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Reviews by 'Face'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
678
reviews published to date.
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Orphan (2009)
Orphan age finally revisited.
Feb 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Porterhouse Blue (1987)
Cambridge over troubled porter.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Benchwarmers, The (2006)
Spade on the diamond.
Oct 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw II (2005)
Sawrry excuse for sequel.
Sep 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Terminator Salvation (2009)
The Terminatfour.
Sep 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Burton's 'Re-animator'.
Sep 10, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Ratatouille (2007)
Nouvermin cuisine.
Sep 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Umbridge Over Troubled Potter.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hannibal Rising (2007)
Hannibal's starter.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat packs for USA.
Aug 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Very Bad Things (1998)
Stripper gets Christian burial.
Apr 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Animal, The (2001)
Schneider's creature (dis)comforts.
Apr 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)
Stone in Snatch sequel.
Apr 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Demolition Man (1993)
Sly's acting still Bullock's.
Mar 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dark City (1998)
City Life O'Brien.
Mar 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Silent Running (1972)
Dern good science fiction.
Feb 27, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Racing Stripes (2005)
Dustin Hoofman.
Jan 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Tank Girl (1995)
McDowell's marsupials make movie.
Jan 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Omen Legacy, The (2001)
The Omen: Revelations.
Jan 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Ocean's third time unlucky?
Jan 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)
Clint's vengeance ridicule-ass.
Nov 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Orphans eat, Monk hurls.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Monk develops wrestling habit.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Only orphans of wrestling.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Departed, The (2006)
Mole rats.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Hilary Duffed Up.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indigrandpa Jones.
Nov 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
For Your Consideration (2006)
A Mighty (Oscar) Winner.
Oct 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Somme body to love.
Oct 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Transamerica (2005)
Plans, trans and automobiles.
Oct 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
TRON (1982)
Bridges enters computer age.
Oct 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Primal Fear (1996)
Ed puts on Gere.
Oct 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hide And Seek (2005)
Hyde and Seek.
Oct 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Hide And Seek (2005)
DeNiro: Jeckyll and Hide.
Oct 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ghost World (2001)
Shy man, Birch.
Sep 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Cruise's ill, evil aliens.
Sep 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Elliott befriends extreme outsider.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien introduces DIGITal communications.
Sep 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane, The (1990)
Funny, Harlin? No, Dice!
Sep 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Less Than Zero (1987)
Ellis portrays Downey-ward spiral.
Sep 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Scorpio (1973)
Winner makes Lancaster Cross.
Sep 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Munich (2005)
Assassins form new Bond.
Sep 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Men In Black II (2002)
Will, Tommy Black again.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Men In Black (1997)
Jones gets stomach bug.
Sep 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Sport Relief 2004 (2004)
Sport? blah blah Blair.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Tommy Boy (1995)
Spade digs Farley well.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler in golf war.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Metropolis (2001)
Animation Lang time coming.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Delicatessen (1991)
Absurd French 'ate crimes.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
Krank fantasy.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Metropolis (1927)
Lang's Silent Fiction.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Garden State (2004)
Sarsgaarden State.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Allen's off-key musical.
Sep 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Time To Kill, A (1996)
KKKillers KKKilled by JacKKKson.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mommie Dearest (1981)
Crawford exhibits metal problems.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Frank's immigration in reverse.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rounders (1998)
Norton/Damon ante-Malkovich.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pet Sematary (1989)
Pets demonstrate revival instinct.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Emma (1996)
Paltrow's secret Knightly love.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Emma (1996)
Paltrow plays Cupid Stunts.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cider House Rules, The (1999)
Maguire after Candy apples.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Spaghetti hunchback on menu.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Swamp Thing (1982)
Holland becomes a vegetable.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Swamp Thing (1982)
Superhero to root for.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Return Of Swamp Thing, The (1989)
Heather Locklear mucks Love.
Sep 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American History X (1998)
Prison re-forms Nazi.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sandler sees Watson sale.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hard Eight (1996)
Sydney's Reilly big loser.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Wallach just playin' Ugly.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Wood stumped.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
Extra Connery Gentleman!
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Portman flashes flesh Forman.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Elijah goes to dogs.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sin City (2005)
Miller's cruel Sin.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Bruce based in Basin.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Elijah finally rendered armless.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Elijah's killer disarmed.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Wood gets the chop.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
SS portrays SS.
Sep 5, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Hugo Pool (1997)
Milano pools heart strings.
Sep 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
The Gong Show Movie (1980)
Groaning... groaning... Gong.
Sep 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Constantine (2005)
Keanu's acting is hell.
Sep 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Guest directs himself directing.
Sep 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Mickey-take of Folk.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Zodiac (2007)
ZoDIEac.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Game, The (1997)
Orton to have played...
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Selma Blair's 'Human Stain'.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon (dis)appears in movie.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hollow Man (2000)
Kevinvisible Bacon.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Schindler's List (1993)
Neeson's Jewish savings plan.
Sep 1, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
16 Blocks (2006)
Willis/ Mos trial separation.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
16 Blocks (2006)
Bruce's witness escapes... Def.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
16 Blocks (2006)
Mute witness? No... Def.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
16 Blocks (2006)
Moves for Mos trial.
Sep 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Rope (1948)
Dinner with main corpse.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Praying With Anger (1992)
An early Night.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Praying With Anger (1992)
Night flight to India.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Praying With Anger (1992)
First Night.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Neverending Story, The (1984)
Ende, of Story.
Aug 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Munich (2005)
Assassins Avner moral dilemma.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
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