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Reviews by 'Conan The Westy'
Current status of
Movie deity (Bronze)
with a total of
4602
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Zyzzyx Rd. (2006)
Leo meets grill. Oh.
Feb 25, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Zyzzyx Rd. (2006)
Homicidal paranoid inveigles Heigl.
Feb 25, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Zulu Dawn (1979)
Savages savage superior soldiers.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Zulu (1964)
Zulu warriors meet resistance.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zorro's blade's somewhat limp.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Zorba The Greek (1964)
Blokes dance on beach.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(11)
Zoolander (2001)
Himbos save Malaysian leader.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Supermodel gives himself wedgie.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Zodiac (2007)
Serial killer's Fincher's focus.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Zero Effect (1998)
Pullman's dick discovers Dickins.
Mar 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Zathura (2005)
Jumanji goes astral.
Mar 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zapped! (1982)
Shock Scott, stupify audience.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Yu-Gi-Oh! (2004)
Anime on the cards.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Yours, Mine And Ours (1968)
Lucille's Fonda Henry's Balls.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Your Highness (2011)
Loser takes on Leezar.
Sep 24, 2011
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Youngblood (1986)
WWE on ice skates.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
Know-all student battles nemesis.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Ronin outlaws seek revenge.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Young Guns (1988)
Brat Pack spurred on.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Young Einstein (1988)
Einstein apparently a tas-maniac.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Urology's apple juice confusion.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
You've Got Mail (1998)
On-line romantics, real-life rivals.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond flies egg beater.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond favourite ride... Suzuki.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
You Can't Stop The Murders (2003)
Killer targets 'Village People'.
May 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
You Can't Stop The Murders (2003)
Victims arranged YMCA fashion.
Dec 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Yes Man (2008)
Carrey makes positive changes.
Oct 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Yes Man (2008)
Toothless Tillie's fellatio favours.
Jan 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yentl (1983)
Streisand skipped circumcision ceremony.
Sep 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Yellowbeard (1983)
Mildly amusing stereotypical pirates.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Overlong animated music video.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Yearling, The (1946)
Bambi with a bullet.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Year One (2009)
Year, IQs both one.
Jun 21, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Year Of The Gun (1991)
Journalist upsets Red Brigade.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Year Of The Dragon (1985)
O'Rourke's trouble in Chinatown.
Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Gender swap wins Oscar.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Year My Voice Broke, The (1987)
Geeky kid hits puberty.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Yankee Zulu (1993)
'Die Hard' with lotto.
Jul 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
XXX agents obviously interchangable.
Aug 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
XXx (2002)
Sequels: YYY and ZZZ.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(60)
Xanadu (1980)
Great songs; scary fashions.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Xanadu (1980)
Electric Light Olivia.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(10)
X2 (2003)
Pyro joins Dark Side.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
X2 (2003)
Lady Deathstrike denied rehabilitation.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
X2 (2003)
Cerebro causes massive headaches.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
X2 (2003)
Jean Grey, washed away.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Kelsey Grammer, Action Hero!
May 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Hank McCoy needles Magneto.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Raven loses her Mystique.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jean lives, dies again.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Access to Alcatraz upgraded.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jean Grey experiences PMS.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Jean Grey exfoliates Wolverine.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(10)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Rogue reverts to Marie.
May 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men: First Class (2011)
Beast's 'cure' becomes curse.
Aug 6, 2011
Scored 4/5
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Logan pre-adamantium.
Jun 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
X-Men (2000)
Aussie Wolverine kicks butt.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
X-Men (2000)
Subconsciously Logan buries past.
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men (2000)
Cyclops: fire and eyes.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Tombstone's corral still OK.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Moor tragic obsessive love.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Retired Rourke requests redemption.
Jan 6, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Rourke's heart stopping performance.
May 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Felix fixes Calhoun's heart.
Jan 29, 2013
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wrath Of The Titans (2012)
Perseus gets even worseus.
Apr 12, 2012
Scored 2/5
Vote
Wraith, The (1986)
Jake gains ghostly Sheen.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Worth Winning (1989)
Harmon is the prize.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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World's Fastest Indian, The (2005)
Hopkins holds land-speed record.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
World Safari II (1986)
Alby Mangels car, Judy.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
World Safari I (1981)
Alby Mangels his documentary.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
World Of Suzie Wong, The (1960)
Holden gets Wong girl.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Denise unconvincing nuclear scientist.
Jul 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Llewelyn's Q, now R.S.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Working Girl (1988)
Bimbo shows her talents.
Aug 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Can Bacon's paedophile reform?
Oct 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wondrous Oblivion (2003)
Cricket bonds Jew, Jamaicans.
Sep 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Author Douglas smokes dream.
May 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Woman On Top (2000)
Motion-sick woman gets spicy.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
LeBrock recreates Monroe's grate.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wolf Creek (2005)
Jarratt's a hitchhiker's nightmare.
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wolf (1994)
Nicholson, hairline makes advances.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Wog Boy, The (2000)
Bludger unmasked on TV.
Sep 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wog Boy, The (2000)
Zorba Dundee combats stereotyping.
May 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Wizards (1977)
Pre-Rings Bakshi's Fascist fantasy.
Dec 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wizard Of Speed And Time, The (1989)
Jittlov's one-man FX show.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Falling house squashes hag.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Witch abhors personal hygiene.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Gale caught by tornado.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Wiz, The (1978)
Oz for coloured folk.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Witness (1985)
Fake Amish reduces tourism.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Burt is slickers' Deliverance.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Slickers hunted by backweedsmen.
Dec 31, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Phone survives digestive tract.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Without A Clue (1988)
Watson guides stupid Sherlock.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Withnail & I (1987)
Full Monty causes panic.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Witches, The (1990)
Little mouse thwarts hags.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
The devil's fat / balding??
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Winslow Boy, The (1999)
Honest son's integrity questioned.
Sep 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Winning London (2001)
'Clueless' in London.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Winnie The Pooh: Springtime With Roo (2004)
Pooh's Easter Christmas Carol.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Page Range
Zyzzyx <---> Winnie
Winnie <---> Welcom
Welcom <---> Veggie
Veggie <---> Truth
Truth <---> Tiger
THX 11 <---> Tarzan
Tarzan <---> Street
Strang <---> Spirit
Spirit <---> Sleepy
Sleepy <---> Shippi
Shinin <---> Scary
Scary <---> Rocky
Rocky <---> Ratato
Rat Ra <---> Pretty
Pretty <---> Pitch
Pitch <---> Paper,
Paper <---> Ocean'
Ocean' <---> Naked
Naked <---> Mosqui
Mortal <---> Men At
Memphi <---> Man Fr
Man Fr <---> Longes
Longes <---> Lean O
League <---> King A
King A <---> Jewel
Jet La <---> In The
In The <---> Hot Sh
Hot Pu <---> Hellbo
Helen <---> Gus Vi
Guru, <---> Gods M
Gods M <---> Friday
Friday <---> Final
Fight <---> Escape
Escape <---> Dr. T
Dr. St <---> Desper
Desper <---> Curly
Curiou <---> Conan
Con Ai <---> Childr
Chicke <---> Cable
Cabare <---> Boy Wh
Boy In <---> Bird O
Bionic <---> Batman
Batman <---> Asteri
Asteri <---> Americ
Americ <---> Adam A
Action <---> 'Salem
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