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Reviews by 'spoon'
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with a total of
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Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Wall creates Keyser Soze.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
God's a director? Right...
May 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Trainspotting (1996)
McGregor's potty trained.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
Leonardo DiCaprio goes down.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Mechanical man gets mangled.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator with Patch V2.0.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Teeth (2007)
Scariest birth control ever.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Backup before Data loss!
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
USS Enterprise owners: Greenpeace.
May 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Chekov bugs out.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Shut-up hills!
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(45)
Shrek (2001)
Ogre get's some ass.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack Nicholson axe well.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Schindler's List (1993)
Red dress, tough viewing.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Scarface (1983)
Coked-up cockroach Cuban.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Human season for aliens.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Predator (1987)
Dirty Arnie decives alien.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Phenomenon (1996)
Cancer causes genius.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Lumberjack loved by America!
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Memento (2000)
Unhealthy mind causes tattoos.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Salmon mousse kills Pythons.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Jedi ruins 'Blind Date'.
Sep 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Lion gets domain back.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Aloha! Super surfin' alien.
May 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Python poses as Jesus.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Cow goes all 'matrixey'.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Green Mile, The (1999)
Cancer is edible, apparently.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando's got no voice!
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Robbery crossed with Buffy.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Runner gets ass shot.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Retard likes Apple.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
CGI, hold the plot.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Llama grooves with Goodman.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cookie's Fortune (1999)
Suicidal cookie, neurotic niece.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milky boys go singing.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Ants. But in technicolour.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Scary cameraman goes camping.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Birds, The (1963)
Feathered fiends frighten friends.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Battlestar Galactica (1978)
Attack of bipedal KIT's.
May 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Comic horror, timeless.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Antz (1998)
Insect-nifficant.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Old sketches join together.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Aliens (1986)
Alien eggs cause indigestion.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Gepetto finds Radio Shack.
Jun 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Bad trip.
May 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(8)
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