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Reviews by 'Conan The Westy'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4602
reviews published to date.
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Avatar (2009)
Worthington gets alien tail.
Dec 17, 2009
Scored 6/5
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(7)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Nun displays tough love.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Duck Amuck (1953)
Animator Bugs Daffy Duck.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Excalibur (1981)
Merlin provides comic touch.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Excalibur (1981)
Arthur meets Wagner.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Excalibur (1981)
Watery tart dispenses sword.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Clownfish searches for son.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Monster swims through credits.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Shark falls off wagon.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Turtles don't require air??
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Slapstick in Kalahari. Hilarious.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Too many Tu-Tu-Tutsis goodbye.
May 13, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
African Killing Fields.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Rwanda ruined, UN useless.
Jun 3, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Inception (2010)
Dream within dream within...
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 6/5
Vote
Killing Fields, The (1984)
Cambodia's horrific recent history.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Fantasy classic's masterful adaptation.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
McKellen's Gandalf the Gay.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(12)
Mission, The (1986)
Pope abandons native converts.
Aug 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Mission, The (1986)
Crucified priest descends waterfall.
Aug 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Animator snuffs. Monster disappears.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Swallows import coconuts. African??
Nov 1, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Guerillas 'n' the myth.
Jul 5, 2007
Scored 6/5
Vote
(28)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Drunken Spaniard seeks revenge.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Grandpa entertains sick boy.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Rabbit Of Seville (1950)
Bugs', Elmer's shotgun wedding.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Cyborg stalker terrorises woman.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Hilarious, misogynistic, clueless lyrics.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Cucumber triggers security scare.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Pre-Civil Rights legal masterpiece.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Lynching circumvents appeal process.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Kobayashi's really a mug.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(31)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Anti-Pesto battles flop-eared lycanthrope.
Apr 2, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace enjoys cheese, veg.
Oct 30, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Gromit displays his marrow.
Sep 19, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(6)
What's Opera, Doc? (1957)
Cross-dressing bugs seduces Fudd.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
48 Hrs. (1982)
Murphy, Nolte reluctantly teamed.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Accused, The (1988)
Woman raped in bar-room.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Accused, The (1988)
Rape as spectator sport.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Adaptation. (2002)
Self-loathing screenwriter's movie self-insertion.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Adventures Of Milo And Otis, The (1986)
Dog, cat buddy movie.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Pedophile pilot shows cockpit.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Airplane! (1980)
Nielsen's new career direction.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Aladdin (1992)
Hyperactive genie assists urchin.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Jasmine's waist impossibly tiny.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Alien (1979)
Severe heartburn kills crew.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien (1979)
Space screams still audible.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Alien (1979)
The Talented Ms. Ripley.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(86)
All The President's Men (1976)
Lying President = Burning trousers.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Crowe's mum very understanding.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Male virgin gets deflowered.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American History X (1998)
Fascist skinhead sees light.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
American In Paris, An (1951)
Kelly, Caron dance spectacular.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American President, The (1995)
Disbelieving florist misses commission.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
American President, The (1995)
President Bartlett is C.O.S.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Anastasia (1956)
Girl considered roamin'-off.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Avengers, The (2012)
Avengers avert alien assault.
Apr 26, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Avengers, The (2012)
Avengers squabble, gel, defend.
Apr 26, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Mogul's milk, women... paranoia.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Aviator, The (2004)
Urine, the movies.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Aviator, The (2004)
Leo flies titanic plane.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Awakenings (1990)
Naptime, hi doc, naptime.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Perfect timing with lightning.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn crushed by defeat.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Red Fawn.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Baraka (1992)
Magnificent images, minimal narration.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker finds acidity amusing.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Clooney concluded; Bales begins.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batmobile goes SUV.
Jul 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Batman Begins (2005)
Ken: W(at)anabe Al Ghul.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Crowe's resume adds insanity.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle overlooks gruff exterior.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Diaz keener on Keener.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich paid for self-role.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Mind trip to turnpike.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston historically forgoes firearms.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Neurotic mother assumes lesbianism.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Best In Show (2000)
Pretentious Posey's pooch perplexed.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Walter Mitty contemplates here-after.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Single ski race victory.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Caucasian found in trash.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Big Steal, The (1990)
Bisley's ultimate shonky salesman.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Black Robe (1991)
Missionaries experience culture clash.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford's blow-up doll fantasy.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Cowboys perform Negro Spirituals.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Man and horse hanged.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Beanz meanz cowboyz fartz.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Blind Side, The (2009)
Ferdinand the Bullock.
Mar 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Villagers get R.U.F. treatment.
Jan 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Blood Diamond (2006)
Leo dies, bloody diamonds.
Jan 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Divine mission = prison term.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Car makes it, dies.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Nazi underling professes love.
May 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
US gun culture examined.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Michigan: where loonies originate??
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Breaker Morant (1980)
Kill Boers? Woodward would!
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Brother (1999)
Asthmatic brother wears eyepatch.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Geeky ant saves day.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Chachi's bullets = custard pies.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Outlaws receive Latino justice.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
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