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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
160 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Doubting Jesus still hangs.
MelissaS 
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Irreverant God and gangsters.
jinx 
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Keitel makes likeable Judas.
tpoh 
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Dafoe's wimpy, whiny Savior.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus harbors libidinous impulses.
Please Kill Me Now 
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O Jesus, O, O.
bennyr81 
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The Christ's REAL passion.
The Artist Form... 
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Christ craves sexual healing.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Penultimate temptation of Christ.
serge d.head 
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Christ naughty, marries hottie.
applesomething 
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Dafoe rips out heart.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Judas quite nice really.
hiplingo 
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Jesus, just a man.
Jonny the Welsh 
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Starman crucifies green goblin.
bubbahotep 
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Gospel according to Scorsese.
Rovark 
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Jesus changes mind, twice.
reffbo 
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Christ on a bike.
WickerMan77 
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Jesus: Star-crossed lover.
arocketman 
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Christ contemplates Hershey pathway.
dgbenner 
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God has wet dream.
dgbenner 
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Jesus makes Jesus Jr.
dgbenner 
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Dafoe, an ugly Jesus!
Phillip Seemore... 
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Jesus surrounded by drums.
Sludge 
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Jesus Loves Hershey's Kisses.
Basselope 
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Jesus becomes holy father.
Wilson Flanges 
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The Last Schtupper.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus Bones.
Sludge 
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Christ is risen.
calmer 
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Christ on the crotch.
calmer 
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Jesus nails without hammer.
calmer 
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The M-ass-iah.
calmer 
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Saul murders resurrected Lazarus.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Scorsese retells greatest story.
Stalean 
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Struggling savior's sexuality stirs.
dgbenner 
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JC dying for shag.
Yenser 
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Jesus' greatest temptation: normalcy.
Larry ~=>`? 
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Horny on the cross.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Pontius Pilate, rock star!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Divinity exchanged for sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus temporarily abdicates divinity.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Withnails and Babs.
Beanmimo 
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Conflicted Christ considers cooch.
dgbenner 
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Scorsese's celluloid DaVinci Code.
kolo 
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Most moving religious spectacle.
Stone Junction 
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Glory hole-lelujah!
calmer 
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Jesus drives Hershey highway.
Basselope 
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Jesus desires a Hershey.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Keitel's Judas: from Brooklyn?
redPen 
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Jesus, I've betrayed youse.
Sludge 
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Jesus gets double crossed.
soda 
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Jesus at peep show.
thefoxboy 
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God's son's sons.
bife 
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Jesus Christ; Galilean gigolo.
lord of shabba 
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Screen's first uncircumcised Messiah.
Joe Blevins 
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Jesus rejects manhood.
MguyX 
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Judas with Brooklyn accent!
veloc 
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Fucking Son of Man.
Canklefish 
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There's Something About Mary.
slug 
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Dei-sensationalized 'Passion of Christ'.
prufrocker 
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What won't Jesus do?
Gentleman Ghost 
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Jesus gives up chastity.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus Christ! Willem Dafoe?
rand 
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Bowie's Pilate doesn't fly.
shadowman 
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The Wad of God.
toonbug 
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Mary wants small prophets.
bennyr81 
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Good fun. Predictable ending.
Victim 
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Holy family way.
Scona 
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Father, Son, Holy Poke.
Yukon 
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Holy fuck!
Yukon 
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Passion of the Christ.
Yukon 
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Sex and the Deity.
Yukon 
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Good Christ, Keitel's bad!
1001 Excuses 
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Messiah craves a life...
Karen Olsen 
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Hippy chippy saves mankind.
Poire 
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Bible thumpers miss point.
rri1 
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Mr and Mrs Christ.
bife 
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Crucifix trade profits prophet.
bife 
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Messiah in the sack.
lord of shabba 
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Arise...from my pants.
dgbenner 
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Carpenter uses his tool.
bife 
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'It's a Wonderful Afterlife'.
dgbenner 
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First coming of Christ.
The General 
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Hershey kisses Christ.
Heather 
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Passion With The Christ.
Downtown 
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Dafoe rejects da foe.
MguyX 
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Yahweh gets some pussay.
dgbenner 
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Jesus Hating Christ.
MM0rkeleb 
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Christ Almighty. Sort of.
Downtown 
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Jesus not wholly holy.
Joe Blevins 
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Jesus wants to hump.
knoops 
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In God we tryst.
Catuli 
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Here cums the Son.
Pope George Ringo 
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Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
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Jesus comes. Spreads piece.
Jerbear 
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The Bawdy of Christ.
Falken 
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Passion interrupted by... passion.
Joe Blevins 
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Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
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Jesus Da Foe.
thefoxboy 
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Jesus came. Jesus went.
koudy 
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Aladdin Sane washes hands.
redPen 
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