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Reviews by 'aahaa, muahaha'
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Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
Sivagami's word, world crumble.
May 1, 2017
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Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
Why Kattappa killed Baahubali?
May 1, 2017
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Bahubali: The Beginning (2015)
Kalakeyas killed. Kilikili clicked.
Jul 14, 2015
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Kafka Pizza (2012)
Kochanowiczes in Kafkaesque offering.
May 11, 2014
Scored 0/5
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda ill?
Feb 6, 2016
Scored 0/5
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
All about Chi(ll).
Aug 18, 2017
Scored 0/5
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Life Of Pi (2012)
Pi in the (d)ark.
Nov 25, 2012
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Man Who Knew Infinity, The (2015)
Hardy's boy.
Feb 24, 2017
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Moneyball (2011)
Beane becomes bean counter?
Jul 28, 2013
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Moneyball (2011)
Freaks' streak.
Jul 28, 2013
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Mummy, The (1999)
Scarabs & Arabs.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza II: Villa (2013)
Villainous villa's vile wonders.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza In Auschwitz (2009)
Chanoch's children criticize camping.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza Man (2004)
Pizza delivery: Weary Weaver.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza With Bullets (2014)
Pizza riddled with bullet-holes.
May 11, 2014
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RRR (2022)
Rise. Roar. Revolt. Reviewed.
Apr 5, 2022
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Secretary (2002)
Spanks for the memories.
Sep 10, 2015
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Skyfall (2012)
Beginning of new Q.
Nov 17, 2012
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06/05 (2004)
Fortuyn's unfortunate assassination.
Feb 9, 2008
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06/05 (2004)
Netherlands' Nine-Eleven?
Feb 9, 2008
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1984 (1956)
Sterling's character: Not sterling.
Mar 25, 2008
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300 Spartans, The (1962)
Mat� directs checkmate film.
Dec 19, 2009
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. (2009)
Ace's son? Pet defective!
Sep 11, 2011
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Amazing Spider-Man 2, The (2014)
Foxx: Electro cute.
Aug 9, 2013
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Peter discovers super-sticky serum.
Jun 30, 2011
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American Raspberry (1977)
Idiot box idiotically interrupted.
Aug 24, 2007
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Bombast from the past.
Jun 4, 2011
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Babe (1995)
Oink Oink Nudge Nudge.
May 16, 2012
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Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Urban Squealer.
May 16, 2012
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(1)
Basic Rescue No. 4: The Single Ladder (1954)
Ladders: leaders to safety.
May 12, 2009
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Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
How-to: Bridget the gap.
Sep 28, 2007
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Bruce Lee Vs. The Supermen (1975)
Supermen vs. duper Bruce.
Nov 16, 2009
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Bruce Lee: The Man, The Myth (1976)
Lee's man portrayed mythicalLi.
Nov 11, 2009
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Bruce Li, Superdragon (1976)
Lee guides Li? Silly.
Nov 17, 2009
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Bruce Vs. Black Dragon (1977)
Bruce's cruises in East.
Nov 18, 2009
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Challenge Of The Tiger (1985)
Tiger helps fight sterility.
Nov 23, 2009
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(1)
Clive Of India (1935)
Clive brought alive.
Apr 2, 2009
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(1)
Corner In Wheat, A (1909)
No grains, no gains.
Dec 19, 2009
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(1)
Corporation, The (2003)
Analysis of capitalist sludge.
Mar 24, 2008
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(1)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Life moves fast backwards.
Sep 11, 2011
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(1)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Joker is darker.
Aug 29, 2009
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(1)
Desk Set (1957)
Woman Vs. Machine.
May 8, 2012
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(1)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
Bare before bear hugs.
Nov 26, 2009
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(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Elevator. Basement. X'mas.
Aug 4, 2011
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(1)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
McClane, Plane, Safe lane.
Jun 30, 2011
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Elevator. Basement. X'mas. Redux.
Aug 4, 2011
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Digital Penis (2000)
Pen(is) drive.
Dec 7, 2009
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Dildo Diaries (2002)
Boys banned their toys.
Apr 8, 2008
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(1)
Egyptian Boys In Swimming Race (1903)
Wade like an Egyptian.
Dec 17, 2009
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Enter The Game Of Death (1980)
Le's gamely. Ends tamely.
Nov 11, 2009
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(1)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Sibarians.
May 19, 2011
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(1)
Exit The Dragon, Enter The Tiger (1976)
Avenging dead Lee. DeadLi.
