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Reviews by 'aahaa, muahaha'
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RRR (2022)
Rise. Roar. Revolt. Reviewed.
Apr 5, 2022
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
All about Chi(ll).
Aug 18, 2017
Scored 0/5
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Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
Why Kattappa killed Baahubali?
May 1, 2017
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Baahubali 2: The Conclusion (2017)
Sivagami's word, world crumble.
May 1, 2017
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Man Who Knew Infinity, The (2015)
Hardy's boy.
Feb 24, 2017
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Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
Kung Fu Panda ill?
Feb 6, 2016
Scored 0/5
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Secretary (2002)
Spanks for the memories.
Sep 10, 2015
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Bahubali: The Beginning (2015)
Kalakeyas killed. Kilikili clicked.
Jul 14, 2015
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Pizza With Bullets (2014)
Pizza riddled with bullet-holes.
May 11, 2014
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Mummy, The (1999)
Scarabs & Arabs.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza In Auschwitz (2009)
Chanoch's children criticize camping.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza Man (2004)
Pizza delivery: Weary Weaver.
May 11, 2014
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Pizza II: Villa (2013)
Villainous villa's vile wonders.
May 11, 2014
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Kafka Pizza (2012)
Kochanowiczes in Kafkaesque offering.
May 11, 2014
Scored 0/5
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Amazing Spider-Man 2, The (2014)
Foxx: Electro cute.
Aug 9, 2013
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Moneyball (2011)
Freaks' streak.
Jul 28, 2013
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Moneyball (2011)
Beane becomes bean counter?
Jul 28, 2013
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It's A Wonderful Afterlife (2010)
Afterlife is beautiful.
Jun 19, 2013
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(1)
Fast Workers (1933)
Riveters not riveting enough.
Jun 16, 2013
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(4)
Rio 2 (2014)
Rio 2. Riotous too.
Jun 9, 2013
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(4)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Establishing naked truth.
Jun 5, 2013
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(5)
Naked Lawyers (1996)
Points to be noted.
Jun 5, 2013
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(4)
Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013)
Himalayas: Deepika lightens up.
Jun 3, 2013
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(3)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Ang Lee. Young Man.
May 10, 2013
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(5)
Speed (1994)
Incomplete infrastructure in LA.
May 5, 2013
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(2)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Lie of Pi.
Dec 4, 2012
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(7)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Pi in the (d)ark.
Nov 25, 2012
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Life Of Pi (2012)
Meerkats. Mere Cat?
Nov 25, 2012
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(1)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Greatest story ever roared!
Nov 24, 2012
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(3)
Life Of Pi (2012)
Pi emerges from (d)ark.
Nov 24, 2012
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(2)
Skyfall (2012)
M again becomes M.
Nov 17, 2012
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(4)
Skyfall (2012)
Beginning of new Q.
Nov 17, 2012
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Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Dumberer: Dumbed down blunder.
Sep 29, 2012
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(4)
Dredd (2012)
Dredd. Dread. Dud.
Sep 29, 2012
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(2)
I See You (2006)
I see you. ICU.
Sep 29, 2012
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Men In Black III (2012)
O, K. Not OK.
Jun 18, 2012
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(7)
Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)
Coffee, Tea or Me?
Jun 14, 2012
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(6)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Caesar is born intelligent.
Jun 11, 2012
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Advanced Tie Dye Techniques: Making Shapes And Mandalas (2005)
Dye another way.
May 26, 2012
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(3)
Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Zorro's two-way switchblade.
May 26, 2012
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(1)
So You Want To Build A Model Railroad (1955)
Rail trail.
May 22, 2012
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(1)
Me And Him (1988)
Me. Him. Mayhem.
May 22, 2012
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(2)
Into Thin Air: Death On Everest (1997)
Pinned down on pinnacle.
May 19, 2012
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Rubber (2010)
Tread. Dread. Dead.
May 19, 2012
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(1)
Rubber (2010)
Tire retires residents.
May 19, 2012
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(1)
Rubber (2010)
Radical radial.
May 19, 2012
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(4)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Sean: Chief Erection Officer.
May 19, 2012
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(6)
Sex And Zen (1992)
Horsing around.
May 17, 2012
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(2)
Hulk (2003)
Bana: Hulk. Banner: Sulk.
May 17, 2012
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(1)
Girls Battling For A Hammock (1897)
Cot in a fight.
