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Reviews by 'spoon'
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with a total of
45
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Aliens (1986)
Alien eggs cause indigestion.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Army Of Darkness (1992)
Comic horror, timeless.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milky boys go singing.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Runner gets ass shot.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Retard likes Apple.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Robbery crossed with Buffy.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando's got no voice!
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Cancer is edible, apparently.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Cow goes all 'matrixey'.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Python poses as Jesus.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Aloha! Super surfin' alien.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Jedi ruins 'Blind Date'.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Salmon mousse kills Pythons.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Memento (2000)
Unhealthy mind causes tattoos.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Lumberjack loved by America!
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Scarface (1983)
Coked-up cockroach Cuban.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Schindler's List (1993)
Red dress, tough viewing.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack Nicholson axe well.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Shrek (2001)
Ogre get's some ass.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator with Patch V2.0.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Mechanical man gets mangled.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
McGregor's potty trained.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Wall creates Keyser Soze.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Gepetto finds Radio Shack.
Jun 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Old sketches join together.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Attack of bipedal KIT's.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Scary cameraman goes camping.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cookie's Fortune (1999)
Suicidal cookie, neurotic niece.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Llama grooves with Goodman.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Phenomenon (1996)
Cancer causes genius.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Predator (1987)
Dirty Arnie decives alien.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Predator 2 (1990)
Human season for aliens.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Chekov bugs out.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Backup before Data loss!
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Bad trip.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Antz (1998)
Insect-nifficant.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Birds, The (1963)
Feathered fiends frighten friends.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Ants. But in technicolour.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
CGI, hold the plot.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Lion King, The (1994)
Lion gets domain back.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
USS Enterprise owners: Greenpeace.
May 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
God's a director? Right...
May 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut-up hills!
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(45)
Titanic (1997)
Leonardo DiCaprio goes down.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Teeth (2007)
Scariest birth control ever.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
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