Nov 16, 2009
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Falls, The (1991)
Fall under Falls' spell.
May 12, 2009
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Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Sweet beauty; overeats sweets.
Dec 19, 2009
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Fist Of Fear, Touch Of Death (1980)
Remembering Lee sadly.
Nov 16, 2009
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(1)
Fist Of Fury III (1980)
Fury. III. Dreary. Li.
Nov 16, 2009
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Flock Of Dodos: The Evolution-Intelligent Design Circus (2006)
I D: I don't.
May 13, 2012
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(1)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Nix left for Nixon.
Sep 12, 2011
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(1)
Game Of Death (1978)
UnbeLeevable resurrection!
Nov 12, 2009
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(1)
Game Of Death II (1981)
Game of death dies.
Nov 12, 2009
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(1)
Girls Battling For A Hammock (1897)
Fought in a cot.
May 16, 2012
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Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam (1995)
Fleiss. Fresh. Flesh.
May 16, 2012
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Hitler (1962)
Basehart in heartless role.
May 12, 2012
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Hulk (2003)
Bana: Hulk. Banner: Sulk.
May 17, 2012
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In A Japanese Tattooing Parlor (1901)
Ink. In a blink.
May 9, 2012
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Into Thin Air: Death On Everest (1997)
Pinned down on pinnacle.
May 19, 2012
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It's A Wonderful Afterlife (2010)
Afterlife is beautiful.
Jun 19, 2013
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(1)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean in Imbruglia imbroglio.
Nov 9, 2009
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(1)
Johnny English Reborn (2011)
Johnny English Reborn? Stillborn.
Oct 2, 2011
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(1)
Keep The Aspidistra Flying (1997)
Comstock's stock: Poetry. Poverty.
Mar 25, 2008
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(1)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Panda Po handles Fu.
Jul 15, 2009
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(1)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Meerkats. Mere Cat?
Nov 25, 2012
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(1)
Lovely Rita (2001)
Rita's 'All I need'.
Apr 26, 2011
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(1)
Maid To Order (1987)
AlleredniC- fairy tale reversed.
Nov 13, 2007
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(1)
Making Of 'Psycho', The (1997)
Psycho logy.
May 11, 2012
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Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky And The Media (1992)
Intellectual renders media ineffectual.
Apr 13, 2009
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Milk (2008)
Harvey Milk: Harvested, Milked.
Mar 18, 2009
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Miracle Worker, The (2000)
Internet era's digital communication.
Nov 25, 2009
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(1)
Miral (2010)
Miral. Wishing for miracle?
May 11, 2012
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(1)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Sandra, in the Sun.
Nov 16, 2009
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Mission Kashmir (2000)
Paradise dies. Kashmir attacked.
Mar 23, 2008
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(1)
My Breast (1994)
Baxter's boyfriend acts boob.
Jan 5, 2008
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(1)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
'c.' 'P.' Sleepy.
Jul 29, 2010
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(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Never Spy. Never Again.
Nov 10, 2009
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Ninja Vs. Bruce Lee (1982)
Bruce bashes bullion bullies.
Nov 16, 2009
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Omen, The (2006)
Earlier Damien becomes Paparazzo.
Sep 9, 2007
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Omen, The (2006)
Farrow allies with Evil.
Sep 9, 2007
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Paa (2009)
Child: Father of Man.
Jul 17, 2010
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Penny Wisdom (1937)
Penny's cookery knowledge acknowledged.
Mar 23, 2009
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Pizza Girl (2005)
Pizza girl with pizzazz.
Nov 16, 2009
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Reader, The (2008)
A life-term of learning.
Jul 29, 2009
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Caesar is born intelligent.
Jun 11, 2012
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Rock On!! (2008)
Magik Rob-bed.
Mar 30, 2009
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Rubber (2010)
Tire retires residents.
May 19, 2012
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Rubber (2010)
Tread. Dread. Dead.
May 19, 2012
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She Freak (1967)
Mabe's macabre freaky film.
Apr 18, 2008
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Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Sherlock has long locks.
May 13, 2012
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Sholay (1975)
Hands off, hirelings on.
Dec 17, 2009
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Sleeping With The Enemy (1991)
Clean, mean, bugging: Bergin.
Mar 17, 2008
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Smile Pinki (2008)
Sonkar gets Oscar treatment.
Mar 1, 2009
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