May 16, 2012
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(2)
Girls Battling For A Hammock (1897)
Fought in a cot.
May 16, 2012
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Oink Oink Nudge Nudge.
May 16, 2012
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(1)
Babe: Pig In The City (1998)
Urban Squealer.
May 16, 2012
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(1)
Heidi Fleiss: Hollywood Madam (1995)
Fleiss. Fresh. Flesh.
May 16, 2012
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(1)
Call Me: The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (2004)
Fleiss trade.
May 16, 2012
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(3)
Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (2011)
Sherlock has long locks.
May 13, 2012
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(1)
Flock Of Dodos: The Evolution-Intelligent Design Circus (2006)
I D: I don't.
May 13, 2012
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(1)
Downfall (2004)
Hitler rues.
May 13, 2012
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(2)
Hitler (1962)
Basehart in heartless role.
May 12, 2012
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(1)
Miral (2010)
Miral. Wishing for miracle?
May 11, 2012
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(1)
Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
Willis: Dyed hard?
May 11, 2012
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(6)
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
Caesar rules.
May 11, 2012
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(4)
Making Of 'Psycho', The (1997)
Psycho logy.
May 11, 2012
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(1)
In A Japanese Tattooing Parlor (1901)
Tattoo or not to.
May 11, 2012
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(4)
Avengers, The (2012)
Fury gets Avengers going.
May 11, 2012
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(2)
Avengers, The (2012)
Ruffled Ruffalo becomes Hulk.
May 10, 2012
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(3)
In A Japanese Tattooing Parlor (1901)
Ink. In a blink.
May 9, 2012
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(1)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Hanks, but no Hanks.
May 9, 2012
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(5)
Social Network, The (2010)
Zuckerberg poked.
May 9, 2012
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(1)
Desk Set (1957)
Woman Vs. Machine.
May 8, 2012
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(1)
Johnny English Reborn (2011)
Johnny English Reborn? Stillborn.
Oct 2, 2011
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(1)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Nix left for Nixon.
Sep 12, 2011
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(1)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Life moves fast backwards.
Sep 11, 2011
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(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. (2009)
Ace's son? Pet defective!
Sep 11, 2011
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Die Hard (1988)
Elevator. Basement. X'mas.
Aug 4, 2011
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Elevator. Basement. X'mas. Redux.
Aug 4, 2011
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Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
Die hardly?
Aug 4, 2011
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(2)
Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
Die harderror.
Aug 4, 2011
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(2)
Triumph Of The Nerds: The Rise Of Accidental Empires, The (1996)
Close encounters, nerd kind.
Jun 30, 2011
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(1)
Good Day To Die Hard, A (2013)
McClane pleads the fifth?
Jun 30, 2011
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(2)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
McClane, Plane, Safe lane.
Jun 30, 2011
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(1)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (1977)
Peter discovers super-sticky serum.
Jun 30, 2011
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Pizza (2010)
Baldo Pizza without toppings.
Jun 30, 2011
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(2)
Girls Struggling For A Sofa (1898)
So near, yet sofa.
Jun 26, 2011
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(5)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Bombast from the past.
Jun 4, 2011
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(1)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Life's pretty... pretty ugly.
May 19, 2011
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(4)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Sibarians.
May 19, 2011
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(1)
Sand Castle, The (1977)
Momentous construction. Momentary. Destruction.
May 18, 2011
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(6)
Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)
Bad. Not about Abbotabad?
May 16, 2011
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(3)
Ten Inch Disappearing Carriage Gun Loading And Firing, Sandy Hook (1897)
10 incher shoots load.
May 15, 2011
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(7)
Making Of 'Psycho', The (1997)
Psycho path.
May 5, 2011
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(8)
Blind Dating (2006)
Blind date. Blind Date.
Apr 30, 2011
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(3)
Lovely Rita (2001)
Rita's 'All I need'.
Apr 26, 2011
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(1)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
'c.' 'P.' Sleepy.
Jul 29, 2010
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Paa (2009)
Child: Father of Man.
Jul 17, 2010
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(1)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Monet can buy love.
May 3, 2010
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(15)
Monet: Shadow And Light (1999)
It's all about Monet.
May 3, 2010
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(11)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Webb and Webber.
Apr 15, 2010
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(8)
Uncle Josh At The Moving Picture Show (1902)
Cinema gets self-referential.
Feb 5, 2010
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(4)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Two Wrights don't wrong.
Feb 5, 2010
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