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Reviews by 'Face'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
678
reviews published to date.
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101 Dalmatians (1996)
DeVille's Ad for coats.
Jun 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
15 Minutes (2001)
Edward Burns...almost.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Kubrick's computer unbearably slow.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler's 'comedy' forgettable... again.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Frank's immigration in reverse.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Animal, The (2001)
Schneider's creature (dis)comforts.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Leo plays 'flew'natic.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Batman Returns (1992)
Bat 2 back.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bottle Rocket (1996)
Wilson's thick as thieves.
Jul 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne experiences Urban warfare.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bowfinger (1999)
Martin directs Murphy's unknown.
May 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore on moron's arms.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Brassed Off (1996)
For scale to miners?
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Braveheart (1995)
Mel blue every chance.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason (2004)
Bridget tastes Thai porridge.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Broken Flowers (2005)
Murray fatheRED HERRING.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Kevin Spacey insects film!
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Burt Revnolds.
Jul 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Winstone conducts beaver patrol.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Closer (2004)
Owen acts against Law.
Jun 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Commitments, The (1991)
Strong: band are soul.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Guy's treachery: Jim's account.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Crow, The (1994)
Lee's in-flight movie finale.
Aug 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Descent, The (2005)
Female spelunker freaks out.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien introduces DIGITal communications.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando refused? No nays.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Portman flashes flesh Forman.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Grease (1978)
Olivia, Twist!
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hours, The (2002)
Woolf and Streep's loving.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Junior (1994)
Arnie's delivery immaculate.
May 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Less Than Zero (1987)
Ellis portrays Downey-ward spiral.
Sep 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Liar Liar (1997)
Bullshitless for the defence.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Dire end for Mordor.
Jul 9, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
MASH (1970)
Altman's medical Korea.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Nuts In May (1976)
Keith Pratt upsets camp.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Orphan (2009)
Orphan age finally revisited.
Feb 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Parents (1989)
Parents dine: ate organs.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Phone Booth (2002)
Kiefer has killer line.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pledge, The (2001)
Crackers Jack promise obsession.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sandler sees Watson sale.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rounders (1998)
Norton/Damon ante-Malkovich.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
S1m0ne (2002)
Pacino pixel leading lady.
Jun 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Saw II (2005)
Sawrry excuse for sequel.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Mr. Sheen polishes 'turd'.
Jul 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Secrets & Lies (1996)
Hortense's mother: pale imitation.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Attempts to wash Basin.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Elijah's killer disarmed.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Return of the Kling(on).
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Swamp Thing (1982)
Holland becomes a vegetable.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Selma Blair's 'Human Stain'.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sybil (1976)
Sally plays Poli.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Taxi Driver (1976)
DeNiro: fares, fears, fires.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Humanity saved by Danes?
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Thunderpants (2002)
Grint creates own atmosphere.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tommy Boy (1995)
Spade digs Farley well.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
TRON (1982)
Bridges enters computer age.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Whistle Down The Wind (1961)
Kids mistaken, I deity.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wide Awake (1998)
Holy Cross finds God.
Aug 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
The X-flies.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
10 Rillington Place (1971)
Dickie: sickie, Hurt: thickie.
Jul 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis/ Mos trial separation.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
50 First Dates (2004)
Sandler's Hawaii, minus 'Ha'.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh's fake son grasses.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien� (1992)
Ripley discovers what's insider.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Am�lie (2001)
Amelie's Bon Gnomie.
Jul 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Amityville Horror, The (2005)
Shamityville Horror.
Jul 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Antz (1998)
Glover G.I.ANT.
May 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bedknobs And Broomsticks (1971)
Footballers play like animals.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Beethoven (1992)
St. Borenard.
Jul 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Canvassing without Gore terrifying.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore's disarming documentary.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
She-manslaughter.
Jul 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Broken Flowers (2005)
Murray's ex-lover/mother bother.
Aug 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Carry On Camping (1969)
In tents comedy.
Jul 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
Casablanca (1942)
Love: Rick mist out.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cider House Rules, The (1999)
Maguire after Candy apples.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
City Of Ghosts (2002)
Dillon's haunting directorial debut.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Damien: Omen II (1978)
Antichrist spotted in sequel.
May 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Dance With A Stranger (1985)
Babe Ruth well hung.
Jul 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Walken becomes 'trigger happy'.
Aug 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Do The Right Thing (1989)
Aiello & blacks.
Aug 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Elliott befriends extreme outsider.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Winslett blanks Carrey.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Face/Off (1997)
Facial tension disbelief suspension.
May 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Diesel-powered tacky races.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
Yanks love southern cretin.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Game, The (1997)
Orton to have played...
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Formal war? DJ required!
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hearts In Atlantis (2001)
Lowmen behold clairvoyant lodger.
May 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
High Fidelity (2000)
Cusack: better in Mono?
Jun 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon's transparency becomes negative.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Home Alone (1990)
Burglars alarmed, kid forearmed.
May 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Human Nature (2001)
Tim's Simian Plan.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Jones's marriage annulled story.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Jurassic Park (1993)
Raptor, Rex, Dickie's Dinoplex.
May 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Nobody in Uma's grave.
May 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Layer Cake (2004)
Drug dealer plans eXit.
Jun 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Extra Connery Gentleman!
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Scousers axed from film.
May 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Manhunter (1986)
Mann films cannibal Cox.
Jun 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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