firthed.

Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (19)

Female Masturbation (1978)

Sisters' doing it themselves.

Sep 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (22)

Female Masturbation (1978)

Female self discovery flick.

Sep 9, 2005
Unscored

Vote (11)

Female Masturbation (1978)

The ultimate chick-flick?

Sep 11, 2005
Unscored

Vote (32)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

Is it in-u-it?

Oct 14, 2005
Unscored

Vote (18)

Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)

Eskimos's frozen ass-sects.

Oct 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (10)

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