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Reviews by 'spyderman'
Current status of
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with a total of
226
reviews published to date.
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War Of The Worlds (2005)
Martians party in Jersey.
Apr 14, 2013
Unscored
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Pinocchio 3000 (2004)
C3PinOcchio.
Apr 14, 2013
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Kentucky Fried Movie, The (1977)
Klahn rules mountain singlehandedly.
Sep 1, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Smith portrays organic farmer.
Sep 1, 2010
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Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Bad Motherfucker narrates WWII.
Aug 30, 2010
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Harold And Maude (1971)
Baby, Ruth.
Aug 30, 2010
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King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters, The (2007)
Wiebe's Mario outscores Mitchell's.
Aug 30, 2010
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Vote
(1)
No Impact Man (2009)
Surviving without toilet paper.
Aug 30, 2010
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Vote
Edward Penishands (1991)
Rubber gloves.
Jul 31, 2010
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Erotic Fortune Cookies (1975)
'In bed' now redundant.
Jul 29, 2010
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(1)
Naturism UK (1995)
Mind The Gasp.
Jul 29, 2010
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Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)
Milky Wake.
Jul 22, 2010
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Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, The (2003)
Fucking no-see-ums!
Jul 21, 2010
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Vote
(1)
Eleventh Commandment, The (1988)
Spermin' on the Mount.
Jul 21, 2010
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(1)
Breast Men (1997)
Mountains out of molehills.
Jul 20, 2010
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(1)
Naughty Stewardesses (1975)
Muffthansa.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
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Busty Cops (2003)
Keystone Kups.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Happy Erotic Christmas (2003)
Santa paws.
Jul 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Digital Penis (2000)
RAM rod.
Jul 19, 2010
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My Breast (1994)
A Jug's Life.
Jul 19, 2010
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(1)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Cold birds. The end.
Jul 19, 2009
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(3)
Tailhouse Rock (1985)
Behind bares.
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Loose stool ends career.
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Singapore Swing(er).
Jul 10, 2009
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(1)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Everybody Caesar.
Jul 10, 2009
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Vote
(3)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Coitus and Cressida.
Jul 10, 2009
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Vote
(2)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Pericles's Testicles.
Jul 10, 2009
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Vote
(3)
Nude Law Enforcement (1993)
Vag with a badge.
Jul 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?, The (1964)
Undead can dance.
Feb 4, 2006
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(3)
Hannah And Her Sisters (1986)
Woody does sister swap.
Jan 13, 2006
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Cloudy. Chance of bovine.
Dec 8, 2005
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(4)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Bye, Bye Shirtie.
Dec 5, 2005
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Vote
(5)
End Of The Affair, The (1999)
Moore's God-damned affair.
Dec 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Kalifornia (1993)
Pitt, Duchovny chug 'reeb's.
Nov 29, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Woman Found Dead In Elevator (2000)
Going (six feet) down.
Nov 29, 2005
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(4)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Booby and the Beast.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Starlight Exposed.
Nov 28, 2005
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(5)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Chicagonads.
Nov 28, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Young Einstein (1988)
Theory of special ale-tivity.
Nov 28, 2005
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(2)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Mathematician has trouble integrating.
Nov 28, 2005
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(7)
Totally Nude Gymnastics (1994)
Gymnasty.
Nov 23, 2005
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(6)
Harold And Maude (1971)
When Harry Met Granny.
Nov 22, 2005
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(6)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Lovable lumps catch rabbits.
Nov 22, 2005
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(1)
Arrival Of Train Of Cattle (1901)
Jerky transportation.
Nov 20, 2005
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(4)
Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)
Denmark's rotten. Curtain. Applause.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Frankenweenie (1984)
Zom-beagle.
Nov 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Bear claw goes uneaten.
Nov 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Penis Envy (2004)
Women's pre-pee thoughts.
Nov 16, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Kissed (1996)
Boffin' in the coffin.
Nov 16, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
The Talented Mr. Hunting.
Nov 15, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Annie Hall (1977)
Ditsy woman proclaims 'la-di-da'.
Nov 15, 2005
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(1)
Grandma Shoots, Grandma Scores (2000)
Needlepoint guard.
Nov 15, 2005
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(2)
I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With (2006)
Wants to share cottage.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977)
Duvet buffet.
Nov 14, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Jailhouse Cock.
Nov 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
License To Thrill, A (1985)
For Your Rise Only.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(11)
License To Thrill, A (1985)
Thunderballs.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
License To Thrill, A (1985)
For Your Thighs Only.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Junior (1994)
Schwarzen-pregger.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Spade: bad hair day.
Nov 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Graduate, The (1967)
Dustin, dustin' off Bancroft.
Nov 10, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Pinocchio (2002)
Benigni performs log role.
Nov 7, 2005
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(1)
Pinocchio (1940)
Plank's constantly telling lies.
Nov 6, 2005
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(2)
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
Reality show carries Cross.
Nov 5, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Married, with chilled hen.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser sizzles in fire.
Nov 4, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Magnolia (1999)
Cloudy. Chance of amphibians.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
A shipload of drip.
Nov 4, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Eskimo Gang Bang (1994)
Testicle icicles.
Nov 4, 2005
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Vote
(3)
Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Man scores, then Skor�s.
Nov 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Pinocchio In Outer Space (1965)
Pinocchio becomes Mars-ionette.
Nov 3, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Greaser saves kiddies, dies.
Nov 1, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise (2001)
Men pushing vacuums.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Malone's forward porn reviews.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Lowe does sax scene.
Oct 29, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Hand, solo.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Surecock Holmes.
Oct 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Riding pine.
Oct 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pinocchio's Revenge (1996)
Cypress Kill.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Erotic Adventures Of Pinocchio, The (1971)
Fir meets fur.
Oct 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
The Happiest Hedgehog.
Oct 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Bridge(t) Under Double Throbbers.
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Skip Ben Stein's History.
Oct 4, 2005
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Vote
(3)
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
The Grade-X Ape.
Oct 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut (1994)
The Bared Stitch Project.
Oct 4, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Sausage lays-on-ya.
Oct 4, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Naansters!
Oct 3, 2005
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Vote
(8)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Roma Empire Invades America!
Sep 29, 2005
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Vote
(2)
Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)
Stoltz chooses band geek.
Sep 28, 2005
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Vote
(1)
Son Of Bambi Meets Godzilla (1999)
Deer armed. Gozilla harmed.
Sep 27, 2005
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(1)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Deer and Present Danger.
Sep 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ringwald's dress = turnip costume.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bambi (1942)
The Deer Hunted.
Sep 14, 2005
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Vote
(4)
Evel Knievel (1971)
All About Evel.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Female Masturbation (1978)
Giving yourself the finger.
Sep 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Real Genius (1985)
Young smarty's popcorn party.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks develop computer chippie.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Breasts (1996)
Melo(n)drama.
Sep 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Indian In The Cupboard, The (1995)
Dances With Fleas.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Matilda (1996)
Matilda, the pre-teen witch.
Sep 1, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
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