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Reviews by 'Alan Smithee'
Current status of
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with a total of
3165
reviews published to date.
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$1,000 Reward (1913)
A Grand Adventure.
Mar 23, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
$1,000 Reward (1923)
Big Boy seeks grand.
Jun 14, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
$pent (2000)
London's burning (through dough).
Jun 14, 2010
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$quid: The Movie (1993)
Brisbane River squid terrorises.
Jun 14, 2010
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Ánimas Trujano (El Hombre Importante) (1962)
Animated �nimas courts enemies.
Jun 14, 2010
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(1)
'38 (1987)
Austrians return to realm.
Sep 21, 2010
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'D' (2005)
Deshu witnesses Mumbai murder.
Sep 20, 2010
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'Neath Austral Skies (1913)
Antipodean heavens slept beneath.
Jul 15, 2010
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'Round Midnight (1986)
The joy of sax.
Apr 23, 2006
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(1)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Princess Playa Organa.
Aug 20, 2006
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(2)
'Star Wars': A Musical Journey (2005)
Ballad o' Calrissian.
Sep 17, 2009
Unscored
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(2)
(A)Torsion (2003)
Singers help twisted calf.
Jul 16, 2010
Unscored
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(Blooper) Bunny! (1991)
Oops! Harvey's Visible!
Apr 19, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
(Past Present Future) Imperfect (2004)
Devonian student's dusky surprise.
May 26, 2011
Unscored
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(Untitled) (2009)
Arty Goldberg.
Oct 1, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
**** (1967)
How's ending? Check tomorrow.
Apr 19, 2011
Unscored
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...And Justice For All (1979)
American justice scathingly indicted.
May 15, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
...And Justice For All (1979)
Lawyer Al judges Judge.
May 15, 2004
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...Life Happens (2005)
Black returns to Winnipeg.
Jul 15, 2010
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...Yahaan (2005)
Kashmir proves smothering.
Jul 15, 2010
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.45 (2006)
Kat rates Al's junk.
Jun 25, 2010
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(2)
.com For Murder (2002)
Type Misty for me.
Jul 15, 2010
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(3)
? (2005)
Nancy really blows up.
Apr 19, 2011
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? (2008)
Turning 40, fading Furst.
Sep 20, 2010
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? (2008)
Tilbury lives experimentally.
Sep 20, 2010
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?! (2002)
Assassin Moshe meets match.
Sep 20, 2010
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@#*! (2009)
Sort-of superhero steals files.
Sep 20, 2010
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�Three Amigos! (1986)
Fake vaqueros, real banditos.
Feb 9, 2003
Unscored
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(4)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Actors realise banditos serious.
Dec 20, 2003
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Invisible cowboy tragically slain.
Feb 8, 2006
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00:05'01 (2008)
Surface time-limit rankles girl.
Jun 14, 2010
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007 In Egypt (2006)
T007enkamen.
Jun 26, 2008
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(5)
0506HK (2007)
Lee's Hong Kong return.
Jul 16, 2010
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1 Night In Paris (2004)
Down Salomon. Up Paris.
Feb 11, 2005
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(2)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Jizz and biscuits.
Aug 14, 2005
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(16)
1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Co-stars make, eat gravy.
Aug 14, 2005
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Biscuits get jizzed up.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
1-800-LOVE (2010)
Suicidal woman misdials successfully.
Jul 16, 2010
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10 Bullets (2007)
Morgan's slugs rule evenings.
Jul 15, 2010
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10 Promises To My Dog (2008)
Socks shrinks.
Jul 15, 2010
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10 Rillington Place (1971)
Necrophile Attenborough busts neighbour.
Apr 15, 2004
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(1)
10 Rillington Place (1971)
Christie likes them cold.
Sep 11, 2006
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(2)
100 Feet (2008)
Abuse haunts house arrestee.
Jul 16, 2010
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100 Rifles (1969)
Yaqui Joe: gun, runner.
May 15, 2004
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(1)
1000 Cumshots (2003)
Tits and spurts.
Jun 26, 2007
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(6)
1000 Rosen (1994)
Boerman's rose millennium.
Jun 14, 2010
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1000 Voices (2009)
Asylum seekers recorded, animated.
Jun 14, 2010
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Puppy farmers breed Perdita.
May 31, 2006
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
Puppies envisioned: stylish coat.
May 30, 2006
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1066: And All That (1939)
'103 good things' filmed.
Aug 24, 2005
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11 Harrowhouse (1974)
Blackmailed merchant heists diamonds.
