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Reviews by 'spyderman'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
226
reviews published to date.
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Busty Cops (2003)
Keystone Kups.
Jul 20, 2010
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Digital Penis (2000)
RAM rod.
Jul 19, 2010
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Edward Penishands (1991)
Rubber gloves.
Jul 31, 2010
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Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)
Milky Wake.
Jul 22, 2010
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Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Santa paws.
Jul 20, 2010
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Harold And Maude (1971)
Baby, Ruth.
Aug 30, 2010
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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Bad Motherfucker narrates WWII.
Aug 30, 2010
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Naturism UK (1995)
Mind The Gasp.
Jul 29, 2010
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Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
Muffthansa.
Jul 20, 2010
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No Impact Man (2009)
Surviving without toilet paper.
Aug 30, 2010
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Seven Pounds (2008)
Smith portrays organic farmer.
Sep 1, 2010
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War Of The Worlds (2005)
Martians party in Jersey.
Apr 14, 2013
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All Nude Summer (1998)
June's moons.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Annie Hall (1977)
Ditsy woman proclaims 'la-di-da'.
Nov 15, 2005
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(1)
Breast Men (1997)
Mountains out of molehills.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Malone's forward porn reviews.
Oct 29, 2005
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(1)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Duvet buffet.
Nov 14, 2005
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(1)
Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)
Spermin' on the Mount.
Jul 21, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
End Of Days (1999)
Schwarzenegger: 'Get (dev)out!'.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Riding pine.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
'In bed' now redundant.
Jul 29, 2010
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(1)
Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
Fucking no-see-ums!
Jul 21, 2010
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(1)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Zom-beagle.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Friday The 13th: A Nude Beginning (1987)
Skinnydipping in Crystal Lake.
Aug 24, 2005
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(1)
Graduate, The (1967)
Dustin, dustin' off Bancroft.
Nov 10, 2005
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(1)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Woody does sister swap.
Jan 13, 2006
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(1)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
The Bared Stitch Project.
Oct 4, 2005
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(1)
Kalifornia (1993)
Pitt, Duchovny chug 'reeb's.
Nov 29, 2005
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(1)
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Klahn rules mountain singlehandedly.
Sep 1, 2010
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(1)
King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters, The (2007)
Wiebe's Mario outscores Mitchell's.
Aug 30, 2010
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Loose stool ends career.
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
My Breast (1994)
A Jug's Life.
Jul 19, 2010
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(1)
Naked Weapon (2002)
Madam M's deadly femmes.
Aug 29, 2005
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(1)
Naked World (2003)
Wales' tails.
Aug 19, 2005
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(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Bear claw goes uneaten.
Nov 16, 2005
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(1)
Nude Nurses (1993)
Patient care, totally bare.
Aug 26, 2005
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(1)
Nude On The Moon (1961)
...giant peep for mankind.
Aug 23, 2005
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(1)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
San Quentin, sans denim.
Aug 24, 2005
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(1)
Nude Stretching (1996)
Loosening muscles (and zippers).
Aug 26, 2005
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(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser saves kiddies, dies.
Nov 1, 2005
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(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser sizzles in fire.
Nov 4, 2005
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(1)
Penis Envy (2004)
Women's pre-pee thoughts.
Nov 16, 2005
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(1)
Pinocchio (2002)
Benigni performs log role.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)
Pinocchio becomes Mars-ionette.
Nov 3, 2005
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(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Jockstraps get Lam-basted.
Aug 14, 2005
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(1)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Singapore Swing(er).
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Stoltz chooses band geek.
Sep 28, 2005
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(1)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer armed. Gozilla harmed.
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Tailhouse Rock (1985)
Behind bares.
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Lovable lumps catch rabbits.
Nov 22, 2005
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks develop computer chippie.
Sep 4, 2005
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Outrageously jaundiced moralizing midgets.
May 22, 2005
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(1)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
LeBrock gets much Wilder.
Apr 15, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Stifler samples Unnatural Light.
May 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stifler samples poo-poo platter.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Roma Empire Invades America!
Sep 29, 2005
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Ham-handed barnyard tale.
Jun 25, 2005
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(2)
Braveheart (1995)
Scotland's Blue Man Group.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Bridge(t) Under Double Throbbers.
Oct 7, 2005
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(2)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Man scores, then Skor�s.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Sausage lays-on-ya.
Oct 4, 2005
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(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Married, with chilled hen.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Crimes And Misdemeanors (1989)
Anjelica snuffed, Woody rebuffed.
Apr 12, 2005
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(2)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Fir meets fur.
Oct 9, 2005
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(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
The Talented Mr. Hunting.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Grandma Shoots, Grandma Scores (2000)
Needlepoint guard.
Nov 15, 2005
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(2)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Fievel goes immortal.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Jerk, The (1979)
Extra best thermos selected.
May 11, 2005
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(2)
Jerk, Too, The (1984)
One Jerk too many.
Aug 9, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Kissed (1996)
Boffin' in the coffin.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Twelfth Inch.
Aug 25, 2005
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(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Coitus and Cressida.
Jul 10, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Magnolia (1999)
Cloudy. Chance of amphibians.
Nov 4, 2005
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(2)
Manhattan (1979)
Woody dates Hemingway, earnestly.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Michael Collins (1996)
Neeson opens an IRA.
Apr 16, 2005
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(2)
Naked Cooking (2003)
Pots and cans.
Aug 17, 2005
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(2)
Naked On The Beach (1997)
Driftwoodies.
Aug 18, 2005
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(2)
Naked Party Games (1997)
Contact Bridge.
Aug 18, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Naked Yoga (1974)
Butt Pilates.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Bowling Party (1995)
Bare spares.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nude Cigar Smoking (1997)
Twice as many butts.
Aug 19, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Nude Prisoners (1994)
Sing Sing's ding-dings.
Aug 24, 2005
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(2)
Nude Restaurant, The (1967)
Stroganoff with clothing off.
Aug 24, 2005
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(2)
Nude Yoga Workout (1995)
Swami salami.
Aug 29, 2005
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(2)
Nudist Colony Of The Dead (1991)
Tails from the crypt.
Aug 17, 2005
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(2)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Rocky and Bull-Twinkle.
Jul 15, 2005
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(2)
Pay It Forward (2000)
Haley gets his halo.
Apr 15, 2005
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(2)
Pinocchio (1940)
Plank's constantly telling lies.
Nov 6, 2005
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(2)
Pinocchio 3000 (2004)
C3PinOcchio.
Apr 14, 2013
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(2)
Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Cypress Kill.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
The Happiest Hedgehog.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ringwald's dress = turnip costume.
Sep 14, 2005
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(2)
Real Genius (1985)
Young smarty's popcorn party.
Sep 4, 2005
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(2)
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Reality show carries Cross.
Nov 5, 2005
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(2)
Se7en (1995)
Villain. Head's bogus journey.
Aug 16, 2005
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(2)
Sideways (2004)
Miles pops corks, Madsen.
May 13, 2005
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(2)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Farmer Ted sows seed.
Apr 12, 2005
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(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Psychiatrist's flatline personality disorder.
Apr 22, 2005
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(2)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Lowe does sax scene.
Oct 29, 2005
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(2)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Greenways: humping Jack, Flap.
Jun 1, 2005
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