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Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Stanley Kubrick
Arthur Schnitzler
Stanley Kubrick
Frederic Raphael
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Tom Cruise
Nicole Kidman
Madison Eginton
Jackie Sawiris
Sydney Pollack
Leslie Lowe
Peter Benson
Todd Field
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Alternative Lifestyles Award
Essential Collection - 1999

Eyes Wide Shut

(1999)
129 reviews
Film rated 2.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 2.7 / 5)  (Guy rating: 2.4 / 5)
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1999: A Sex Odyssey.
Yukon 
  Vote (3)   
Kubrick died of shame!
Yenser 
  Vote (4)   
Sexual fantasies bruise Cruise.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Sobieski underaged in underwear.
Wheelz 
  Vote (9)   
Doctor crashes sex party.
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Sobieski provides sweet jailbait.
Turducken 
  Vote    
Cruise repeats everybody's lines.
tortoise 
  Vote (2)   
Tom attempts adultery, fails.
tortoise 
  Vote (4)   
Cruise dislikes wife's fantasies.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Pollack nearly kills date.
tommyboy 
  Vote    
Nicole drops F Bombs.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (5)   
Scientologist tries adultery, pedophilia.
The General 
  Vote    
Kubrick's Bohemian crap-study.
The General 
  Vote (8)   
Nicole's nips prominently perky.
Sworp 
  Vote (2)   
Cloak and shagger.
stoolz 
  Vote (10)   
Keep your eyes shut.
Steve 
  Vote (8)   
Hartfords become master debauchers.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Cruise's over the rainbow.
Stalean 
  Vote (1)   
Plinking pianos perturb perverts.
Spurting 
  Vote (3)   
Sexy, modern 'Caligula' remix.
splost 
  Vote (1)   
Kubrick's final thrilling masquerade.
soda 
  Vote    
Open eyes: lotta nudity!
slug 
  Vote    
Eyes wide: butt.
Sludge 
  Vote (9)   
Tom cruises orgy castle.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote (5)   
Cruise, Kidman, Kubrik. Crap.
shoon 
  Vote (5)   
Pursuasion, purience, pursuit, piano!
Sharpie 
  Vote (2)   
Doctor cruises decadent 'scene'.
Rovark 
  Vote    
Kubrick, chronic, clich�d, crap.
RobH 
  Vote (1)   
60's schlock kills Kubrick.
RKZ 
  Vote    
The password is 'Fidelio'.
redPen 
  Vote (1)   
Eyes wide? Shit.
randall 
  Vote (37)   
Nicole's tale taunts Tom.
rand 
  Vote    
Cruise encounters party animus.
rand 
  Vote    
Physician flees fucking freaks.
rand 
  Vote (1)   
Doctor. Strange love.
punz 
  Vote (25)   
Tom crashes key party.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (1)   
Pretty shitty gang bang.
Poire 
  Vote (195)   
Masquerade ball: clothing optional.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (6)   
Nicole Kidman smokes dope.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Costume proprietor pimps Sobieski.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kubrick's final polished turd.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kubrick's unsexy swan song.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Cruise rescuscitates nude junkie.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kidman's fantasies upset Cruise.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sobieski: Kubrick's second Lolita!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Nicole Kidman drops F-bomb.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Perverts wear Venetian masks.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Cruise wears Venetian mask.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kubrick updates Schnitzler novella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kubrick channels Zalman King.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Cruise cruises for prostitutes.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Excruciating Ligeti piano score!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kubrick: closet porn aficionado?
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Tom Cruise's Marriage: Impossible.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
From 'Fidelio' to 'fuck'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Mrs Cruise dismisses Cruise.
Paul Bennison 
  Vote (2)   
Nicole self-admires. Us, too.
palefox 
  Vote (1)   
Bangers and masks.
noncentz 
  Vote (14)   
Lubric Kubrick.
napchic 
  Vote (1)   
Obvious divorce court fodder.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Mask on. Clothes off.
Montgomery 
  Vote (5)   
Adultery hard for Harford.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Nights of came-a-lot.
Mlebaron 
  Vote    
Viewing recommendation in title.
MguyX 
  Vote (42)   
Try 'Eyes Glued Shut'.
MFNickster 
  Vote (8)   
Kidman screws, Cruise pervs.
MelissaS 
  Vote (4)   
Never gatecrash strangers' orgy.
Mark 
  Vote    
Tom, Nicole marital woe.
LPH 
  Vote (3)   
Eyes shut, legs open.
lockie 
  Vote (12)   
Eye sees bed people.
Little Old Lady... 
  Vote (1)   
Tom wanders around orgy.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (1)   
Pervs blindfold pianist.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (4)   
Tom: Boy's Night Out.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (3)   
Cruise came, Kubrick went.
koudy 
  Vote (7)   
Kubrick's 1999 Disgrace Oddity.
kolo 
  Vote (28)   
Kidman rewards Cruise's straying.
Koli 
  Vote (1)   
Tom obsessed with sex.
knoops 
  Vote (1)   
Kubrick orgy lacks flesh.
Kinema 
  Vote    
Marriage counseling: bizarre orgy.
Ken 
  Vote (9)   
Thugs gay-bash Cruise.
Jymkata 
  Vote    
Cruise explores scientolorgy.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Masked orgy by candlelight.
JT 
  Vote    
Tom Cruises sexual tightrope.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Brain closed shut. Stinker.
John 
  Vote (1)   
Tom, Nicole get porny.
jinx 
  Vote (3)   
Kubrick's wet dream.
irongoddess 
  Vote (1)   
Masked orgies obfuscate meaning.
gothhenge 
  Vote    
Digital dudes obscure orgy.
GHcool 
  Vote (5)   
Cruise is Kubrick's Rube.
furly 
  Vote (4)   
Kubrick eyes Kidman's thighs.
FloatingCoffin 
  Vote (3)   
A Clockwork Orgy.
Falken 
  Vote (24)   
Eyes wide - sluts!
Face 
  Vote (3)   
Stoned Kidman debates Cruise.
eva kant 
  Vote    
Stanley, swingers, sydney, sordid.
el guapo 
  Vote    
Nicole's butt opens Eyes.
durianfan 
  Vote (5)   
Kidman takes final Cruise.
Downtown 
  Vote (14)   
Doctor Tom plays 'Doctor'.
demonic 
  Vote (13)   
Revelation triggers moral revolution.
Deluxe 
  Vote (1)   
Learn to play piano.
David 
  Vote (9)   
Kidman raises sailor's mast.
damalc 
  Vote (5)   
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