Time traveller starts riot.
Username
Password
Remember Me
Forgotten Login?
220
numnum40 (166)
221
The Levitating Nun (166)
222
toonbug (163)
Reviews by 'The Levitating Nun'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
166
reviews published to date.
Order by
Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
Chronological Order
Show
All
28 Days Later (2002)
Wait? Monkeys cause zombification?
Nov 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
About A Boy (2002)
Grant lies about son.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Animal Farm (1954)
Communism and cockerels.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Frank Coraci's 'The Fogg'.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Big One, The (1997)
The Big One = Moore.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Sizemore soldiering in Somalia.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Corporation, The (2003)
Hitler helped the US?
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Attention shoppers: crap remake.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Lana, Sky, Diamonds.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Dude, 2 jokes, end.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ed Wood (1994)
Depp dresses all dainty.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Nasal penetration.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Marily heads roll along.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Exorcist, The (1973)
Pea soup redecoration.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
George of Arabia.
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
More like average four.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Bang Bang we're Ed.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Pop idols, pap film.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gangs Of New York (2002)
DiCaprio takes the Mick.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Grease (1978)
Greased lightning, greasy hair.
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Green Street (2005)
Frodo, football, hooligan hobbit.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Phoenix makes one-eyed snake.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Potter fights one-eyed snake.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Phoenix flies, Sirius dies.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Potter, Philosopher, Pretty predictable.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hero (2002)
Jet flies, nameless dies.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Cheadle cheats chopping cadre.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jackie Brown (1997)
Louis? Louis? Louis? Bang.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
The musical Christian.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jurassic Park (1993)
Velociraptors can open doors!
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jurassic Park III (2001)
JurassIIIc Park.
Dec 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Pronounced, bride and doom.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Black (mamba) widow brider.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
King Arthur (2004)
Lancelot gets Knight-ley.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey, Cary, caring? No.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Lion King, The (1994)
Hakuna Matata, Hyena Mufasa.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
More Smiths than story.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Luhrman and Luring Ladies.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Udo, Idaho, oh no.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Bean spying before Johnny.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Oldboy (2003)
DIY dentistry, brutal revenge.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
One, The (2001)
Li sees familiar faces.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pianist, The (2002)
Plinky plonky Polish pianist.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Black Pearl sails again.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Willis won't wimp out.
Oct 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Sly antics in Vietnam.
Nov 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Rat Race (2001)
Bean here, race rat.
Oct 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (2003)
Halo'd ground.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Roger And Me (1989)
CEOs free, no Moore.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Roof Sex (2003)
Chaka, hot, tin, roof.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Saving Ryan, Privates dying.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Cowell dead! Afro'ed head.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Nazi helps the Jews.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Secretary (2002)
Bondage, Domination, secretarial masochism.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Sin City (2005)
Marv survives electric chair.
Jan 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Depp is Head-strong.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Speed (1994)
Looped footage, Missing Bridge.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Spider-Man (2002)
Goblin gets a nobbling.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey revealed as photographer.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Still too much JarJar.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Darth's back in black.
Sep 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Stigmata (1999)
Holy holes wholey bleed.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Takes Baz to tango.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
TermIInator.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
TermIIInator.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Term1nator.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman bats bat babies.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Bond and silicon? never!
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Wayne's World (1992)
Carrere as Cantonese Cassandra.
Dec 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Flesh Farm = Robot harm.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Battle Royale (2000)
Sword of the flies.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Odessa Steps versus pram!
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer doesn't get ahead.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Men-hurt in chariot race.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore ammo than needed.
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Casablanca (1942)
Sam played, line unsaid.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Slowest 300m ever?
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie Chan (2011)
Not Charlene Chan?
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilliant ghetto tale.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Blue movie with poetry.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Invulnerable werewolves vs Scotsmen.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Doom (2005)
Doom, gloom and kaboom.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
�tre Et Avoir (2002)
The French learn together.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump has a gimp.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Atlanta burning, wearing curtains.
Oct 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Communism, cola, patriotism, pickles.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Myers is mysteriously missing.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry, Hermione, Hogwarts, horntail.
Dec 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Potter takes Umbridge.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Murphy, Mansion, marvellous? No.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Highlander (1986)
French Scottish? Scottish Spaniard??
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Hiighlander.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
Series proven mortal.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
I, Robot (2004)
Smith suspects shiny Sonny.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Mac fits alien socket?
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Goes better with butter.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Utterly, butterly buggery.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
To die (hard) 4.
Nov 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Doom, tunes and toons.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
The Ring cycle begins.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Page Range
0 <---> 1
1 <---> 11
� Copyright 1999-2024 benj clews... Site comments or suggestions welcomed at
[email protected]
...
<Memorial>
