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Eyes Wide Shut (1999) |
| 129 reviews |
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Film rated 2.5 / 5
(Chick rating: 2.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 2.4 / 5)
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| Cruise rescuscitates nude junkie. |
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| Kubrick: closet porn aficionado? |
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| Kubrick's botched wet dream. |
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| Kubrick's flaccid, placid erotica. |
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| Kidman's admission triggers Cruise. |
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| Perverts wear Venetian masks. |
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| Never gatecrash strangers' orgy. |
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| Stoned Kidman debates Cruise. |
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| Mansion orgy barely palatable. |
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| Cruise encounters party animus. |
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| Nicole's tale taunts Tom. |
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| Kubrick, Cruise, swinging sect. |
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| Kubrick's unsexy swan song. |
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| From 'Fidelio' to 'fuck'. |
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| Kubrick channels Zalman King. |
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| 60's schlock kills Kubrick. |
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| Kubrick orgy lacks flesh. |
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| Masked orgies obfuscate meaning. |
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| Pollack nearly kills date. |
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| Sex gorge regurgitates couple. |
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| Kubrick's final thrilling masquerade. |
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| Masked orgy by candlelight. |
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| Sobieski provides sweet jailbait. |
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| Doctor cruises decadent 'scene'. |
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| Masked massive gang bang. |
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| Nicole Kidman smokes dope. |
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| Kidman's fantasies upset Cruise. |
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| Cruise cruises for prostitutes. |
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| Cruise wears Venetian mask. |
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| Costume proprietor pimps Sobieski. |
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| Sobieski: Kubrick's second Lolita! |
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| Excruciating Ligeti piano score! |
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| Kubrick updates Schnitzler novella. |
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| Kubrick's final polished turd. |
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| Nicole Kidman drops F-bomb. |
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| Tom Cruise's Marriage: Impossible. |
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| Stanley, swingers, sydney, sordid. |
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| Scientologist tries adultery, pedophilia. |
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| Cruise crashes costumed carousel. |
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| Cruise, former beard, orgy. |
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| Tom Cruises sexual tightrope. |
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| The password is 'Fidelio'. |
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| Brain closed shut. Stinker. |
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| Kidman's bosom doesn't compensate. |
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| Physician flees fucking freaks. |
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| Adultery hard for Harford. |
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| Hartfords become master debauchers. |
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| Cruise's over the rainbow. |
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| Cruise dislikes wife's fantasies. |
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| Nicole self-admires. Us, too. |
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| Kubrick, chronic, clich�d, crap. |
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| Revelation triggers moral revolution. |
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| Sexy, modern 'Caligula' remix. |
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| Kidman rewards Cruise's straying. |
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| Doctor crashes sex party. |
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| Kubrick's crappy Freudian flop. |
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| Nicole's nips prominently perky. |
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| Kidman talented, Cruise conscious. |
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| Cruise repeats everybody's lines. |
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| Pursuasion, purience, pursuit, piano! |
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| Kubrick splits Kidman, Cruise. |
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| Nude Cruises yawn-inducing. |
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| Mrs Cruise dismisses Cruise. |
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| Swingers masquerade... ball. |
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| Cruise explores scientolorgy. |
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| Sexual fantasies bruise Cruise. |
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| NY doctor's sexually cur(ator)ious. |
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| Obvious divorce court fodder. |
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| Kubrick eyes Kidman's thighs. |
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| Plinking pianos perturb perverts. |
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| Cruise is Kubrick's Rube. |
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| Kidman screws, Cruise pervs. |
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| Tom attempts adultery, fails. |
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| Cruise, Kidman, Kubrik. Crap. |
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| Digital dudes obscure orgy. |
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| Kidman kids, Cruise views. |
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| Kidman raises sailor's mast. |
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