May 15, 2004
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12:08 East Of Bucharest (2006)
Not-so sweet Bucharest sixteen.
Jul 16, 2010
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(1)
12:35 (2002)
Varying angles texture 12.35.
Jul 15, 2010
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13 (2010)
Assumed identity proves difficult.
Jul 15, 2010
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13 (Tzameti) (2005)
S�bastien pursues unknown's instructions.
May 5, 2006
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(1)
13 (Tzameti) (2005)
Sebastian's ill-conceived direction pursuit.
May 5, 2006
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13 Frightened Girls! (1963)
Diplomat's daughter encounters murder.
Jun 14, 2010
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13th Grade (2005)
Extended school causes furore.
Jun 17, 2010
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(1)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Spanish Arab's Beowulf bollocks.
May 15, 2004
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14 Up Born In The USSR (1998)
Tykes turn четырна.
Jul 15, 2010
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(2)
14-18 (1965)
It's over, over there?
Jul 16, 2010
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(1)
140 Days Under The World (1964)
New Zealander underworld short.
Jul 16, 2010
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1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)
Spanish Frenchman goes exploring.
Apr 11, 2004
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(4)
16 Blocks (2006)
Def Hard (to transport).
May 19, 2006
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16 Blocks (2006)
Willis's witness: mean streets.
Jul 10, 2006
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(1)
16 To Life (2009)
Virginity's Hirsh on Hallee.
Jul 16, 2010
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16w (2004)
Dino's proves colorful bar.
Jul 16, 2010
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1776 (1972)
Forefathers frolic and debate.
Jul 5, 2004
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(3)
18 (2009)
18? Pull the plug!
Jul 16, 2010
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18 Again! (1988)
Burns impersonation swiftly tiresome.
Mar 22, 2004
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180 (2005)
Reconditioned slob becomes SNAG.
Jul 16, 2010
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180� (2010)
Salvator relies on Gasparotti.
Jul 16, 2010
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19 Miles To Vegas (2005)
Local musos hit Vegas.
Jul 16, 2010
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1937 (2008)
Sophie seeks immortality.
Jul 16, 2010
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(1)
1999 (1998)
Y2K party turns epic.
Jul 15, 2010
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19th April (1994)
April Unishe-fies Bengalis.
Jul 24, 2010
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20 Dates (1998)
Man films luckless dates.
Aug 19, 2004
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20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1973)
Cartoonish submariner battles octopus.
Jul 3, 2006
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20,000 Missing Persons (1974)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMissing.
Sep 21, 2010
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(2)
200 Cigarettes (1999)
Plimpton fears deserted midnight.
Apr 13, 2004
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200 Motels (1971)
Zappa, friends' road tribulations.
May 5, 2004
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Paranoid computer terminates astronauts.
May 7, 2003
Unscored
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(5)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Dave should've installed firewall.
Jan 4, 2004
Unscored
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(28)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL-IBM parallel palpable.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
2010 (1984)
Disappeared Dave's monolith discovered.
May 15, 2004
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2012 (2009)
Woody destroyed by eruption.
Nov 26, 2009
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(3)
2084 (2009)
Orwell plus century: viral.
Oct 11, 2011
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21 Jump Street (2012)
Hill Jumps, undercover school.
Jun 17, 2010
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23 (1998)
Hanover hacker hits high.
Jun 21, 2010
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(3)
23 Hours (2000)
24th hour goes missing.
Jun 23, 2010
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(3)
23 Paces To Baker Street (1956)
Eyeless Hannon rescues tacker.
Jun 21, 2010
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23 Skidoo (1965)
Urban wasteland.
Aug 8, 2010
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(1)
23, Rue De Martyrs (1998)
Perez's animated Parisian address.
Jun 21, 2010
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23/69: Underground Explosion (1969)
Festival tours Teutons.
Aug 7, 2010
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23rd March 1931: Shaheed (2002)
Bhagat's gat revenge reason.
Jun 21, 2010
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23rd Psalm, The (2007)
Detective's killed hooker visions.
Jun 23, 2010
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24 7: Twenty Four Seven (1997)
Hoskins's hoodlums: prefer pugilism.
May 15, 2004
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(1)
24 Hour Party People (2002)
Punk raves into nineties.
Jun 19, 2003
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(2)
24 Hours In London (2000)
Olsen's actions: extremely UnChristian.
Aug 8, 2010
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27 Missing Kisses (2000)
Girl seduces paternal pair.
Aug 19, 2004
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