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Reviews by 'The Levitating Nun'
Current status of
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with a total of
166
reviews published to date.
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
No return for ring.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Control-hal-Deleted.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
28 Days Later (2002)
Wait? Monkeys cause zombification?
Nov 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Flesh Farm = Robot harm.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Grant lies about son.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997)
Death of director anonymity.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Animal Farm (1954)
Communism and cockerels.
Dec 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Around The World In 80 Days (2004)
Frank Coraci's 'The Fogg'.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Around The World In Eighty Days (1956)
The Fogg.
Oct 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Asterix At The Olympic Games (2008)
* @ olympic games.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Battle Royale (2000)
Sword of the flies.
Sep 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Battle Royale II (2003)
Kids Kids bang bang.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Battleship Potemkin (1925)
Odessa Steps versus pram!
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beheading A Chinese Boxer (1900)
Boxer doesn't get ahead.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ben-Hur (1959)
Men-hurt in chariot race.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Nanny, Nanu, Nanos.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Big One, The (1997)
The Big One = Moore.
Sep 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Sizemore soldiering in Somalia.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Moore ammo than needed.
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Kilt Bill.
Oct 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Canadian Bacon (1995)
Canada = axis of evil.
Sep 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casablanca (1942)
Sam played, line unsaid.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Slowest 300m ever?
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie Chan (2011)
Not Charlene Chan?
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Brazilliant ghetto tale.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Corporation, The (2003)
Hitler helped the US?
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Country Bears, The (2002)
The Country Bores.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Cure For Insomnia, The (1987)
Blue movie with poetry.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Zombies struggle on escalators.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Attention shoppers: crap remake.
Oct 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Lana, Sky, Diamonds.
Feb 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Invulnerable werewolves vs Scotsmen.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Doom (2005)
Doom, gloom and kaboom.
Nov 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Dude, 2 jokes, end.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ed Wood (1994)
Depp dresses all dainty.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Nasal penetration.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
�tre Et Avoir (2002)
The French learn together.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Execution Of Mary Stuart, The (1895)
Marily heads roll along.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Exorcist, The (1973)
Pea soup redecoration.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
George of Arabia.
Sep 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
More like average four.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Bueller, cooler, skipping school(er).
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Run Leeloo Run.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fight Club (1999)
Bang Bang we're Ed.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
First Blood (1982)
Rambo kills everyone 1.
Dec 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump has a gimp.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Pop idols, pap film.
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gangs Of New York (2002)
DiCaprio takes the Mick.
Dec 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Gladiator (2000)
Phoenix doesn't rise again.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Atlanta burning, wearing curtains.
Oct 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Communism, cola, patriotism, pickles.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Grease (1978)
Greased lightning, greasy hair.
Oct 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Green Street (2005)
Frodo, football, hooligan hobbit.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Television causes violent crime.
Aug 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Myers is mysteriously missing.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Phoenix makes one-eyed snake.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Potter fights one-eyed snake.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Harry, Hermione, Hogwarts, horntail.
Dec 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Phoenix flies, Sirius dies.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (2007)
Potter takes Umbridge.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Potter, Philosopher, Pretty predictable.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Murphy, Mansion, marvellous? No.
Oct 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hero (2002)
Jet flies, nameless dies.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Highlander (1986)
French Scottish? Scottish Spaniard??
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
Hiighlander.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)
Hiiighlander.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Highlander: Endgame (2000)
Series proven mortal.
Oct 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hobbit, The (1977)
The ring 0.
Sep 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Cheadle cheats chopping cadre.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Step one: get ice.
Aug 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I, Robot (2004)
Smith suspects shiny Sonny.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
The Fantastic Five.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Independence Day (1996)
Mac fits alien socket?
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Louis? Louis? Louis? Bang.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
The musical Christian.
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
JFK (1991)
JFKilled.
Nov 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Johnny English (2003)
Bean caught spying.
Dec 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Velociraptors can open doors!
Nov 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Jurassic Park III (2001)
JurassIIIc Park.
Dec 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Pronounced, bride and doom.
Sep 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Black (mamba) widow brider.
Oct 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Kiill Biill.
Sep 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
King Arthur (2004)
Lancelot gets Knight-ley.
Sep 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Goes better with butter.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Utterly, butterly buggery.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Liar Liar (1997)
Carrey, Cary, caring? No.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Lion King, The (1994)
Hakuna Matata, Hyena Mufasa.
Nov 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
To die (hard) 4.
Nov 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Doom, tunes and toons.
Sep 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
The Ring cycle begins.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ents make hasty decision.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
JurassIIc Park.
Dec 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mad Hot Ballroom (2005)
Takes teens to Tango.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
More Smiths than story.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smiths here, there, everywhere.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
The promised LAN.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Minus Man, The (1999)
Sheryl Crow dies? Excellent.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Luhrman and Luring Ladies.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
My Own Private Idaho (1991)
Udo, Idaho, oh no.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Bean spying before Johnny.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
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