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Last Temptation Of Christ, The

(1988)
160 reviews
Film rated 3.4 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3.4 / 5)
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Dafoe rips out heart.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Good Christ, Keitel's bad!
1001 Excuses 
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Jesus came. Jesus went.
koudy 
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Saul murders resurrected Lazarus.
Please Kill Me Now 
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The God father.
bife 
  Vote (5)   
There's Something About Mary.
slug 
  Vote (1)   
Hershey kisses Christ.
Heather 
  Vote (3)   
Sex and the Deity.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Holy fuck!
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Passion of the Christ.
Yukon 
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Father, Son, Holy Poke.
Yukon 
  Vote (1)   
Keitel denies Christly Dafoe.
Josh the cat 
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Glory hole-lelujah!
calmer 
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The M-ass-iah.
calmer 
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Jesus nails without hammer.
calmer 
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Christ on the crotch.
calmer 
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Christ is risen.
calmer 
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Somebody f's with Jesus?
Sludge 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus Bones.
Sludge 
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Jesus temporarily abdicates divinity.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Gross. Prophet.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (7)   
Fucking Son of Man.
Canklefish 
  Vote (1)   
Christ horny, forehead thorny.
Yukon 
  Vote (10)   
The Last Schtupper.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus becomes holy father.
Wilson Flanges 
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Christ naughty, marries hottie.
applesomething 
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DaFaux Jesus?
Canklefish 
  Vote (12)   
Jesus has new 'Foe.
Canklefish 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus and the Temptations.
BaftaBaby 
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Scorsese's Cruci-fiction.
Ali 
  Vote (13)   
Holy Matrimony.
Ali 
  Vote (12)   
In God we tryst.
Catuli 
  Vote (3)   
Gabriel provides heavenly accompaniment.
demonic 
  Vote (14)   
Major Tom: Pontius Pilot.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Who Would Jesus Screw?
redPen 
  Vote (8)   
The Wad of God.
toonbug 
  Vote (1)   
Prophet and loss.
BiggerBoat 
  Vote (18)   
Aladdin Sane washes hands.
redPen 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus, see those tits?
The General 
  Vote (5)   
Semen on the Mount.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (9)   
Scorsese challenges yore beliefs.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (23)   
Bowie's Pilate doesn't fly.
shadowman 
  Vote (1)   
33 Year-Old Virgin.
Hazie 
  Vote (5)   
Keitel's Judas: from Brooklyn?
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus Hating Christ.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus desires a Hershey.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Nail or be nailed?
Warzonkey 
  Vote (15)   
Is as it wasn't.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (19)   
The Bawdy of Christ.
Falken 
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Dafoe hints DaVinci's code.
aahaa, muahaha 
  Vote (6)   
Messiah, or naughty boy?
tortoise 
  Vote (8)   
What won't Jesus do?
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus drives Hershey highway.
Basselope 
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Jesus Loves Hershey's Kisses.
Basselope 
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Jesus, I've betrayed youse.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Jesus surrounded by drums.
Sludge 
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Jesus pops his cherry.
Paddy C 
  Vote (10)   
Da Vinci Code fodder.
Yukon 
  Vote (5)   
Carpenter nails Mary Magdalene.
Yukon 
  Vote (28)   
Christ craves sexual healing.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Jesus gives up chastity.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Divinity exchanged for sex.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Pontius Pilate, rock star!
Please Kill Me Now 
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Horny on the cross.
Please Kill Me Now 
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'Lamb' discovers wool.
Sludge 
  Vote (13)   
Withnails and Babs.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (1)   
The Godfathered.
Yelnats 
  Vote (5)   
Jesus screwed and nailed.
Yukon 
  Vote (36)   
Yahweh gets some pussay.
dgbenner 
  Vote (3)   
God has wet dream.
dgbenner 
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Jesus makes Jesus Jr.
dgbenner 
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Jesus rises.
SixFourian 
  Vote (24)   
Carpenter uses his tool.
bife 
  Vote (2)   
The Christ's REAL passion.
The Artist Form... 
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Christmas tradition: Feeling Mary.
silly 
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Dafoe, an ugly Jesus!
Phillip Seemore... 
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Match of the Dei.
Montacute 
  Vote (5)   
Here cums the Son.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (3)   
Jesus Christ! Willem Dafoe?
rand 
  Vote (1)   
Arise...from my pants.
dgbenner 
  Vote (2)   
Christ contemplates Hershey pathway.
dgbenner 
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Christ !Guilty as sin.
E.L.F 
  Vote (18)   
Mary wants small prophets.
bennyr81 
  Vote (1)   
O Jesus, O, O.
bennyr81 
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Hey Jesus...saviour self.
noncentz 
  Vote (9)   
Jesus harbors libidinous impulses.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Dafoe's wimpy, whiny Savior.
Please Kill Me Now 
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'Coming of Messiah' misinterpreted?
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (25)   
Holy family way.
Scona 
  Vote (1)   
Emission from God.
The General 
  Vote (16)   
Shag the God.
Sludge 
  Vote (8)   
First coming of Christ.
The General 
  Vote (2)   
Christ, the holy spurt.
Koli 
  Vote (5)   
Crucifact and crucifixion.
randall 
  Vote (39)   
Erotic Adventures of Jesus.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (4)   
Jesus, don't be cross.
Fenni Fentu 
  Vote (4)   
Gabriel scores Scorsese Passion.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (17)   
Jesus: Star-crossed lover.
arocketman 
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Jesus gets double crossed.
soda 
  Vote (1)   
Thy kingdom cum.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
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